Tyson's Smoothie
Hooray! My computer's finally back up to full speed! If any of you survived the long wait, you have my eternal thanks and gratitude! Enjoy!
Disclaimer: Hey, guess what? I don't own Beyblade. But when I do........
Freedra Kyes: Thank you! Both you're review were super encouraging! Please keep reading!
Dranzen: I considered making Rei win, but then decided that you would expect Tyson to lose his sanity. With Rei, it was funnier. Thanks for the idea, anyway!
Tysonsmine: Thank you for your continued support. It's really been appreciated.
Blackenedpheonix-feather: Yeah, I know the last chapter was horridly short. I trying to get them more lengthy, but I want to leave some kind of suspense going, you know? Sorry the update took forever. My schedule just got terribly busy all of the sudden.
Three hours is a long time to spend with someone. It is a very long time to spend with a hyper someone. But neither of these times compare with spending three hours with an extremely hyper, annoying, constantly chattering, and insane someone. To put it simply, Rei was considering strangling his captain, Kai.
For the past three hours that Rei had been watching Kai, Kai had eaten a beetle, bounced on the couch, talked Rei's ear off, and watched the stupidest television shows mankind could possibly invent. Finally, Rei had switched the TV off and declared that Kai should entertain himself. Now, Kai was chasing his scarf around in never-ending loops. Rei felt dizzy just watching Kai.
Max was watching Kai with a malevolent smirk plastered across his face. The new Max frightened Rei. Well, that was a bit of an understatement. To tell the truth, Rei felt like running out of the room whenever he and Max made eye contact. Kai was scary too, but in a loopy way. Rei reminded himself to lock up all the sharp objects in a heavily guarded closet.
Kai yelped as the scarf fluttered just out of his reach, elicting another sigh from Rei. The neko-jin mentally cursed himself for agreeing to play "Rock, Paper, Scissors". He probably could have bullied Tyson into watching Kai and Max, but no, he had to do things the hard way.
Kai whirled dangerously close to the coffee table, barely managing to swerve away at the last second. Max groaned in disappointment. Max had cheered when Kai ate the beetle, and had hung around ever since, hoping for more stunts like that one. No doubt a bone-shattering collision on Kai's part would make his day. But, so far, no danger, just Kai chasing that BLASTED SCARF around.
Rei felt his sanity slip to an unreachable level. He stood up and waited for Kai to pass. When he did, Rei tackled him to the ground. Max began to laugh maniacally, glad for some fun at last.
"Anything yet?" Tyson asked Kenny curiously.
"No, Tyson! I've told you at least a thousand times that it won't be ready for at least another hour!" Kenny snapped.
"Oh." Five seconds passed. "What about now?"
"Argh!" Kenny yelled. He lunged at Tyson who dashed away and cowered on the other side of the room.
"Geez, Cheif! No need to be testy!" Tyson sniffed.
"Hey, Cheif! Dizzi called uninterestedly. "Something just popped up for you!"
"What is it?" Kenny asked, walking back over to the sassy laptop.
"What don't you take a look?" Dizzi suggested. "I can keep analysing while you look at it."
"Fine by me!" Kenny agreed, then clicked on the blinking icon.
"Free system upgrade!" the pop-up annouced grandly. "Perfect for Beybladers and Beyblade fans everywhere! Get a complete analysis of every team's battle strategy, beyblade composition, and stats. Plus, this nifty little upgrade includes monthly additions to keep you fully informed!"
"Wow......" Kenny drooled. "Just look at it!"
Okay, so maybe it wasn't a great idea to start downloading something right now. But just think of all the work it would take off his shoulders! The upgrade sounded like a blessing, and Kenny wasn't about to let it slip by. So Cheif clicked on the "Start Download" button, and sat back happily.
The minutes ticked by as the download's progress bar slowly filled.
"How are you feeling, Dizzi?" Kenny asked. Omly 96% left before he would have a wonderful source of Beyblade knowledge at his fingertips.
"Actually.........I..........feel.......so............sluggish. Maybe.......this...........isn't........a........good...............idea........" Dizzi slurred.
