Okay this is chapter 2 oh and my apologies to DJ Atomika for killing DJ Atomika so soon but damn what a way to go.
"Okay this is the plan we split up," Nate said to everyone as they all were bunched together.
"Wait who died and made you leader," Psymon said to Nate.
"Well lets see Powder Pete!" Nate said almost screaming at Psymon.
"Uh hello I am not dead," Powder Pete called out from inside the plane. He then crawled out but then Nate got out a gun and started to shoot Pete. Pete's body went strait to the ground and didn't move.
"Uh dude you know that wasn't necessary to kill the ONLY MOTHER FUCKER WHO CAN GET US OUT OF HERE!" Viggo screamed out at Nate.
"What ever you have to follow me I have been in the Mountains all my life. I am the best navigator," Nate said as he turned and started to walk away.
"Why are you walking away we are next to the ONLY SOURCE OF FOOD AND SHELTER ON THIS MOUNTAIN!" Psymon screamed at him.
"Don't worry I know what I am doing," Nate said and walked about four steps until he fell of a cliff. "AHHHHHOWOHMYGODAHHHHHHHHOW............I am okay!" Nate called out.
"Okay fuck this," Psymon said as he walked back into the cabin. Soon the rest walked into it. All except Elise who decided to go to the washroom in a bush instead of the god damn washroom in the CABIN!
"ladedadeda," She said as she was doing her business. Once she was done sorting her files she then took a crap.
"It is your turn to die,"
"It is my turn to lie?" Elise asked.
"No Die!"
"Fie like Fe Fie Fo Fum," Elise asked again.
"No you dumbass blonde It Is your fucking turn to god damn die," At that moment he jumped out from behind her. Of course she had already left. "God damn it I hate this Zombie-Philippine Accent it is driving me nuts.
"Oh my god we are all going to die," Kaori started to cry she was on Mac's lap. Mac just stroked her gently.
"Don't worry the virgins never die in these kind of Fan Fics," Mac said to her.
"What did I just here you say Mac," Psymon said to Mac.
The Next Morning
"Man how did you sleep mate?" Moby asked Psymon.
"Horribly I keep on hearing this voice all night long," Psymon said to Moby. Psymon looked very drained.
"Really what did the voice say?" Moby asked.
"Help me, Help me you Bastards I am still down here...son of,"
"Yeah it is about time you fucking bastard," Nate said as he was climbing up the rope that Psymon had dropped down for him.
About 20 minutes later
"Okay so we have to go out on a recon mission to see if we can contact anyone in the outside world," Viggo said. They were all outside in a circle.
"OUT OF THE WAY DUDES!" a teen called out as he snowboarded right by them. They all looked at him in astonishment.
"Okay so is everyone okay with this. And for gods sake mate I can imagine wanting her to be close to you but that is just stupid," Moby said saying to Psymon who has Kaori tied up in front of him.
"Anyway this is how we are going to do this. Kaori and I will stay here. Allegra, Viggo, and Griff go to the weather station. Nate, Psymon, Elise, and Zoe will go to the radio station. And Moby will go to the little shack on top of the summit." Mac said to everyone.
"Wait What!?" Moby asked.
"All in favour," Nate asked. Everyone put up their hand and started to run in their designated area.
Out side of Radio Big
"Okay so is everybody ready to enter," Nate said to everyone. They all agreed and slowly Nate opened the door. Out of nowhere a chainsaw came right out.
"AHHHHHHH!" They all screamed and started to run away. The dude with the chainsaw then started to run after them. "Oh shit," Nate said as he slowed down and broke away from the group. He leaned against a tree and tried to take a breath.
"Oh god damn it fucking shit," He said to himself. Then a chainsaw went right through the tree and started to move it towards Nate.
