The GirthMonster
Chapter 2 – Ain't Nothin' but Mammals
"Hermione, ye'h late," Hagrid said as she made her way into her Care of Magical Creatures lesson.
"Sorry Hagrid," Hermione smiled apologetically as she took her seat next to Harry.
"'S not like you ter be late, ye'h feelin' alright?" Inquired Hagrid.
"Fine thanks," Hermione replied, "I was just in the library and lost track of time."
"Well, best not make a habit of it, eh?" Hagrid said as he turned to the rest of the class. "Now, where were we?"
Lavender Brown raised her hand, giggling... "You were explaining the purpose of a..." she paused to giggle again before continuing, "...a GirthMonster."
"Ah right...thank you Lavender, well as I was saying; GirthMonster's originated from Switzerland 'n discovered around the 14th Century-"
"Where have you been?" whispered Harry once Hagrid's attention averted.
"I just said, Library."
"Are you sure?" asked Harry with a knowing smile, Ron was also suspiciously absent from the lesson.
"Of course I'm sure," Hermione hissed, "I spend enough time in there to know when I'm there or not. Honestly Harry," she sighed turning her attention away from Harry to pay attention to today's lesson and began making notes. Harry also turned his attention to Hagrid's lesson and began making his own notes.
Hermione was concentrating deeply on Hagrid's description of a GirthMonster, which, in Hermione's opinion sounded pretty damn interesting. Apparently they weren't called GirthMonster's for no reason, they were well known for their, well, rather gifted nether regions.
In layman's terms they had long thick members, way more than any man could ever dream of and the kind of girth that women would eternally long to have inside of them.
Hermione considered this for a moment. Just how big is this GirthMonster? Hermione had read about them, of course, but she'd never actually seen one, even the books containing passages about them had never actually had pictures of them in. Hermione's thoughts drifted to Ron and his own girth, she personally thought that Ron was quite well equipped down there. She'd never complained anyway and she certainly never gone un-pleasured.
Not that Hermione had anything to compare Ron to, after all he had been her first and only sexual partner so she had no other basis for judgement, not that she needed it to know that the boy was very well equipped and well above average himself. This only served to raise her curiosity of the GirthMonster; if Ron was big then this GirthMonster had to be huge.
Ron came through the door into the classroom while Hermione was mentally picturing the GirthMonster. Well not exactly the GirthMonster, more like a 6ft 4" well-built, toned ginger haired Quidditch player so well hung he was touching the floor.
This was her idea of a GirthMonster
"Ron, ye'h late, you been in the Library n'all?" Ron looked sheepish as he paused by the door to explain to Hagrid that he'd been to see Professor Snape about a detention that he had later that day.
"Ruddy Snape n' his detentions keepin' students out of my lessons," Hagrid muttered more to himself than to anyone else. "Right Ron, take ye'h seat."
Ron shared a knowing look with Hermione as he sat down, making Hermione blush slightly. She knew he never had detention at all that night, a fact that didn't escape Harry either as he asked Ron if he'd had fun with Snape this morning.
"Shut up Harry," replied Ron, seemingly not embarrassed at all that Harry obviously knew exactly what she and Ron had been up to earlier on, whereas Hermione on the other hand was mortified that Harry now knew for certain that she and Ron were sexually active. This was more embarrassing that last summer at The Burrow when Mrs Weasley had walked in on Ron and Hermione snogging in Ginny's room.
Hermione tried to hide her embarrassment by paying even more attention to Hagrid's explanation of a GirthMonster and their purpose in the wizarding world. He explained how they were used to fertilise soil as they created special chemicals from their semen that was able to speed up the growth rates of plants, making them very handy things for herbologists to have. This must have intrigued Neville Longbottom whom Hermione knew to be considering a career in Herbology.
"How exactly does it fertilise the soil Hagrid?" he asked.
"Well it's got ta' have contact wi' the soil itself, so you need to insert it into the ground when it's aroused and leave it there for about an hour fer it to finish it's job. When it's finished ye'h just take it out again n' wait for ye'h plants to grow," Hagrid explained.
"So it can't be put into the ground unless it's aroused?" Neville inquired.
"That's right," unless you want to injure them a bit," he laughed.
"Well how does it become aroused? Do we have to wait until we see it aroused or are there ways we can arouse them ourselves?" asked Seamus.
"Well, ye'h can arouse them yeh'selves when ye'h need your plants fertilising, then you need to insert it into the ground as soon as possible." Hermione heard muffled giggles coming from Lavender and Parvati's direction when Seamus asked how to arouse it.
"Quite easily really," replied Hagrid, "It needs stimulating like us, so ye'h jus' need to stroke it for a while 'till it becomes aroused. Tell ye'h what, I'll just show you, shall I?" At that Hagrid strode over to a wooden crate that Hermione hadn't noticed earlier, picked it up and placed it on a nearby desk.
Hermione noticed the breathing holes carved in the side of the crate as Hagrid opened it and lifted the GirthMonster out. He held it out so that the class were able to see the GirthMonster, there were a few "Ooohs" coming from some people as they admired the shimmering vibrant colours of the GirthMonster, its various shades of blues, purples and pinks adorning it's scales; all reflecting off each other to create a sort of Rainbow effect.