Suddenly, a small red bug popped up on Dizzi's screen and began to dance and laugh. "Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Total destruction! All systems deleted! Ha ha ha ha ha ha!" the virus cackled.
"NOOOOOOOOO!!!! DIZZI!!!!!!!!!" Kenny cried. "Please don't-"
Then Dizzi's screen went totally blank and a small message popped up.
Cheif,
Told you that download was a bad idea! Gone on a virtual vacation. Call me when you fix the bug! Oh, and I guess you'll just have to wait for that analysis! Got deleted with the other files!
Dizzi
"Oh great! The guys are gonna kill me!" Kenny moaned, burying his head in his hands.
Kai loved bugs. That explained why he ate one. It was a pretty, shiny bug. It was so crunchy too! But Rei didn;t seem to get that bugs were good to eat. He had tied Kai to a chair!
Well, too bad for him! Kai was slowly untying his wrists, and then he could undo his legs. Ha! Then Kai would be like one of those cool secret agents! Kai loved secret agents!
Finally, he wriggled one wrist free. He then untied the other one, then bent down and untied his legs.
RIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGG!
Kai cried out in glee. A phone call! Kai loved phone calls, even more than secret agents and bugs! He bounced over to the phone and picked it up before anyone else could steal his phone call.
"HEEEEEEEELLLLLLLOOOOOOOOO?" he sang.
"Who is this?" came a slightly anooyed voice.
"Guess!" Kai giggled.
"Tate? Max Tate, of the Bladebreakers?" the caller asked.
"Nope!" Kai laughed. He loved secrets! A secret phone call was super fun! More than anything else in the world, Kai loved fun!
"I don't have time for this!" the caller snapped.
"You gotta guess!" Kai sang.
"Fine! Tyson?"
"Wrong again!"
"Argh, you couldn't possibly be Rei!"
"Nope!" Kai was having super fun! Fun fun fun fun fun! He loved the guessing game!
"Uh, are you the little geek that always hangs around the Bladebreakers?"
"Cheif? Nope! You're not good at this game! Hee-hee!" Kai was enjoying himself to the utmost.
The caller guessed everyone Kai knew, and some people he didn't know. But the poor guy never even brushed the truth! Kai figured the game would last for hours! Days! Weeks! Years, even! He just hoped Rei wouldn't come tie him up again. Mean Rei, never letting anyone have any fun!
"Uh, I don't know anyone else! Look kid, I need to speak to Kai really-"
"Man, you guessed it!" Kai sighed dejectedly.
"What?" the caller asked.
"You guessed who I am!" Kai moaned.
"Wha-" the caller began, then stopped in horror. "Is this a joke? You're telling me you're Kai?"
"Yeah. I thought you'd never figure it out." Kai sulked.
"Oh my WORD!!" the guy on the phone yelled.
"Wanna play again? I'll think of somebody and you guess who it is?" Kai asked hopefully.
"What are you saying?"
Kai sighed impatiently. "Do you want to play again?"
"The Kai I know never ever plays any games!"
"Well, I'm Kai Hiwitari! Same Kai?"
There was no answer fo a moment. "Same Kai....." the voice muttered. "What have those idiots done to you?"
"What? Who is this?" Kai asked.
"Tala! You know, form the abbey? You still remember me, right?"
"TALA!" Kai squealed. "Oh boy! YAY! My bestest, bestest friend in the whole wide world!"
"I'll be right over!" Tala said, then hung up the phone abruptly.
"Who was that?" someone from behind Kai asked worriedly.
"Why should I tell you? You gonna tie me up if I don't?" Kai frowned.
Rei rolled his eyes in exasperation. "Okay, if I promise not to ever tie you up again, will you tell me?"
"Never ever?" Kai asked.
"Never ever!" Rei agreed.
"It was Tala! He's gonna come over to our house and we can have a party!" Kai yelled exuberantly.
For the second time that day, Rei Kon fainted dead away.
Hope you enjoyed! Rest assured, the next chapter has already been written and is on it's way!
