Heya! I'm back! And here to write the new chapter of Why Does the World Hate Me?
Disclaimer: Unfortunately, I do not own InuYasha, although, I really wish I did... Anyways, I don't own the characters, and I didn't inspire Rumiko Takahashi to start the series. No tips, no possibilities... Oh yeah, Meleku shows up again... He he heeee
Like I said! It's the woods! The trees give off the aura- Well... I can't tell you that...
Their personalities are getting strange, so they may seem... very different...
Oh! To the person who asked if she could borrow the plot a bit, go ahead! Have fun with it! I know it really doesn't match with the story line, but what the hell, right?
Honorable mention:
From: GoTrinba( )
I've come across this story lots of times and read it twice or something but it
hasn't gotten update in like the longest time. I really hope you continue
writing this story unless you want me to send Naraku to your frontdoor, I'm
warning you...Gets down on floor and begs... PLEASE UPDATE SOON!
Anyhow, on with the chapter! THIS WILL COME UP BEFORE CHRISTMAS!
Sesshoumaru's eyes were wide, but he didn't move from his position on top of his younger brother. InuYasha, who was also wide eyed, didn't move either. Nope. He squirmed just a bit, trying to get comfortable.
Noting that his lips and teeth were holding his brother's lip in place, he let go, pulling his face up a bit.
"Uhhh... This is... Awkward..."
InuYasha blinked. He didn't feel angry... He didn't have a snide remark... And his brother just... Suck his lip?
'He had a funny giddy feeling in the bottom of his stomach. His brother was on top of him... All was at peace in InuYasha's mind. But, Sesshoumaru's mind was in turmoil.'
'Oh gawd... I'm on top of him... Gee he has toned abs... No... Must... Kill... Half-breed! Wonder if he's mad. He has a pretty smile. NO! Nothing is pretty! Look at his hair! All... Straight and dirty and wonderful to tangle your hands in. NO! I hate this person! Hate is such a strong word...'
He blinked, a very un-Sesshoumaru-ish thing to do.
"Errrrrrrrm..."
InuYasha smiled happily, and hugged Sesshoumaru tightly around his waist. Very tight... Making Seshy's eyes bulge... O.o Sesshoumaru made a funny grunt noise, and InuYasha giggled that funny giggle again, and his legs, with their funny balloon pants, found their way around Sesshoumaru's white kimono covered legs.
Sesshoumaru blinked, trying to form a sentence.
Off in the distance, a figure holding a child leaned against a tree. This was all going as planned. Bring Kikyo from the past, corrupt Kagome beyond repair, kill off the little bugger, lure InuYasha to the Forest of Truth with Sesshoumaru trailing, with the promise of the Tetsuiaga in his grasp if he could find the half breed.
She grinned the cat-like grin she had mastered over the years. "And they all have whoopi!" she grinned. Being Kagome's worst enemy, dragged through the well on accident, through a prank, being captured by Naraku, put into an army called the 'Cat Clan', being transformed by something even stronger than the Shekon No Tama into a full demon, sneaking away, luring Rin, developing a love for the child, and leading the two men into the trap...
She had all out brilliance, with an awesome vocabulary of slang.
But yes, back with the incoherent adults.
InuYasha grinned, tugging his brother tighter against him with his legs, and almost every worry dissapeared from Sesshoumaru's heart. His brother was beautiful, especially underneath him, grinning that cute schoolboy grin he grinned when he was younger.
InuYasha hugged him even tighter, and Sesshoumaru didn't feel trapped anymore. In fact, he felt a warm sensation around in his nether area.
"InuYasha..."
And for a second, the spell had broken. InuYasha looked sideways, to see...
OH MY GOD! It's... It's... A cricket. Wait...
He looked up.
"NARAKU! Or is it Onigumo? Or... Is it... KIKYO'S GENDER CHANGE?! No... Must be you Naraku." InuYasha muttered, the spell from the leaves back upon them.
"No... It's Meleku... Dipshit. Do I look like Naraku to you?" she had apparently been wandering around and made her way back to the two brothers.
I know it's small... But it IS an update!