The (Stupid) Adam's Song-Ghost of FishParody of The Adam's Song-Blink 182
I never thought I'd die alone
Well it was kind of my fault
Yeah I was pretty dumb
I ran right into the guy with a gun
I couldn't believe what I had done
Then I thought I could have some fun
But that thought was short lived
As I got shot in the rib
And god damn it hurt like a bitch
"Timber!" The chainsaw guy said as the tree came down.
"BITCH GOD DAMN IT BITCH BITCH BITCH," Nate said running for his goddamn life. Then like many horror films he tripped.
I didn't bother, should have cameNow I am six feet under it's a shame
That my death was in agonizing pain
From getting my head cut off by a wooden caneI should have went and kept up
Instead I stayed to pee in a cup
And I couldn't wait till I died
Please see line three for my reason why
"I am so sorry about this. No wait I am not," The guy with the chainsaw said as he swung his chainsaw right at Nate. Nate then got up and threw snow in the guys eyes.
"AWWWW the pain...wait snow doesn't really hurt the eyes," He said looking to see Nate who is nowhere to been found.
I never thought I'd die alone
5 seconds after I die I'll be unknown
No one cares it is plain to see
And yet worst off was I was the cowardly bitch
Not the black or the slut
Or even the guy who tries to fight him off
Trust me that it sucks
When your death is unless and alone
And in the squeal you'll be unknown
"SHIT, SHIT, SHIT!" Nate was saying to himself as he ran through the forest wondering where the fuck are Zoe, and Psymon.
"Bo!" The guy with the chainsaw screamed out at him. He then swung his chainsaw at Nate. Nate tried to dodge it but he got Nate's left arm.
"You bastard MY ARM! You cut off my arm," Nate screamed as he started to run some more grabbing where his arm came off.
I didn't bother, should have cameNow I am six feet under it's a shame
That my death was in agonizing pain
From getting my head cut off by a wooden caneI should have went and kept up
Instead I stayed to pee in a cup
And I couldn't wait till I died
Please see line three for my reason why
"Ow god this really hurts," Nate called out as he ran right to a cliff. He looked back to see the Man with the chainsaw closing in and that he was trapped.
"I will not die not like this!" Nate screamed and ran towards the guy with the chainsaw. But then the guy with the chainsaw swung at Nate and just got I bit of his chest.
"FUCK THAT FUCK THAT!" Nate called as he ran back to the cliff.
I didn't bother, should have cameNow I am six feet under it's a shame
That my death was in agonizing pain
From getting my head cut off by a wooden caneI should have went and kept up
Instead I stayed to pee in a cup
And I couldn't wait till I died
Please see line three for my reason why
"Okay slow painful death with chainsaw or fast and painless death from jumping off the cliff. CLIFF!" Nate screamed as he ran towards the cliff.
"Not so fast!" The guy with the chainsaw said. Nate then jumped off the cliff. But before he could start his fall the guy with the chainsaw came up and swung in a downward motion. He was able to cut Nates head right in half. The dead body of Nate then fell off the cliff.
"Man where the hell is Nate?" Elise asked standing with Psymon and Zoe at the bottom of a cliff. At that point something fell on the ground fast and hard.(I will give you one guess)
"What the HOLY SHIT!" Zoe screamed looking at the body of Nate with an arm off and his head cut in half.
"Son of a bitch," Psymon said looking at the dead body.
"Wait if he is here then the killer can't be far behind," Zoe said looking up. At that point they heard a large roar of a Chainsaw.
"AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!" They all screamed as they all ran away far away very far away. Then they hit a cliff and had to back track for a bit but still far away.
At the Weather Station
"Man this place looks like no one has been in it for years," Viggo said walking up to it. He then looked at the other two.
"You know what I think this is a man's job and I will just wait out here," Allegra said. She looked at Viggo with her sexy eyes and gave him her cute puppy face.
"Oh man I want to screw you right now," Viggo said then looking at Griff. "Oh a what I meant was,"
"I know what you meant you want to have sex with Allegra and you said it next to me A MINOR you Bastard," Griff said.
