Chapter 3 YEAH!
Warning this chapter has VERY STRONG SEX CONTENT and is not suitable for all ages.
Ah who the hell am I kidding but there is a lot of stone cold SEX!
"Okay so now what do we do? We already did the useless recon mission which its whole point was just to kill off people," Mac said as they we all on the couches.
"Well now we could I don't know about now in most stories something happens inside the cabin," Moby said then sighed. "And anyone can die except the innocent virgin," Moby said not that happy.
"YES I KNEW IT!" Psymon said having Kaori tied up on him again.
"Get me off of him. He hasn't showered in like weeks it is disgusting," Kaori said still being attached to Psymon.
"Hey buttercup thanks for reminding me. I have to go take a shower. Like right now!" Psymon said as he started to head for the washroom with Kaori still on him.
"NOOOOOOOOO AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Kaori screamed. As Psymon close the door to the bathroom.
"Uh dude a word to the wise. Don't let your girlfriend be forced into a shower with Psymon," Moby told Mac. It took Mac half a second to run into the bathroom.
"Okay so now that we are all fucked lets have some fun," Zoe called out grabbing Moby and throwing him behind the couch with her.
"Hell yeah!" Allegra called out grabbing Viggo and doing the same thing as Zoe.
"Ow my head!" Viggo said after he banged his head on the floor because of Allegra throwing him down.
"Oh I am sorry. Come I will give some ice," Allegra said helping up Viggo from the floor then leading him into the kitchen.
"Well I for one will try to keep my virgin status. I don't want to be killed by the killers," Elise said still sitting on one of the couches.
"Oh come on. If you are a virgin than the black men big dick stereotype is false. And trust me where I am sitting. IT AIN'T!" Zoe said from behind the couch.
"Oh yeah name one time," Elise told Zoe to do.
"SSX open after party. Once with JP under the snack table then again with Heero that night on the stairs to the hotel rooms. New rider announcement party, Twice with Eddie once in the snow then again in Marisols room," Zoe was saying.
"Okay, Okay so what I am not a virgin," Elise said.
"No I am not done. Then again with Eddie in Mercury city, Snow dream, Pipedream, Garibaldi. And after you got tired of the retro geek. Brodi then during break time a record 17 times in Hawaii. Then Nate after the first event in your tailor, So no you are not a Vigin. You're a cold hearted Whore," Zoe said.
"Oh yeah I want proof," Elise said to Zoe. Moby then got up for a brief moment until he threw her a tape. Elise read what it was labelled.
"The 26 times Elise screwed a SSX rider all taped. Man I can't believe she never saw me I was right in the god damn corner Vol 3 with new never before seen scenes with SSX officials. All rights reserved 2004 Elise's sex rampages Inc." The tape read.
"What the fuck is with this!" Elise said as a response to what the tape says.
"Yeah sorry that is volume 3. Volume 4 is a lot better with all the girl on girl stuff you did with Zoe that one retreat in the woods," Moby said. Then Zoe hearing this hit Moby very hard. "Hey I don't make this stuff. I just buy it...in large quantities,"
"OW My god My hand. DAMN IT. Can't we just have sex on a god damn bed," Viggo called out from the kitchen.
"Okay so I am back," Mac said exiting the washroom. "And after using some wire cutters, soap, Windex, duck tape, a chocolate bar, and a bible I was able to get Kaori off of Psymon," Mac said having Kaori with him.
"Okay so who will be doing the watch tonight?" Moby asked everyone. Nobody really answered. "Fuck fine I will do it," Moby said as he got up from Zoe and walked to the door and closed it.
"Yeah finally we can get some sleep on something nice and comfortable," Mac said walking about 2 steps before collapsing on the floor and falling to sleep. Not long after everyone was asleep.
The Next Morning
Elise woke up to see everyone still asleep. All but Zoe who was on her M-conn playing a game. She thought to herself that all the pain that was going through Zoe. Pac-man must be the only that was keeping her from snapping.
"WOW YEAH LEVEL 8 I AM THE MASTER!" Zoe screamed out. Then Elise remembered Zoe is a cold-hearted bitch.
"Hey Zoe so where is the washroom I have to go and pee," Elise said to Zoe. Zoe then looked up and pointed to the upstairs.
"Aren't you going to come with me," Elise asked.
"Now what would be the point of me going with you so you can go and take a pee?" Zoe said still paying only limited attention to Elise.
"Come on it will be like old times remember," Elise said.
"Yeah I remember. The last time I went with you to the washroom was back on that blind double date. And you made me go with you to the washroom so you could lock me in it then go off and have a threesome with your and my date," Zoe said back to Elise.
"Okay bad example. Come on if you don't come with me I will bite off you boyfriends dick," Elise said. This made Zoe jump up grab Elise and go strait to the upstairs. Inside they saw a huge room with most of the boys 'Reading Material'
"Hey look it is the boys reading material. It is funny how they sigh their name on each of their own to mark which ones is theirs," Zoe said looking at the porno.
"Well no surprise here that Mac has a Asian fetish. Looks like he gets these imported all the way from Japan. Man such nice colours on those shirts that are not on the girls. It is a real shame they get ripped every intercourse," Elise said.
"Well I found Psymon's porn," Zoe said.
"Really where?" Elise asked Zoe as she put down Mac's Japanese Porn with the girls with the not present nice coloured shirts.
"Well lets see. There are two huge stacks of them that go all the way to the ceiling. Plus the huge posters that go around the whole room," Zoe said as she was grabbing one magazine form the floor.
