Love comes in various spontaneous manners. Everyone knows you can't control it. But what if you can? PG-13 for mild language, adult content and use of alcoholic beverages.
DISCLAIMER: I do not own the WWE. Though, I wish I did. has a plot to replace Vince McMahon
Let's see... Christy Hemme and Trish Stratus are friends. Trish helps Christy on finding a new "friend" by introducing Christy to Randy Orton. And ironically, Christy LOVES Randy. But then finds out that Randy already has a girlfriend. And that girl Christy absolutely hated. So Trish creates a way to make Randy fall for Christy. But along the way, every time Randy and Christy are together, someone keeps each other away.
Impossible happenings and drunkenness
"Christy! Wake up, sweetie!" Trish yelled out to her roommate.
Christy was sleeping in a quiet room with loud colors. She was slumbering on a red bed surrounded by her cute stuff toys. She stretched and mumbled something like 'I don't wanna go yet...'
"Christy Hemme! It's 6:05 AM! We need to go to the arena!"
'I'M A DIVA!!' Christy quickly remembered. She remembered all those words Jonathan Coachman was explaining to the contestants about the rules on being a RAW Diva. Unfortunately for her, she didn't listen.
Meanwhile, Trish was preparing the utensils for the breakfast table. 'Where is that girl?' Trish asked to herself. Finally, Christy climbed down the stairs wearing her heart printed pajamas.
Trish asked her "What took you so long?" "Sorry... I forgot that I was a RAW Diva..." Christy replied apologetically.
"Well, hurry up on eating. We gotta leave at 7:30 AM.. And a following plane flight at--." Before Trish continued, Christy had her mouth wide open. Probably, because of the hectic schedule the WWE superstars have to go through. "That's life, Christy.. Not much free time.." Trish said.
"Trish... could you... umm..." Christy stuttered her words and said on straight "Trish, could you get me a boyfriend?" She went to hide under the table and got a piece of granola bar from the table and ate it.
"Alright." Trish replied. She even smiled at Christy. Christy got her bravery back and ate the Lucky Charms Trish prepared for her.
"If we're early.. Sure, I'll do it." Trish said. Christy nodded while eating.
After Christy ate, she went to the bathroom. And in the bathroom, Christy saw a board with pictures of guys hanging on it. 'Probably Trish's ex-boyfriends..' Christy thought. And she thought right! Chris Jericho's picture was on the very bottom. So we all have an idea what it is, eh?
Afterwards, Christy dressed up and so did Trish. Obviously, since Christy slept in, Trish showered and ate breakfast earlier.
Christy got her bags. Trish locked the door. And they went inside the midnight blue convertible. You can know that it's Trish's because her stuff is in there, and the plate number says 'B4D G1RL'
They drove on for 20 miles and arrived at the arena. They only saw 5 cars parked in the parking lot. With Trish's knowledge of the parking lot, she knows that Chris Jericho, Triple H, Steven Richards, Hurricane and Victoria are in the premises.
"Christy, you got yourself a favor. We're early." Trish said.
But Christy was still worried, what if Trish picked the wrong guy?
They went inside and met up with Hurricane.
"Greetings, citizen Trish and citizen Christy!" Hurricane greeted with a friendly smile. He was the WWE's friendliest superhero... I mean superstar. Or both.
"Morning, Shane." Trish greeted as well. Christy just waved at the Hurricane with an amiable smile. "Nature calls! Farewell citizens!" Hurricane still smiling, fidgeted to the bathroom.
They met up with another which is Chris Jericho.
"Hey Trish!" Chris looked at Trish like he admired her beauty. He also looked at Christy and said "Oh and Christy! I forgot to say this before but congratulations on winning the WWE RAW Diva Search 2004!" "Umm.. Thanks?" Christy reluctantly said.
"Um.. Trish, could I have a moment with you? Alone?" Chris asked. Trish nodded and turned to Christy "Just don't go too far, Christy. Roam around wherever you like in this arena. Just meet me at the locker room."
Christy was on her own. Solitaire. Single. Alone. But she followed Trish's words to roam around.
"Hey! Watch where you're going!" she bumped into the great Triple H. And unlike Hurricane, he is the most manipulative, cruel, charismatic, cerebral and the most disagreeable superstar of all superstars.
"Sorry, sir!" Christy apologized. "Wait. Triple H? You're my favorite wrestler!" Christy lightened up and so did Triple H. "Oh I am?" Hunter asked. Christy nodded vigorously.
"Nice to meet you, Christy." Triple H brushed himself. "Nice to meet you, too, sir..." Christy smiled as Hunter Hearst Helmsley left.