"Any way looks like it is just you and me Griff come on lets do it," Viggo said. Viggo then opened the door and the two slowly walked in. They went through a hallway very slowly. Then they stopped and looked in a large room.
"Uh okay Griff why don't you go in this room first since you are the lightest," Viggo said. At that point Griff was almost ready to leave but Viggo grabbed him and put him in front.
"Okay, okay I'll do it. You know a simple please would be appreciated," Griff said. He then slowly started to walk into the room. He looked a Viggo who was giving him the thumbs up. He slowly then got to the centre.
"Its okay it is nice a sturdy," Griff said back to Viggo. Griff then fell through the floor and so did the most of the floor around him. Viggo's eyes widened. Then looked into the hole and only saw darkness.
"...Griff..." Viggo whispered. "...Griff..." Viggo whispered again. "...Griff..." Viggo whispered once again. "Okay Fuck This," Viggo said as he got up and slowly went out off the weather station.
"Hey where is Griff," Allegra asked Viggo.
"He...he didn't make it out alive I am sorry," Viggo said. Allegra just burst into tears. She went right into a ball and put her hands over her face. Viggo went down and took her hands away and whipped her tears away.
"You know you are sexy when you are sad," Viggo said to Allegra.
"You know that is really depressing that I look sexy when A KID HAS DIED!" Allegra said.
"Uh yeah that is pretty depressing," Viggo said with a bit of a chuckle in his voice.
At The Summit
"Thing to do if I don't die number 45. Stab everyone another time so they have been stabbed 44 times," Moby was saying to himself as he made his way up to the top of the peak. Once he had reached the top he looked at the shack.
"Oh you have got to be shitting me," Moby said as he went to the shack. He then heard a voice. He came up and listened.
"Oh yeah who ever thought about putting an outhouse on the summit was a genius," The evil dude said. This gave the guy about 3 seconds until Moby was outhouse snowboarding.
"OH my god it is in my Mouth!" the dude screamed out as Moby was on top of the outhouse having a blast until they hit a slow part and the thing stopped.
"Ow who did that. Oh my god that is the second time I have been covered in shit," The dude said getting out of the outhouse. Right then Moby punched the guy in the jaw and the dude went to the ground.
"I Bet You Were Waiting There For ME Right. Well who is the screwed guy now!" Moby called out as he started to kick the guy multiple times.
"OW HOW YOU LIKE THAT HOW YOU LIKE THAT! THIS IS NO BLACK MOTHER FUCKER WHO WILL DIE FIRST!" Moby screamed kicking the guy as hard as he could. Then he stopped and started to pee on the guy.
"Yeah DRINK that It Will Be The Last Thing You Will Taste Besides Blood!" Moby continued to scream. Then when he was done peeing he got out a match and threw it on the guy.
"You, You, You are on Fire. I don't Need No water. I want You To Burn. Burn Mother Fucker!" Moby said to the guy then he started to walk away.
Back at the camp
"Hey everybody," Mac said greeting all. "Hey there is a less body count," Mac said to everyone.
"Well lets see Moby is dead of course," Psymon said.
"Uh dumbass I am not dead. It will take more than a crapper to kill me," He said.
"Oh shit. Well I am sorry to say but Nate was attacked and after his best efforts died. Or he screamed like a little girl and begged to be spared Fuck I don't know," Zoe said to everyone.
"Yeah uh. Yeah Griff was attacked as well by the enemy yeah that is what happened," Viggo said to everyone.
"Wow two of us are already dead......hey anyone want some hot chocolate," Mac asked.
"Sure," They all said and they all went back into the cabin to enjoy some nice hot cuts of hot chocolate.
Chapter 2 Done Hell yeah That was fun. RR Okay so remember if you like this story then you will love my other story Metro City High a parody of high school Fan Fics.
Thank you all GOOD NIGHT!