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Chapter Two: Wait a second... I ordered radishes in my soup?!

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A man is walking down a street. Walking down a street reading a map. Not that this helped any but he was trying.

"Now where am I?" Said the now apparently lost man. "One second I can figure out where I am and now... Wait a second, there's a sign!"

Mr lost, ambling over to the sign, looks at it and sees it says Nerima.

Hmm... I think this was where the new Soon To Be is. . . Hmm... but where they are and where I am could be very far apart, Hmm. . . Now I know I'm lost because that is way too many Hmm's in too short a time...

incoming whistle sound What's that?. . . (CRASH) "(mumble) Freakin uncute TOMBOY...(mumble)... I didn't even try her stinkin 'food' yet... not that I was gonna..."(Dusts himself off)

"Excuse me, I just saw you land and I was wonderin if your alright, But I do have to say that that landing was executed quite well, You wouldn'ta happened to say, I don't know, altered anything on your stop?" Said Mr lost "Oh, yeah it rude of me to not mention my name but... oh well."(GSmile)

"Huh. . ." Said the confused pigtailed person. "I'm okay, that tomboy is always doin stuff like this ta me." "I don't really know whats ya talking about but I'm the BEST and I can do anything, a fall like that ain't nothing."

"Not to be rude but 'Aint' notsa word. Also no... I guess you didn't alter anything to survive the landing... I can tell your in above-average condition for someone of your type. Hmm... you wouldn't happen ta know anyone that seems to alter things would ya?"

"Sorry, I'm not sure about what yur talkin about, Sorry but thanks for the concern."

"Naa, it's okay not many know what I'm talking about, Have a nice day squire." (Turns and goes back to getting lost missing with map.)

Now that was odd thought by both

Pigtailed person saunters off slightly confused. In his confused state he misses the old lady splashing what on the sidewalk. (Splash) Still out of it he doesn't seem to notice a change that takes a second to occur, nor the slight glow from Mr losts direction.

Hmm I felt a rewrite a moment ago but it was gone too fast... well at least I know this is about the right area... better keep going... Ohh I almost forgot to pick up dinner, hmm... I've been meaning to try out one of those two new restaurants... i wonder which...

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