Yay! So it didn't suck!? I am so happy! And now, in this chapter, the main plot I have had planned since I started this fic is going to begin to take shape. You probably won't notice it, though, it's very minuscule in this chapter, but begins to gradually show itself later on, until - hey, wait a minute, I can't tell you now! You have to read it! And now, disclaimer and review responses:
Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter! Which is pretty obvious, since I am known as a FAN-FICTION writer.
Review responses (from first review, to last):
Nightwing 509: Thank you! [dramatic bow] Yeah, I like that part too. And, you will find out now!
g--b-S-t-E-r07: Neither do I; I know if I got that embarrassed, I would surely die. Yeah, she got to have one pleasure in the embarrassment (haha). And yes, she will get her revenge.
PureWhiteLilly: Thank you, thank you! I am so glad you like it enough to put it on your favorites list!
SnakeEyesHannah: It is? Oh, I am so glad, I had hoped so. I warn you, though, some of the upcoming ones might not be. Yes, Harry is, isn't he? Yes, writer's block is AWFUL! Especially when you have people waiting patiently (well, maybe, sometimes) for the next chapter. And it's been more than two days... so, er... well, my excuse is a mixture! My cousin spent the night, and I went swimming a lot, and went to a barbeque for Father's day. Is that a good excuse?
Gryphonmistress: Nope, he wasn't bothered. [grin] Well, not like we all would think, anyway. [snicker] And thank you, I'm glad you like the way it's written.
Shawanad: Oh, I apologize, Shawa-san. [smiles innocently] And thank you.
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Awen: Thank you, and I'll keep posting, so you probably will!
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CiaHottie: Why thank you, Destiny-sama! And I did pretty muchly, so you don't have to do something drastic. But what would your 'something drastic' BE? Hm?
Ailiria-Delasting: Thank you, and of course, Ailiria-san, I wrote this, so you are reading more, that you are! [smiles like Kenshin (Kenshin Himura from the Japanese Anime Rurouni Kenshin, to those who don't know)]
FireWolf Val: I would stop putting myself down, but it's a habit by now, I've done it forever. Just ask CiaHottie, Shawanad, and Ailiria-Delasting, I annoy them to death because of always putting myself down. Haha. And thank you!
Sweet-Oklahoma: Thank you. And, I would if I could, but I can't because I have this terrible habit of saying anything I write sucks. Don't ask me where it came from!
AND NOW, for the feature, uh... fic? Or would it be presentation?...
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March 2, 10:24 A.M.
Revenge is sweet... [sighs happily] I feel like dancing. I think I will! But first, should I tell you what I did? It's... well, kinda cute, but if it happened to me, it wouldn't be so much.
First I had looked through a book that Ron had gotten from Fred and George (Hermione had told them to buy him a book instead of sending the usual prank, but when she saw what book they bought, she told them to take it back - needless to say, they didn't) that has a bunch of 'useless' (according to - guess who? - Hermione) prank-like hexes from around the world in it. It's name, obviously, is Prank Hexes from Around the World, by Junko Miyako Mikashi. But you didn't need to know that, you only need to know what I did to Gred and Forge...
Well, anyway, I was looking through the index, and found: Chapter 15, Hexes to use for Revenge Against Siblings. Oddly specific... [narrows eyes at chapter of book suspiciously]
Anyway, like I was saying, I looked at that chapter, and most of them looked like something that wouldn't be enough revenge for my brothers. But then I found one - Infante para uma hora ou dois. It's Portuguese! And you know what it does? [grins]
...
Let's just say, that for about an hour or two, I will have two BABY (literally) brothers. Hweeheehee...
Oh, and nothing embarrassing has happened yet! I am positive that today nothing bad will happen. I think I'm gonna go dance in happiness, okay, Selma? I think I'm going to listen to that Muggle band, ABBA. Hermione also gave me a Muggle CD player, Muggle CDs, a whole bunch of Muggle stuff, for... well, I dunno, but she gave them to me the day I bought you. Don't ask me why...
... okay, so, maybe I kinda hinted that I didn't have enough Muggle stuff...
... or money to buy it...
...
... and that if anybody were to, oh, say, buy them for me I could pay them back when I got a job... heh heh.
Bye, Selma! Gonna go listen to 'Gimme Gimme Gimme (A Man of the Midnight)', and dance to it!
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March 2, 12:34 P.M.
I...
Feel...
So...
Incredibly...
STUPID...
SELMA! [whines] Why didn't you tell me that if I danced around to music, in sloppy clothes and bare feet, with non-brushed-yet hair, that Harry would stop by!? GAH! Here I was, dancing around stupidly, singing to the music (not to mention, I have Voulez Vous in my mind now, as well as Gimme Gimme Gimme), and Harry comes in (hasn't he learned to knock after he came in and I was in my underwear!?) and grins at me. Then he laughed!!
He laughed at me! LAUGHED!!
ARGH!!
...
