February 20, 11:23 A.M.
Remind me to kill Hermione later, ok?
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February 20, 11:27 A.M.
Oh. And Ron too.
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February 20, 11:30 A.M.
Add Harry to that list.
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February 20, 11:37 A.M.
Ok, maybe not Harry, it wasn't his fault…
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Mum, she had something to do with it also, I just know it… [glares]
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February 20 11:49 A.M.
Oh… do you want to know why, Selma? Ok, it's like this.
I was going to take a shower this morning after I woke up. Actually, after breakfast. I asked Mum if anyone was in there, she told me no. She was right. Am I going too fast? … No, yes? … Ok, no.
Anyway, after gathering my clothes for the day, I headed into the bathroom, completely forgetting to lock the door. There was my mistake. Anyway, I placed my clothes on the counter, stripped from the ones I was wearing, then got in the shower.
Now, I thought since I asked Mum if anyone was occupying the shower, she would have told no one to head in there. She did - but, she only told Ron and Hermione. ([growls at Mum] Evil plotting matchmaker…) Ron and Hermione, I just KNOW, didn't tell Harry on purpose.
Since I was in the shower, and had loud water beating around my head, I didn't hear the door open. Oh boy, I wish I had. ([shrieks in embarrassment])
Not long after the door opened (Now that I think back on it, I did hear it, but just didn't acknowledge it), I heard footsteps. "Who's there!?" I snapped, throwing the curtains open. Harry stood there, staring my way, with a horror stricken look on his face. Well, it was halfway embarrassed. When I realized what I did, I looked down at myself, then back up at him, attempting to cover myself up. "GET OUT!! Harry, I'm taking a SHOWER, didn't Mum tell you?! GET OUT! OUT!!" I exclaimed, a deep scowl (Probably a deep blush, too) etched on my face.
"S-sorry, I didn't… I didn't know! I'm going to just go now…" he stuttered, his face glowing red, turned on his heel and walked right out.
Kill Hermione, Ron, and Mum. Get back at them! [evil laugh] Muahahahahahhahaahah…
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February 23, 5:34 P.M.
Sorry I haven't written in so long, Selma. Gred and Forge decided to take you… [grumbles, glares] Nothing really has happened since the last time I wrote…
Well, I got back at Ron. Hwahahahah… Turned his robes all HOT PINK! I've been trying to think of somehow to get even with 'Mione and Mum… Nothing yet…
Help me?
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February 24, 12:34 A.M.
Selma… tired… sorry to write so late, but I thought of something! HIDE ALL OF MIONE'S BOOKS!!
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Too lame?
Er, yeah… Sorry, tired mind, lame ideas.
Talk to you tomorrow, Selma.
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February 24, 9:47 P.M.
Hi Selma. … [laughs] I got back at Hermione, with the help of Fred and George. Muah. I asked them to help me think of something that would help me get back at her, without hurting her and the baby. Oh boy, it's hilarious. Or, it was at the time, I was rolling on the floor laughing! Hehehehee… heh… heheh… right. Anyway!
What they gave me, I had no idea what it would do, but they told me to put it in her tea or something. So, I did. After she drank it, she got a dazed look on her face, then she turned to Harry, and kissed him! After she kissed him, she turned to Ron, kissed him (not unusual), but after that she… hehehe… kissed Dad! Then, she kissed ME. [snicker]
She did that for about an hour. I think I got back at her, don't you?
Got to go, Selma, bed.
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February 25, 2:31 P.M.
Not again… Selma, tell me why I always end up in embarrassing situations? HM? Well, I certainly don't know.
…It's a conspiracy… Everyone is out to embarrass me, I tell you…
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A/n: SHORT chapter, no? THANK YOU for all the good reviews! Next chapter, I'll have review responses. Did you like the little cliffhanger? The whole chapter sucks, I say…
Disclaimer: NO!! I don't. Own it. I refuse to say something untruthful and say that I do… No owning power for me. NONE AT ALL!! Except Selma. And… other characters I might add later… [muah]