Here I go again

"Wow this is some great powder!" Mac called out as he and Kaori were making their way down the first peak.

"Man I haven't had so much fun since Psymon almost died of a heart attack three months ago!" Kaori said back to Mac then they came close and started to go down the hill holding hands. "Mac never let go," Kaori said.

"TREE!" Mac called out as he broke away from Kaori.

"Okay so maybe that isn't the best idea," Kaori said. Then she and Mac spotted a small group of snowboarders.

"Hey you come over here!" Mac called out at them. The snowboarders looked at each other then headed to where Mac and Kaori are.

"Yeah what do you want?" One of the three asked.

"Yeah I just wanted to know can you guys out run an avalanche?" Mac asked them.

"No, no we can't that is suicide," One of them told Mac.

"Okay then you should stay over where you were because of that avalanche heading right this way," Mac said as he then rushed down the hill with Kaori. Three riders just looked at each other for about less than a second until the avalanche engulfed them whole.

"Man you make me so horny when you look out for your fellow man like that," Kaori said as they continued down the hill.

The place where the snowboarders were was silent until A HAND STUCK OUT OF THE SNOW! And then Psymon accidentally ran over it with his snowboard but we won't get into that.

Over at DJ Atomica's station

"AND WERE BACK! I am DJ Atomica and you are listening to EA Radio Big unless you are listening to Ubisoft Radio Large. Damn bastards and their top quality lawyers making it impossible to sue," Atomica was saying.

Just then three almost dead snowboarders entered the station ready to kill. "Hey looks like we got some visitors why don't you come and take a seat. And introduce yourselves," Atomica said to the three almost dead people.

"Well I am almost dead guy one and these are almost dead guy two and three," One said as they took seats.

"So you guys must be from out of town," Atomica said.

"Why yes how could you tell," One of them said back to Atomica.

"Because no Big mountaineer would go anywhere without their trusty snowboard," Atomica said picking up his snowboard from behind his chair.

"Yeah that is very interesting I can't believe that you people go everywhere with them. Even to a public washroom,"

"You got that right and speaking of which almost dead guy number three just pooped himself," Atomica said.

"What I did not. I did not poop my pants. Okay that is it, it is time to die," Number three said to Atomica.

"Uh sorry but dying time is not until Tuesday," Atomica said back to the almost dead guy number three.

"Oh shut up you pathetic media whore," Two said getting up then stabbing Atomica. They all then made their way out of the station.

"Those were a very interesting bunch," Atomica said bleeding massively. Then all of a sudden one of the other employees walkes into Atomica's station.

"Holy crap dude what happened we got to take you to a hospital!" The guy said.

"Ah I see I have another guessed. Why don't you sit down and we can have a conversation," Atomica said to the guy.

"Dude what the hell are you talking about you are bleeding to death here if we don't get you to a hospital you will die!" the dude called out.

"No must still keep going. Need higher ratings than those Ubisoft Large bastards must do it one more time AND WERE BACK!" Atomica said before collapsing to his death on the floor.

"That is some messed up radio," Moby said putting down his M-con. He like all the others were in the plane heading for peak 1 down from the freezing peak 3.

"Man is it just me or since Ubisoft Radio Large moved in Atomica has just been getting to...desperate," Elise said and all agreed. Then all of a sudden the driver Powder Pete had a sudden heart attack.

"AH OH MY GOD!" Viggo called out as he ran to the cockpit to try to take controls. Everyone then started panicking.

"WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIE!" Mac screamed out in a girly scream. The plane was shacking heavily.

"Hold On!" Viggo called to the people in the back. Just then a small part of one of the sides of the plane ripped open. This sucked Moby right out of the plane. Allegra was almost sucked out but she was able to grab onto something but her grip was slipping.

"Don't worry!" Zoe called out as she tried to grab Allegra's hand. Zoe's hand got almost an inch away form Allegra's. But then Allegra was sucked out.

"Oh my God Moby and Allegra!" Zoe said as she tried not to get sucked out herself.

"Ow well that was not what I expected," Allegra said as she got up with the help of Moby. She then went and looked into the plane. "Uh guys the plane never got off the ground," Allegra told everyone.

"What?!" Mac said as he got up and went to the opening and saw Moby and Allegra just standing there. "Man I have to be more observant," he said to himself.

"Wait then why was the plane shacking and everything?" Nate asked.

"Oh uh that was me I was shacking the plane to maximize the tension," Psymon said letting go of the inside of the plane.

"Well what the hell were you doing then Viggo?" Griff asked Viggo. Viggo then went to the back of the plane.

"What it was too stormy to see anything so I presumed the worst," Viggo then looked out the opening to see it was nice and clear. "Shit okay I was just trying to look like I was helping," Viggo said to everyone. About five minutes later they were all out and standing outside the cabin. Then Zoe's phone went off.

"Hello who is this and if you are a telemarketer I will come to your house and rip off you balls in your sleep," Zoe said into the phone.

"7 days," the voice from the other side said.

"What 7 days until what I die or something," Zoe said into the phone.

"Well I was going to say it was going to be turkey Tuesday but I like your idea is much better, we will come and kill you all," The voice said.

"How do I know how you are not blushing," Zoe asked.

"Look to your right,"

"I don't see anything except some squirrels fucking their brains out, WOW GO SQUIRRELS!" Zoe called out.

"No damn it MY RIGHT or your left yeah your left god damn it I don't know," form that Zoe looked to her left and almost dropped her phone.

"Wow I like the WE ARE NOT BLUSHING written in blood and using Atomica the exclamation mark is a nice touch but the whole wrong direction thing kind of ruined it.

"Damn anyway be sure to tell all of your little gang about the killing," and with that he hanged up.

"Who was that Zoe?" Elise asked.

"He didn't say. But he did say that he was going to come and kill all of us," Zoe told all of them.

"AHHH! OH MY GOD!" everyone started to scream.

"Now everybody don't panic," Nate called out to everyone.

"Don't panic we all know that the black guy always dies first," Moby said. He then looked around. "Uh guys,"

"RUN AWAY! RUN AWAY FROM THE BLACK GUY!" Psymon screamed out as he and the others were running way from Moby.

OKAY THAT IS IT HOPE MY FANS LIKE IT AND ALL YOU OTHERS

RR please. More killing and jokes in the second chapter.