I got to go, Selma, lunch... [grumbles irritably about wanting to hurt something, preferably a certain black haired, green eyed, bespectacled boy]
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March 3, 1:09 P.M. (A/n: [grin] I have a reason to put it that date and that time... my birthday, and the time I was born! Sorry, just wanted to add that little useless info...)
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME!! (A/n: It was my best friend (Ailiria-Delasting)'s idea to make Ginny's birthday my birthday) Today is my birthday, and in a few minutes everyone will be here for my party! I hope Fred and George haven't decided to get revenge for my revenge... and I hope they don't decide to execute it today...
...[gulp]...
Aaaaaaaaaand...
... that sentence was completely random. I am on the subject of my birthday, not Fred and George's revenge on me for my revenge on them for stealing you and my wand! [sneeze] Oops. Eww... you didn't need a shower...
Sorry, sorry, I didn't need to tell you I sneezed on you! I wonder what Harry got me?
...
And once again, Ginevra's mind wanders to the Boy Who Lived...
... [monotone] Wonders never cease. Got to go now, Selma, I think I hear a certain voice of a certain boy that a certain red haired girl (namely me) has a crush on! And other voices too...
Bye! (A/n: Can you tell she's hyper about her birthday? :P)
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March 3, 1:23 P.M.
Erm... Selma? I think I just realized that my revenge against Fred and George was extremely lame... I must get back at them again! YAH! Hweeheeheehee... but not right now, maybe tomorrow. Bye again!
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March 3, 3:45 P.M.
Hi, hi, hi, hi, Selma! My birthday party is still going on, but I wanted a break from the racket. We had cake already, but I haven't opened my presents yet, because Intisar and Keawe haven't arrived quite yet. But, I am not surprised, because they live at least two hours away, and with Intisar pregnant, they can't Apparate or Floo here; and if I were them, I wouldn't use the Knight Bus with her pregnant. If they do, I can just imagine how the baby will end up...
...[shudder]...
... if the baby will even survive it...
Luckily, they told me they were taking a form of Muggle transportation (didn't tell me what kind though) that would be safe for the baby. I just hope that Inti doesn't go into labor while she's here; I mean, she is almost nine months along... although, if she did, it would be fun to tease her child about interrupting her Aunt Ginny's birthday party... hehehe...
Aww... I could share my birthday with my best friends' child... that would be so cute!
Or should I say children... Keawe seems to think it's twins. Can you believe they don't even know if they're having one or two children? They didn't want to find out what the baby(s)'s gender is(are) until it's(they're) born...
... why am I rambling about my best friends' baby(s) when it's my birthday and I should be with my guests!? Why am I writing in you in the first place, again, Selma? [confused]...
... oh yeah!
... but why am I writing in you about such a little thing...?
... oh yeah! Because I wanted to get away from my party for a bit because Gred and Forge... well, showed up, and smiled too innocently at me...
Well, anyway, I wanted to come up here to get away from my two brothers and write in you about who all showed up. The list of people who showed up:
My family (DUH!!) including my sisters-in-law
Harry Potter ([smiles happily])
Dean Thomas
Luna Lovegood
Michael Corner (I think he came because I used to be his girlfriend...)
Cho Corner(Chang) (she and Michael got hitched. Go figure.)
Neville Longbottom
Lavender Brown
Parvati Patil
Padma Patil (why are all these people who aren't even my friends showing UP?!)
Lysander Menachem
Vondra Gibor
Colin Creevey
Dennis Creevey
Remus Lupin
Nymphadora Lupin(Tonks) (Yep, she and Remus - cool, huh? And she still goes by Tonks)
A girl I don't know named... uh... Xenia Moriko Kyriake Kazuko Seta, or something like that (She came with Lysander and Vondra - she's supposedly Lysander's cousin from Japan)
And some more people, I don't know who all.
Well, that's most of the people here. Yep. Oh! I think I hear Intisar and Keawe! ...[listens]... yeah, I can hear Intisar asking for cake. That's them. Got to go, Selma! Buh Bye!
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March 4, 12:23 A.M.
Selma, can you believe it?! I must be a seer or something... as soon as Intisar and Keawe were leaving, at around eight o'clock, Intisar went into labor, and now I'm sitting here in St. Mungo's, waiting for two of my best friends' baby to be born! Want to hear all that's happened between eight o'clock and now? I could skip the boring areas. Okay, I will, I'm bored to death at the moment anyway.
I was walking with Intisar and Keawe to the door, visiting with Intisar about the baby(s). "So, Keawe thinks that it's going to be twins?" I asked, smiling down at Intisar's large belly. She nodded, patting her middle, and laughing lightly. She's going to make such a wonderful mother... I hope I can experience the whole pregnant thing, with a nice husband... I doubt I ever will, though.
"Yeah. I'm beginning to agree with him, because, I mean, look at how large this is!" she exclaimed, motioning to her stomach, then sighing and shaking her head. "I hope that these little tykes decide to come out soon, I've really missed... ow, having a flat, perfect stomach and beautiful figure. And being able to bend over and - OW." she grimaced, clutching at her stomach. "Heh, heh, darlings, please stop kicking Mummy so hard... she doesn't do well with pain..." almost as soon as those words left her mouth, her water broke.