"Wait Zoe stop what if the pages are stuck together," Elise said. Then just as Zoe tried to pick it up off the floor she froze. "What is it Zoe,"
"The magazine. It is stuck to the floor," Zoe said. Then she ran right up to Elise in major discussed.
"Hey I don't see where Moby's porn is," Elise said looking around the whole room multiple times.
"Isn't it obvious. When you got a girlfriend like me you don't need crappy porn unlike these pathetic losers," Zoe said taking much pride in what she just said.
"I found Moby's porn it was in the corner, And right next to the unmarked porn that I am 100 percent sure is Viggo's," Elise said looking at a stack.
"How can you tell that it is 100 percent Viggo's porn," Zoe asked.
"Well the fact that it is all pictures of himself. With the occasional picture of Allegra in it," Elise said. "Now enough looking at all the porn I have to go and pee," Elise said. She then went to the washroom but before going in grabbing one of mags then she went into the washroom and locked the door.
She went to the toilet and sat down. Then started to do her business. Then two hands burst through the wall with a wire. It went around her neck. She was pushed right against the wall being choked to death.
"Hurry up in there I need to go pee as well." Zoe called out from behind the door. Elise couldn't do anything except scream for her life but I guess that thought never really crossed her mind.
She was slowly dieing. The killer was getting bored. So he got ready and kicked as hard as he could right where Elise's neck was on the other side of the wall. His foot went right through the wall right on Elise's neck. This sending her head right into the wire at a great force, slicing it right off.
The killer after being done killing Elise decided to go after the girl waiting right outside of the door to get into the washroom. The killer then slowly opened the door to see Zoe standing right there.
"About fucking time!" Zoe called out running pasted the killer then into the washroom. The killer then tries to get into the washroom but the thing is locked.
"What The Fuck!" Viggo said as he walked onto the top level to see the killer right there. He then started to scream ran right up to the killer and threw his shoe at the guy.
"Yeah how you like that bitch! HOW YOU LIKE THAT!" Viggo called out throwing his other shoe at the guy. The killer showing no form of pain or anger was very confused at what Viggo was doing so he decided to walk slowly behind him. Right into a not that noticeable huge hole in the wall sending him down two stories.
"Yeah take that you stupid whore mother fucker god damn bitch ass bastard with no one to god damn love you alone mother fuck!" Viggo was going on until the bathroom door opened and Zoe exited. "Zoe you okay?" Viggo asked.
"Yeah but having Elise's decapitated head staring at you at all times did make it very uncomfortable to take a pee. And all that blood didn't help," Zoe told Viggo.
"Well I have to go and finish off that killer," Viggo said running down the stairs to the bottom floor where Moby and Psymon were standing.
"Where the hell are you going mate?" Moby asked Viggo who was rushing like a mad man.
"I have to go and kill the killer. Come if you want in on a little of the action," Viggo said running out the door. Moby and Psymon slowly followed him not trusting him the slightest bit. Seeing how he can't fight his way out of an invisible box.
"Son of a bitch," Viggo said as he got to the outside of the cabin. There he saw the place where the killer had fallen to be empty.
"Man you must have fought him off so greatly and valiantly seeing how there is not even a bit of blood anywhere. Even after he fell two stories onto these upright spikes," Moby said but then smelled something very bad.
"Oh man what the hell is that smell. I did my part now it is up to you I am going inside to see if Allegra has any new fantasies," Viggo said running inside. Psymon and Moby then approached where the smell was coming from. It came from a trap door in the snow.
"Okay we open it in 3....2....1," Moby said as he and Psymon smashed the trap door open to see so many dead bodies of rangers.
"Hey damn look at all of these bodies. I bet someone has some cash on them!" Psymon called running down to see.
"So do any of these guys have any cash on them?" Moby asked.
"Well these are Canadian and American rangers for sure. The Canadians only have beer and a hockey stick. And the Americans all have crack and a hand gun," Psymon said. He then looked at Moby and Moby looked at him.
"GUNS GUNS GET YOUR FREE GUNS!" Moby called out bursting through the door and dropping multiple guns and ammo.
"Okay so everyone grab a gun," Psymon said holding his pre-selected gun. Everyone came close to get one. Moby gave one to Zoe. Then Mac approached him for a gun Moby just looked at him for a second.
"Mac are you sure you can handle a gun?" Moby asked Mac.
"Hell yeah dawg. I am from the hood. We all had guns in the hood dawg," Mac said.
"Uh dude you are from a small farming town in Ohio," Allegra said getting her gun from Psymon.
"Hey I know how to use a gun," Mac said taking a gun from Moby. Once he had his gun it went off.
"Uh mate did you just shoot off one of your toes?" Moby said looking down at Mac. Mac looked down at his feet.
"No I didn't shoot off my toe," Mac said.
"Mac your toe is right over their and your gun is smoking I think you shoot off your toe," Viggo said holding his new buddy.
"Uh.....it has always been like that," Mac said in reply.
"It Has Always Been Like That! And Your Toe Has Always Been On The Floor Over There Bleeding!" Moby said in a very Monty Python Tone. He then looked at Kaori and gave her a gun.
"I don't know have never used a gun," Kaori said taking the gun. She then took out the clip popped in a new one aimed for the wall and shot. The gun didn't go off so she opened it up looked into the barrel then put it back together. "This guns barrel isn't proper I will need a new one........what?!"
IT'S THE END OH YEAH IT'S THE END! OR IS IT