Christy then went to the women's locker rooms. Then she found Trish Stratus.
"Christy!" Trish waved at her. As they met, Trish announced "I think I found the guy for you! Chris Jericho told me about him. He said that he'll meet you at the Super-Blitz club tonight."
"But- but- but I--" "Don't worry. I'll be your escort!" Trish said. And that still made Christy worry.
Later that night, after RAW.. Trish and Christy went in the car and drove to the night club Trish was talking about.
Along the way, Christy asked "What's he like?" "Well, he has gorgeous blue eyes, brown hair, a tough muscular body and umm.. Oh yeah, he has a tattoo on his forearm so you could identify him easily." Trish described the blind date. "No, as in the attitude." Christy corrected. "Oh... Well he could be a bit of cocky and arrogant and a man-whore but deep down inside he loves the women he dates. No matter who they are..."
That made Christy feel braver. As long as she has an idea on who he is.
They arrive at the club and went inside. There, Trish left Christy on finding the guy. When Christy thought she saw him, Trish gave her two thumbs up as a sign of good luck.
Christy tapped the brown haired guy on the back and saw the blue eyes as he turned around. "Wait. You're... Randy.. Orton?" Christy asked. "Yeah." He replied. "And you're Christy Hemme, right?" Randy made sure. Christy nodded in reply.
"You wanna get a drink?" Randy offered, holding up his wallet. "Okay, sure." Christy reluctantly answered.
'Right according to plan...' Trish thought. But then suddenly, a brunette arrived and eyed Randy. She waved and said "Hi honey!" 'WHAT?' Trish cursed in her mind.
'Honey?' Christy asked in her mind.
"Hey Carmella!" Randy greeted back to Carmella DeCesare, the runner up of the quarter-million dollar RAW Diva Search. Christy gasped at the sight of her rival. The two cat-fought in their heads. Looking maliciously at each other.
Then, Carmella smirked as she hugged Randy. Christy, politely, asked "Randy, could I have a word with Carmella first? Please?" Randy looked at Carmella and nodded.
The two went to one spot 5 feet away from Randy so that he couldn't hear. But Trish was eavesdropping, probably to find out how this happened.
"Thanks for ruining the moment, Christy..." Carmella rolled her eyes. "What are you doing here?" Christy asked straight. "Why, haven't you noticed?" Carmella chuckled. "Christy, you wouldn't stand a chance for Randy Orton once I'm around... I'm his new girlfriend now." Carmella rolled her eyes, and Christy looked like she was about to cry because of her watery eyes.
Christy remembered that Randy would love anyone no matter who they are. This must've been what Trish meant.
"And just to make you red even more, I bet Randy would love me in bed rather than you.." Carmella rolled her eyes. She left Christy crying. Trish came to comfort her.
"Don't cry, Christy! Carmella is a slut." Trish said. Christy replied with nothing. She quietly went in the car without a word.
Meanwhile, Randy asked Carmella "What happened? I saw Christy crying." "Oh. It's nothing." Carmella lied through her teeth. "You sure?" Randy asked. "Yes, yes.. I'm positive." Yet another lie Carmella made. "So, wanna go to my house and stay for the night?" Carmella asked.
"Nah. There's this house show I have to attend tomorrow. Maybe some other time.." Randy said. Which made Carmella disappointed. "It's getting late, better drive you home.." Randy said.
In Trish's car, Trish apologized to Christy that it was all her fault for setting up the date. Although, Christy buried her face on her knees trying to dry up the tears on her face.
The suddenly, a blue Ferrari drove past them. Trish peeked her head out the window and ranted "HEY BITCH! WATCH WHERE YOU'RE DRIVING!" then she remembered the car "Hey, that's Randy's..."
"Maybe he's driving home Carmella..." Trish guessed. She bottled up a plot in her mind. She decided to stalk Randy's car until they arrived at Carmella's house. Trish parked and switched the engine off to make it not obvious.
She saw Randy kiss Carmella good night at the gate.
'#43 Greenfield St.. White house with maroon gate..' Trish noted in her mind the place where Carmella lived. She switched the engine back on and drove on to their next destination which is Boston, Massachusetts.
The next day, when Christy was still sleeping in her room. Trish went to this magic shop place where they sell potions and magical stuff. Trish rang the bell for service. "Hello?" Trish asked. Then suddenly, a glasses wearing mystical seer attended at her service. "Hello, my dear, what can I do for you?" the seer asked. Trish asked "Do you have any of those love potion thingies?"
