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Chapter One: Hi! I'm me and who are you?

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Jon sat, spaced out, looking through the window. His fuzzed eyes seeing nothing in general. How... just how am I going to find this one, hmm. . .

"Excuse me Sir,. . . uh sir (poke) are you ready to order yet?" asked a slightly concerned waitress.

"Huh? oh sorry about that I kinda spaced out for a second, he he he" Jon said as he rubbed the back of his neck and produced a goofy smile.

"Let me see. . . Uh, I'll have the tomato soup with a side of vanilla ice cream and can I have some grilled sweet potatoes also." Once again the goofy grin appears.

"Uh, okay I guess I can get you that sir," said a confused waitress.

I should have just ordered some normal food and got my sustenence later. . . but it's just so entertaining to watch them get so confused.

So Jon sat and thought about his current predicament.

I hope I can get to this next one in time. I just hope I can prevent IT from happening again...

He sat there in his own thought place until the waitress returned.

"Here you go sir, uh. . . Sir. . . SIR(poke) I have your food," said a, once again, slightly concerned waitress.

"Oh, ah... hehe sorry about that, I must have spaced out again, Thanks!" said Jon as he beamed at the waitress with his same goofy smile.

(Blush)"Hehe... it's okay sir really," she said with a terrific smile that lit up her face.

Wow she's even more beautiful when she smiles, I didn't think that was possible.

The waitress blushed even deeper and tried to hide her face some. Jon noticed and blushed as he realized that he must not have thought that out loud.

"Hehe, sorry about that. I sometimes say what I'm thinking out loud. But you are very pretty, never let anyone take that smile from you and I'm sure the guys bound to be lining up for a date." Jon rambled on with his same old smile and a blush.

All the waitress could do was blush even deeper and walk off smiling.

I gotta keep a better track of what I say out loud, I might say something one of these days that might set off one of THEM. Well time to eat!

As Jon ate he snuck the ice cream and sweet potatoes into the soup, trying not to draw too much attention to himself.

As soon as I finish it's straight to the room to figure out where the new Soon To Be is. . . YUM it's been a while since I've had this.

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