Undead Warrior
Hooray! My computer's finally back up to full speed! If any of you survived the long wait, you have my eternal thanks and gratitude! Enjoy!
Disclaimer: Hey, guess what? I don't own Beyblade. But when I do........
Freedra Kyes: Thank you! Both you're review were super encouraging! Please keep reading!
Dranzen: I considered making Rei win, but then decided that you would expect Tyson to lose his sanity. With Rei, it was funnier. Thanks for the idea, anyway!
Tysonsmine: Thank you for your continued support. It's really been appreciated.
Blackenedpheonix-feather: Yeah, I know the last chapter was horridly short. I trying to get them more lengthy, but I want to leave some kind of suspense going, you know? Sorry the update took forever. My schedule just got terribly busy all of the sudden.
Three hours is a long time to spend with someone. It is a very long time to spend with a hyper someone. But neither of these times compare with spending three hours with an extremely hyper, annoying, constantly chattering, and insane someone. To put it simply, Rei was considering strangling his captain, Kai.
For the past three hours that Rei had been watching Kai, Kai had eaten a beetle, bounced on the couch, talked Rei's ear off, and watched the stupidest television shows mankind could possibly invent. Finally, Rei had switched the TV off and declared that Kai should entertain himself. Now, Kai was chasing his scarf around in never-ending loops. Rei felt dizzy just watching Kai.
Max was watching Kai with a malevolent smirk plastered across his face. The new Max frightened Rei. Well, that was a bit of an understatement. To tell the truth, Rei felt like running out of the room whenever he and Max made eye contact. Kai was scary too, but in a loopy way. Rei reminded himself to lock up all the sharp objects in a heavily guarded closet.
Kai yelped as the scarf fluttered just out of his reach, elicting another sigh from Rei. The neko-jin mentally cursed himself for agreeing to play "Rock, Paper, Scissors". He probably could have bullied Tyson into watching Kai and Max, but no, he had to do things the hard way.
Kai whirled dangerously close to the coffee table, barely managing to swerve away at the last second. Max groaned in disappointment. Max had cheered when Kai ate the beetle, and had hung around ever since, hoping for more stunts like that one. No doubt a bone-shattering collision on Kai's part would make his day. But, so far, no danger, just Kai chasing that BLASTED SCARF around.
Rei felt his sanity slip to an unreachable level. He stood up and waited for Kai to pass. When he did, Rei tackled him to the ground. Max began to laugh maniacally, glad for some fun at last.
"Anything yet?" Tyson asked Kenny curiously.
"No, Tyson! I've told you at least a thousand times that it won't be ready for at least another hour!" Kenny snapped.
"Oh." Five seconds passed. "What about now?"
"Argh!" Kenny yelled. He lunged at Tyson who dashed away and cowered on the other side of the room.
"Geez, Cheif! No need to be testy!" Tyson sniffed.
"Hey, Cheif! Dizzi called uninterestedly. "Something just popped up for you!"
"What is it?" Kenny asked, walking back over to the sassy laptop.
"What don't you take a look?" Dizzi suggested. "I can keep analysing while you look at it."
"Fine by me!" Kenny agreed, then clicked on the blinking icon.
"Free system upgrade!" the pop-up annouced grandly. "Perfect for Beybladers and Beyblade fans everywhere! Get a complete analysis of every team's battle strategy, beyblade composition, and stats. Plus, this nifty little upgrade includes monthly additions to keep you fully informed!"
"Wow......" Kenny drooled. "Just look at it!"
Okay, so maybe it wasn't a great idea to start downloading something right now. But just think of all the work it would take off his shoulders! The upgrade sounded like a blessing, and Kenny wasn't about to let it slip by. So Cheif clicked on the "Start Download" button, and sat back happily.
The minutes ticked by as the download's progress bar slowly filled.
"How are you feeling, Dizzi?" Kenny asked. Omly 96% left before he would have a wonderful source of Beyblade knowledge at his fingertips.
"Actually.........I..........feel.......so............sluggish. Maybe.......this...........isn't........a........good...............idea........" Dizzi slurred.