"You came to the right place, dear." The seer said. She held up a heart shaped bottle. "Put this in the beverage of your loved one, afterwards you drink it. Then the process of true love will take place." So Trish bought it and drove back to the hotel room.
Trish woke up Christy at the time of 5:30 AM. Christy groaned "But it's only 5:30 AM..." Christy said with her sleepy eyes. "Christy, I think I have an idea on how to have Randy fall for you." Trish smiled.
"Oh no... The last time I listened to you, I had an emotional breakdown!" Christy whined. "Just hear me out!" Trish said. "We will be using this!" Trish held up the bottle she just bought earlier.
"What the? Love potion? Trish, everyone knows that doesn't work!" Christy whined even more. "Well, at least try!" Trish suggested. Christy paused for a while, and then replied "Oh alright... But this is your last chance!"
Later, at the cafeteria. Christy and Trish saw Randy talking to Chris Jericho. "What's this now? A double date?" Christy asked, irritated. "Let's just sit with them... Probably, it would be a friendly moment." Trish insisted. "Shouldn't we test it first?" Christy suggested. "Good idea." Trish replied. She saw Triple H's unattended bottle of water. She put drips of the love potion in it. Then she saw Victoria all exhausted. She walked to her and offered a drink. Victoria took a sip and felt all tingly inside. Then Trish returned the bottle to the grand Evolution table where Ric Flair and Batista or anybody else for that matter CANNOT touch Hunter's things.
"Wait and see..." Trish smiled. She saw Triple H gulp down the bottle. And saw Victoria. They smiled at each other and blew kisses at each other. Christy was freaked out and Trish said "Told you it would work!"
Randy set aside his beer for a moment and left for some food. Then Trish and Christy sat by Chris Jericho. "Hey Chris, whatever you do, don't let anyone but Randy and Christy drink that bottle of beer.." Trish said. She dumped the love potion on the beer. Then she held the bottle to Christy "I want you to drink this." "Why are you making her drink it?" Chris asked curiously. Trish hushed up Chris and Christy sipped some of Randy's beer.
"You know the side effects of Randy getting drunk?" Chris asked Trish. "No. Why?" Trish asked. "Well he grabs the next good looking woman and makes out with her and then they go to bed and he starts putting his--" "Too Much Information, Chrissie!!" Trish stopped him. "One time, he mistaken Edge as a girl. So that was the worse night Edge had..." Chris shook his head at the memory.
Then Randy arrived at the table and greeted "Hey ladies!" Chris cleared his throat. "Oh and gentleman." Trish said "I better leave Christy with you first.. Have a little get together." "Bye Trish!" Randy and Chris bid farewell. Christy nervously watched Randy gulp down the beer.
Later, when Randy and Christy were alone in one place. Randy still had his romantic charms. The beer side effect Chris Jericho was talking about didn't go into effect. Well, at least now.
And speaking of side effects, nothing else has been happening to the two of them for the love potion. 'Maybe it's a dud' Christy thought. "Randy, do you feel any different?" Christy asked thoughtfully. Randy hiccupped and said "No. Why?" Randy asked. "Well, it's just that.." Trying not to mention about the love potion, she just mentioned about the beer. "I heard from Chris Jericho, that when you get drunk you make out with the next good looking woman and sleep with her.." Christy explained naively.
Randy acted (or did he?) like he didn't have a clue. He hiccupped and said "Jericho's a lying bastard... Don't believe him..." There was silence for like 5 seconds then Christy suggested "Let's play the 'What would you do if someone said something to you' Game!" she smiled like her plan is ingenious.
"Alright." Randy accepted. "What would you do if someone said to you 'I Love You'?" Christy asked. Randy thought and said "Hmmm.. Well, first I'd look at her in the eye, then I would reply 'I love you, too' then we make out. While the rest... Well it depends on the woman if she's either reserved or wild..." Randy looked up in the air with a grin. Christy was disgusted inside but externally happy.
Then it was reality, "Randy, I would say this to you right now..." Christy gulped. "I- I- I.. L-love.. Y-you..." she stuttered. And she was relieved that she finally said it in front of Randy without Trish's help.
Like what Randy mentioned. He looked at her in the eye and whispered "I love you, too." He leaned forward to her and kissed her. They look like they reached each others throat now. But then...
"RANDY!!" a shriek from a woman was heard. And Carmella was just right there terrified at the sight of the two.
Well there's one chapter of the spine-busting story I am making. What will Carmella do to Randy? Or in that case, what will Christy do to Carmella? Did the potion really work? Or is it really a dud? The first and second question might be answered in the next chapter! R & R!
-Nicole