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(blah) - thinking (blah) - Youko and Kurama talking telepathically (Hiei, too) - Changing scenes or pov's

Poor us!

Kurama's Pov As we stopped laughing we followed Kagome to a village, there a woman and a monk came out of a hut. When they were walking towards us, the monk slowly moved his hand over her butt then... "HENTAI" said the woman as she hit him over the head with her huge boomerang

"He never learns. Sango!" said Kagome as she whispered the first three words "Kagome!" said Sango as she hugged Kagome "Hello, it seems our 'dear' monk, Miroku, is at it again." Said Kagome, I raised an eyebrow It seems the monk does this often - said Youko Yes, that's what it seems - I said

But if he touches 'My' Kagome, I'm coming out to show him to mess with a Kitsune's mate-to-be - said Youko warningly We'll I agree to some extent with you there, but I won't let you come out - I said Where's the fun in that. If he touches Kagome you better make sure he gets the point to not to touch her again! - said Youko Don't worry I'll make sure to do that. - I said as I cut off the conversation

"Now Kagome-sama I'm deeply hurt by those words." Said Miroku as he got up and walked to Kagome, he stood by her and was fixing to Grab Kagome's butt but I growled warningly. Kagome looked over my way and looked to what I was growling at and she slapped the monk and hard, along with Sango's Boomerang. "HENTAI!" they both shouted

"He never learns" I heard Shippo say "Who's this, Kagome?" asked Sango as she eyed Miroku who was getting up from the hits "Whoops! Forgot ya'll for a sec, Sango, Miroku, this is Yusuke my twin brother and his friends Hiei, Kurama, and...well there is Kuwabaka but he's too busy chasing Kitty m...I mean Inuyasha." Said Kagome "It's KUWABARA!" yelled Kuwabara as he entered the village

Everybody snickers.

"Hey where's your kitty man" snorted Yusuke, but Kuwabara hit him over the head "Don't know. He disappeared, but he hasn't heard of the last of 'Kitty Chaser'." Said Kuwabara as everybody laughed

"Well come on...Lets talk in Kaede's hut." Said Sango "Yeah, and Miroku could you please go search for Inuyasha, I'm sure after what happened today he probably won't come back for a looooooooooong time." Said Kagome

"Sure thing, Kagome-sama!" said Miroku as he headed towards the direction of the sea. "Um...Miroku...He headed to the mountains." Said Kagome "I knew that." Said Miroku as he straitened himself out

We all followed Sango, Kagome, and Shippo into the hut and when we got inside we saw an old woman, a miko. "Hello, child. And who might this be?" asked the woman

"Hello, Kaede! This is my twin brother and his friends Kurama, Hiei, and Kuwabaka." Said Kagome "FOR THE LAST TIME IT'S KUWABARA! IF YOU SAY KUWABAKA AGAIN I'M GOING TO NAIL YOUR TOUNGE TO THE FLOOR!" yelled Kuwabara

We all stared at him; in all of our missions we have never heard him threaten a girl. Then all of a sudden Kagome got a wicked smile on her face. "Kuwabara, can I ask you a question?" asked Kagome

"Yeah!" said Kuwabara as if nothing had happened "Why would you carry nails?" she asked sweetly "Wha...I don't!" said Kuwabara not realizing his mistake "Then you don't mind if I call you...Kuwabaka!" said Kagome

Kuwabara's eyes started to tick

"No, I'd like it if you called me Kuwabara." said Kuwabara trying to stay calm "No, I think I like Kuwabaka." said Kagome "Kuwabara" – Kuwabara "Kuwabaka" – Kagome "Kuwabara" – Kuwabara "Kuwabaka" – Kagome "Kuwabaka" – Kuwabara Wow, I'm glad you agree with me, KUWABAKA!" laughed Kagome as she ran outside with Kuwabara chasing her

After a while we saw Inuyasha peep in with Miroku Behind him. Miroku pushed him in. Inuyasha looked around fearful. "He wasn't that hard to find. I found him hiding in a hole." Said Miroku

"Feh, the jackass seems to be gone. If I have to see that face (he shudders) I will kill him!" said Inuyasha in his I-don't-give-a-damn voice

Kagome enters the hut and looks around; she then comes and sits by me. "Nice of you to join us, Inuyasha!" said Kagome "I can say the same to you, girl." Said Hiei

Kagome glares at him.

"Hey where's, Kuwabaka?" asked Yusuke "Oh, He's hanging around somewhere. Don't know where." said Kagome in a way too innocent voice

Kuwabara's Pov "SOMEBODY, HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPPP MMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" yelled Kuwabara as he hanged off a very high tree with mosquitos deciding he's an ok dinner and swarm all over him.

Kurama's pov

Well we were all deciding to go to sleep when a gravely injured man staggered then fall in the hut.

"Keade-sama...demon...many...attack...message." Said the man "Dear what is the message?" asked Keade "I'm back." Aid the man as he started to fade away "Who's back?" asked Kagome "...N...Naraku..." said the man as he took his last breath then died

Well, there you go! Please update!
Parings Kag/Hi – 7 Kag/Kur – 9 Kag/Inu – 3 San/Hi – 2 San/Kur – 0 San/Yus – 1 San/Mir – 3

So far Kag/Kur and San/Mir. Please vote. I will keep the voting poll up till the seventh chapter.