The body of the GirthMonster was a foot long and shaped, Hermione thought, quite like a spike-less hedgehog with its legs disproportionate to its body. Not that Hermione was overly concerned with this aspect of the GirthMonster, no; what Hermione was more interested in was what Hagrid was about to show the class, gently turning the GirthMonster over in his hands so the underneath was exposed to them. Hermione was shocked when she noticed the GirthMonster's well, er, lack of girth.
The underside of the GirthMonster was surprisingly flat without any trace of genitalia, making Hermione wonder whether a more appropriate name would be a Girth-lessMonster.
"Right," began Hagrid, "firs' thing ye'h should all know about GirthMonster's is tha' they're a lot like Phallymonks when it comes te' bein' aroused, they need a lot of persuasion to get aroused and once they do get aroused their arousal grows out."
Hagrid noticed the puzzled looks he was receiving from the class so proceeded to demonstrate to the class what he meant by beginning to gently stroke the GirthMonster between it's hind legs, going rather slowly at first but with time applying more pressure and increasing the pace of his strokes. The class sat in silence; all eyes focused on the GirthMonster as it began to grow under Hagrid's touch. Ever so slowly Hermione watched as a penis began to evolve from between the GirthMonster's legs, growing rather rapidly at first but slowing down eventually so Hermione could examine its full length.
The GirthMonster's penis had stretched out to over three times its body length and was stood to attention so much so that it was practically poking out Lavender Browns eye as she was sat in the front row of the class. Hagrid stopped the rubbing of the GirthMonster once it was fully aroused and turned it so that the class could see what a fully aroused GirthMonster looked like.
Hermione took a sharp intake of breath at the full length of the GirthMonster, it was certainly longer than Ron that was for sure and was at least three times wider too. Hermione stole a glance over to Ron to see what his reaction to the GirthMonster was. She noticed a look of amusement on his face as he eyed the GirthMonster before he turned his head towards Hermione, as if he could feel her looking at him.
"That guy's bigger than I am," he mouthed silently.
Hermione nodded in agreement and mouthed back, "I'd rather do you any day." Hermione was almost shocked at how bold she had become over the past year, but this reaction was quickly ignored when Ron grinned back at her and winked his special wink. This simple gesture sent a shiver of longing so deep down her spine that she gently bit on her lower lip
Not now Hermione, not now.
Hermione tried again to concentrate on Hagrid's lecture but it was becoming increasingly more difficult as she could now feel a hand slowly gliding up her left thigh, squeezing gently before continuing to roam further up underneath her robe. Ron's fingers played with her panties for a little while before a roaming thumb slipped underneath them to brush against her vagina, massaging it slightly although not applying for entry.
Hermione wanted to know how Harry or anyone else for that matter had not noticed this little action that Ron had begun to perform on her. True they were both still 'paying attention' to Hagrid's lesson but Ron's arm was definitely at an odd angle and stretched a little too far away from his own body. Hermione chanced a look around the room but no one was paying much attention to what was happening between her and Ron, the class were more interested in the lesson.
Even the Ravenclaw's were taking a special interest this morning, especially at the point when Hagrid announced that they had to get into pairs to stimulate their own GirthMonster to see if they could produce semen to fully grow a Mimbulus Mimbletonia in under a week.
"Want to pair up mate?" Harry asked Ron, totally oblivious to what was going on under the table. Ron nodded silently as he pushed his forefingers up into Hermione who gasped, biting her lower lip harder.
"Ron, not now," Hermione hissed once Harry moved away to get a GirthMonster.
"You want me to stop?"
Hermione nodded, "You and Harry should get on with your work, this might be important for your NEWTs. They are only seven months away, you know."
Ron laughed and removed his hand from underneath Hermione's robes, "You'll never change," he said.
"Would you want me to?" questioned Hermione, slightly put out.
"Never," Ron reassured her, "Besides, where am I going to find a girl as dirty as you?"
"Slytherin?" suggested Hermione.
Ron looked disgusted, "I said dirty, not ugly."
"Well, you could always..." Hermione stopped mid sentence as Harry came back over and put two crates onto the desk, each containing a GirthMonster.
Ron examined the crates containing the GirthMonster's, "How come those crates are much smaller than the one Hagrid's GirthMonster was in?" he asked.
"I don't know," replied Harry shaking his head.
"Maybe Hagrid's GirthMonster is fully grown," pondered Hermione logically, "and the ones he's given us are just babies."
"I don't doubt you're right," said Harry casting a look about the room, "Who're you working with?" he asked Hermione.
She looked about the room too; noticing everyone else was already paired up, minus Neville. Hermione paused when she saw the Patil twins in the corner trying to arouse their GirthMonster.
She watched as Padma straddled the GirthMonster, trying to hold it still while Parvati reached around, grasped its member in her hands and began pumping furiously in an attempt to get it to spill its load. It seems Hermione was not the only one to notice this, as other male members of the class had stopped what they were doing to watch two of the prettiest girls in Hogwarts bent over a Girthmonster and tugging at it in an attempt to make it release its juices.
The GirthMonster was obviously enjoying it too, not only was it being aroused by both of the Patil twins but it also had its head stuck up Padma's robes, clearly exciting her as she was quivering gently as she was losing her grip on the GirthMonster. To Hermione it looked as though Padma was trying to pull the GirthMonster further under her robe.
"Man that thing has stamina," whispered Harry, "If I had those two writhing over me like that I'd have filled my robes by now."
Hermione laughed as she looked at other male members of the class again, "Somehow Harry," she mused, "I don't think you're the only one!"