Tyson's Smoothie
Hi, it's me the Undead Warrior. This is my first attempt at a humor fic, and yeah, you guys may think it stinks, but it was worth a try right?
Disclaimer: I don't own anything but the plot.... Oh well..... ____________________________________________________________________________ ______
Four of the Bladebreakers, sat leisurely on the sofa. Kenny, the statistics genius, eagerly typed away on his laptop, Dizzi. Rei, the Chinese neko-jin, was half-asleep, quietly purring at the quiet of the room. Max, the hyper blond, was reading a magazine about the latest in electronics, and Kai was leaning back against the couch, his eyes closed and a content expression on his face.
Just then, Tyson walked out of the kitchen with a proud expression on his face.
"Here you go!" he sang, handing a glass to each of the Bladebreakers.
"TYSON! WHAT IS THIS JUNK? POISON?!" Kai gagged, attempting to spit out the foul liquid.
Max, however, thought it was delicious, and downed the whole glass.
Rei and Kenny gave their drinks a susipious look and carefully set their glasses down.
"Geez, I dunno! The cookbook said it was easy to make!" Tyson defended himself.
"What was it supposed to be?" Rei asked uneasily.
"A smoothie!" Tyson chirped, giving his trademark grin.
"A SMOOTHIE?!" shreiked Kai. (Trust me, anyone would shreik.)
"Well, maybe it wasn't a good idea for Tyson to try his hand at cooking..." Rei muttered.
Early this morning, Rei had been roughly awoken by a loud, hungry Tyson. Angry, the black-haired, neko-jin told him he could make breakfast himself. So Tyson did. Thirty minutes later, Dragoon's master had come out with a drink that looked like pollution from a nucler reactor. Kai had taken a cautious sip, then propmtly began screaming at Tyson.
"You really think so?" Kai snarled sacastically.
"What's wrong with it? You guys are crazy!" Max bubbled.
"Tyson, you idiot, what on earth did you put into that thing?" Kai snapped.
"Well, er, I couldn't fing any real fruit, so I put in fruit extracts!" the red-capped blader explained.
"Fruit extracts?" Rei asked. "What kind of fruit extracts?"
"Cherry cough syrup, lemon powder, lemme see..."
"NO! I don't want to hear!" Kai wailed, lunging at Tyson. "What kind of idiot would be moronic enough to call that thing a smoothie."
"Whoa!" Rei yelled, managing to grab and subdue Kai.
"Guys?" said Max quaveringly.
"What is it?" Kenny asked.
"I feel kinda, I don't know, funny." Without another word, Max collapsed backward on the couch. Rei felt Kai go limp too.
"TYSON WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?" Rei shreiked.
"It's your fault! You told me to cook!"
"You killed them!"
"They're not dead!" Kenny interjected. "Just unconscious!"
So the conscious members did what they could to make Kai and Max comfortable, then sat back and waited for one them to wake. ____________________________________________________________________________ ______
Okay, for all of you guys who read, now its time to decide. Would you like the drink to do make Max and Kai have personality flop (ex. Kai's extremely hyper and Max's grouchy and grim.), or would you like the classic love potion thing, or would you like a chibi fic.
Undead Warrior, signing out.
Hi, it's me the Undead Warrior. This is my first attempt at a humor fic, and yeah, you guys may think it stinks, but it was worth a try right?
Disclaimer: I don't own anything but the plot.... Oh well..... ____________________________________________________________________________ ______
Four of the Bladebreakers, sat leisurely on the sofa. Kenny, the statistics genius, eagerly typed away on his laptop, Dizzi. Rei, the Chinese neko-jin, was half-asleep, quietly purring at the quiet of the room. Max, the hyper blond, was reading a magazine about the latest in electronics, and Kai was leaning back against the couch, his eyes closed and a content expression on his face.
Just then, Tyson walked out of the kitchen with a proud expression on his face.
"Here you go!" he sang, handing a glass to each of the Bladebreakers.
"TYSON! WHAT IS THIS JUNK? POISON?!" Kai gagged, attempting to spit out the foul liquid.
Max, however, thought it was delicious, and downed the whole glass.
Rei and Kenny gave their drinks a susipious look and carefully set their glasses down.
"Geez, I dunno! The cookbook said it was easy to make!" Tyson defended himself.
"What was it supposed to be?" Rei asked uneasily.
"A smoothie!" Tyson chirped, giving his trademark grin.
"A SMOOTHIE?!" shreiked Kai. (Trust me, anyone would shreik.)
"Well, maybe it wasn't a good idea for Tyson to try his hand at cooking..." Rei muttered.
Early this morning, Rei had been roughly awoken by a loud, hungry Tyson. Angry, the black-haired, neko-jin told him he could make breakfast himself. So Tyson did. Thirty minutes later, Dragoon's master had come out with a drink that looked like pollution from a nucler reactor. Kai had taken a cautious sip, then propmtly began screaming at Tyson.
"You really think so?" Kai snarled sacastically.
"What's wrong with it? You guys are crazy!" Max bubbled.
"Tyson, you idiot, what on earth did you put into that thing?" Kai snapped.
"Well, er, I couldn't fing any real fruit, so I put in fruit extracts!" the red-capped blader explained.
"Fruit extracts?" Rei asked. "What kind of fruit extracts?"
"Cherry cough syrup, lemon powder, lemme see..."
"NO! I don't want to hear!" Kai wailed, lunging at Tyson. "What kind of idiot would be moronic enough to call that thing a smoothie."
"Whoa!" Rei yelled, managing to grab and subdue Kai.
"Guys?" said Max quaveringly.
"What is it?" Kenny asked.
"I feel kinda, I don't know, funny." Without another word, Max collapsed backward on the couch. Rei felt Kai go limp too.
"TYSON WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?" Rei shreiked.
"It's your fault! You told me to cook!"
"You killed them!"
"They're not dead!" Kenny interjected. "Just unconscious!"
So the conscious members did what they could to make Kai and Max comfortable, then sat back and waited for one them to wake. ____________________________________________________________________________ ______
Okay, for all of you guys who read, now its time to decide. Would you like the drink to do make Max and Kai have personality flop (ex. Kai's extremely hyper and Max's grouchy and grim.), or would you like the classic love potion thing, or would you like a chibi fic.
Undead Warrior, signing out.