I gasped, and placed my hand on her shoulder. "Inti! You're... you're... oh my GOSH, I'll be right back, Keawe, get her in the car, quickly, I am going to go tell everyone I am going to come with you." and with that rushed out, I dashed into the living room where most everyone was, thoughts flowing through my head a mile a minute. "Everyone I'm going with Keawe and Intisar, Inti's water broke, she's having the babies, we're going to St. Mungo's and this is so exciting, I need to be there, I mean I'm the babies godmother and all and well, sorry, I have to leave now, bye!!" I spluttered in one breath, then turned on my heel and rushed out of the room, but was suddenly stopped and pull back by a hand on my shoulder. "Let go, we need to leave! Let go, let go, she can't just have them in the car!! LET GO!"
"Ginny, calm down!" I heard Harry's voice command me, and I immediately relaxed, my breathing jagged. I wouldn't have calmed down if it was anyone else, but since it was him, it was like as if I had to obey or else. "Now, I was just stopping you to tell you that Lysander, Vondra, Luna, Colin, and I are coming too. Oh, and that Xenia girl, too, says she has to stay with Lysander."
"There's not enough room in the car, Harry!" I retorted, taking his hand off my shoulder, turning around, and glaring up into his face, to see that he had a very serious expression. "Why are you coming?" before he could answer, I heard Intisar, from outside, scream a round of curses. And, I mean, every type of curse - curses as in 'damn you', and curses like Crucio (she was a Slytherin, you know). Boy, everyone is sure glad she doesn't have a wand at the moment, and can't do wandless magic, or else we'd all be dead, or suffering and she'd be sent to Azkaban.
"You and I will go with them in the car, the others are using floo." he then began to push me in the direction of the door, and I stared at him quizzically, wondering why he had decided to come, and why he's taking the car and not flooing there with the others. "If you're wondering why I'm going, it's because, well, as you know, Keawe is on the same Quidditch team as I am. We're pretty good friends. And the reason I'm not taking the floo system? Ever since my second year, I have strongly disliked using floo. You should remember what happened."
Yeah, I remember. Ha, ha, it was sort of funny. Actually... very funny, hehehehehehe.
But... wait just one moment... how did he know what I was thinking?! Does he have some sort of power to read minds? I've heard of some famous witches and wizards that had that particular power... I looked at Harry suspiciously, then closed my eyes, and shook my head.
The car ride was boring, so I'll just skip it... now for the - oh my... the medwitch just came out, smiling. The first baby has been born, and apparently, Keawe, Intisar, and I were right, there's another baby coming! Keawe chose the name of the first baby, who is a boy; Colbert Erskine Mamo. I think I'm going to stop writing for now, I'll tell the rest of the story to you later in the morning, I'm getting tired... am currently resting my head against Harry's shoulder, can you believe it?! He hasn't even told me to sit up! [sighs happily, then yawns] I'll tell you the rest when the other baby is born, okay?... okay, g'night.
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March 4, 12:49 A.M.
The other baby was born! She's a girl - and guess what!? Triplets! There's another baby on the way! Keawe decided that Intisar can name the last one, and named this one Leanora Dewayne Mamo. Cute, isn't it?
And guess what? Harry made me lay in his lap, because he said that laying against his shoulder couldn't be too fun! Right now I'm sitting up, though, because, I mean, I don't want to write while I'm on Harry's lap, that couldn't be too comfortable for him... or me... and I think I'll tell you the rest after I get a good night's rest, okay? And after the other baby is born. Goodnight...
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March 4, 1:01 A.M.
Well, the last baby was born! And she's a girl too. Intisar named her, just before she passed out - Jaylee Althea Shanelle Mamo. Well, I am going to go to sleep now - the medwitch actually told us this about ten minutes ago, and now everyone but me is sitting here in the waiting room asleep. I can see Lysander sitting across from me and Harry, his head leaning back, with Vondra curled up in his lap, and Xenia leaning against his shoulder. Colin is sitting over on an armchair, leaning over side ways, his head resting on one of the arms, with Luna sitting in front of him, leaning her head on his legs, fast asleep. And Harry is sitting in the chair next to me, his head leaning back like Lysander's, because on me resting in his lap.
He needs to be comfortable too, so I think I'm going to push him down so he's laying on the couch instead of like that. He'll have a really sore neck if he stays like that all night. Goodnight, Selma; or, would that be good morning...? Hehehe, I dunno.
... I'm going to sleep curled up with Harry - I hope no one wakes up before us... [blush] or comes in...
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A/n: Okay, I know for sure this one isn't as funny - but, it's not meant to be. It's supposed to sort of be starting the plot, like I said up there. And plus, I wasn't really in the right funny-mood when I wrote it, because it's so HOT here... [is melting] And yes, I know it wasn't as long or as good as it could have been!
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