Suddenly, a small red bug popped up on Dizzi's screen and began to dance and laugh. "Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Total destruction! All systems deleted! Ha ha ha ha ha ha!" the virus cackled.
"NOOOOOOOOO!!!! DIZZI!!!!!!!!!" Kenny cried. "Please don't-"
Then Dizzi's screen went totally blank and a small message popped up.
Cheif,
Told you that download was a bad idea! Gone on a virtual vacation. Call me when you fix the bug! Oh, and I guess you'll just have to wait for that analysis! Got deleted with the other files!
Dizzi
"Oh great! The guys are gonna kill me!" Kenny moaned, burying his head in his hands.
Kai loved bugs. That explained why he ate one. It was a pretty, shiny bug. It was so crunchy too! But Rei didn;t seem to get that bugs were good to eat. He had tied Kai to a chair!
Well, too bad for him! Kai was slowly untying his wrists, and then he could undo his legs. Ha! Then Kai would be like one of those cool secret agents! Kai loved secret agents!
Finally, he wriggled one wrist free. He then untied the other one, then bent down and untied his legs.
RIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGG!
Kai cried out in glee. A phone call! Kai loved phone calls, even more than secret agents and bugs! He bounced over to the phone and picked it up before anyone else could steal his phone call.
"HEEEEEEEELLLLLLLOOOOOOOOO?" he sang.
"Who is this?" came a slightly anooyed voice.
"Guess!" Kai giggled.
"Tate? Max Tate, of the Bladebreakers?" the caller asked.
"Nope!" Kai laughed. He loved secrets! A secret phone call was super fun! More than anything else in the world, Kai loved fun!
"I don't have time for this!" the caller snapped.
"You gotta guess!" Kai sang.
"Fine! Tyson?"
"Wrong again!"
"Argh, you couldn't possibly be Rei!"
"Nope!" Kai was having super fun! Fun fun fun fun fun! He loved the guessing game!
"Uh, are you the little geek that always hangs around the Bladebreakers?"
"Cheif? Nope! You're not good at this game! Hee-hee!" Kai was enjoying himself to the utmost.
The caller guessed everyone Kai knew, and some people he didn't know. But the poor guy never even brushed the truth! Kai figured the game would last for hours! Days! Weeks! Years, even! He just hoped Rei wouldn't come tie him up again. Mean Rei, never letting anyone have any fun!
"Uh, I don't know anyone else! Look kid, I need to speak to Kai really-"
"Man, you guessed it!" Kai sighed dejectedly.
"What?" the caller asked.
"You guessed who I am!" Kai moaned.
"Wha-" the caller began, then stopped in horror. "Is this a joke? You're telling me you're Kai?"
"Yeah. I thought you'd never figure it out." Kai sulked.
"Oh my WORD!!" the guy on the phone yelled.
"Wanna play again? I'll think of somebody and you guess who it is?" Kai asked hopefully.
"What are you saying?"
Kai sighed impatiently. "Do you want to play again?"
"The Kai I know never ever plays any games!"
"Well, I'm Kai Hiwitari! Same Kai?"
There was no answer fo a moment. "Same Kai....." the voice muttered. "What have those idiots done to you?"
"What? Who is this?" Kai asked.
"Tala! You know, form the abbey? You still remember me, right?"
"TALA!" Kai squealed. "Oh boy! YAY! My bestest, bestest friend in the whole wide world!"
"I'll be right over!" Tala said, then hung up the phone abruptly.
"Who was that?" someone from behind Kai asked worriedly.
"Why should I tell you? You gonna tie me up if I don't?" Kai frowned.
Rei rolled his eyes in exasperation. "Okay, if I promise not to ever tie you up again, will you tell me?"
"Never ever?" Kai asked.
"Never ever!" Rei agreed.
"It was Tala! He's gonna come over to our house and we can have a party!" Kai yelled exuberantly.
For the second time that day, Rei Kon fainted dead away.
Hope you enjoyed! Rest assured, the next chapter has already been written and is on it's way!
Undead Warrior