Draco Meets the Muffin Man

by VaTekno

This story is really stupid, which makes it funny. So if you hate it go ahead and hate it. If you love it and think it is the funniest thing you ever read, well that great! So R&R.

Draco Meets the Muffin Man

"Attention, students. Before we begin our feast, I have an announcement to announce. We will have a new professor joining us this year. He will be the new Home Ec. Professor. I would like to introduce Professor Muffin, or as most muggels call him. The Muffin Man!" announced Professor Dumbledore.

(This is where hpfan120 comes in)

Now it was Draco's dream to meet the Muffin Man as we all know. (And if you don't, u should read the Muffin Massacre Written by Hpfan120 and company.) So Draco ran up 2 Professor Muffin and just at that moment, The Muffin Man pulled out his wand and killed Draco. Then Professor Muffin went to Azkaban for the rest of his life.

THE END!