When WWE Superstars Go To Wal-Mart Chapter 2

Author's Note: OK, thanks to all the people that gave me GOOD reviews..you guys rock. And to the people that gave me BAD reviews(you know who you are Very Bad Cop, WHY ARE YOU READING THIS AGAIN IF RANDOM IS NOT FUNNY TO YOU?!!), everyone has their own opinion about stuff, but to me RANDOM IS HILARITY!!! MWAHAHAHAHA!!! Anyhoo, I OWN WWE AND EVERYTHING ABOUT IT!!..ok..maybe not. But I do own Randy Orton!!(Cause I'm mad at Charlie..yeah..don't ask). Own with the fanficcie.

Yes..The Hurricane and Rosey were looking at DVDs with Eric Bischoff.

Torrie Wilson walked up to Melony and John.

"Can I, like, talk to you, John?" Torrie giggled.

"Why?" John asked.

"Because."

"Why?"

"I need to tell you something."

"Why?"

"Because."

"Why?"

"I love you John!!"

And, Melony beat her to death.

Meanwhile..in the sporting goods...

HHH was still bouncing on a ball, sipping his icee.

"Hey H, let's get some cheesy fries!!" Jericho suggested.

H stopped bouncing, "Good idea, I'm starving."

So, they headed back to the snack bar.

Back at the electronics.....

Dave walked up to Autumn(who had finally stopped giving "mouth-to-mouth" to Charlie), "Can I have a quarter?" He asked. Autumn sighed, "Fiiiiiinnne." She said and handed him another quarter.

"YAAAAAAAAAY!!" Dave ran away.

A voice boomed over the loudspeaker, "Would Sexton Hardcastle please come to customer service, your part is waiting. Sexton Hardcastle, your party is waiting."

"Dammit, Christian!!" Edge said and took off running. Melony followed him for some reason.

A few seconds later.....

"Duh....duh duh duh, your party is waiting. Duh...duh duh duh, your party is waiting."

"BROCK LESNAR WHERE?!!!" Autumn look around frantically.

Brock Lesnar walked up, threw her in a buggy, and pushed her through the store, then ran her into a tall stack of toilet paper.

HHH and Jericho walked up.

"Hey, you want cheesy fries? HHH is buying?" Jericho said.

"FOOD!!!" Brock yelled and went to eat cheesy fries with HHH and Jericho. Autumn headed to the food where she ran into Randy and they walked around the food for a while.

"Ehh..I wanna icee." Randy whined.

"Oooh..cheesypoofs." Autumn said and picked up a bag of Chee-Tos.

"Icceeeeeeeeeeeee..." Randy said.

Autumn was now eating cheesypoofs.

"Ooh..cheesypoofs." Randy started eating cheesypoofs.

Shelton Benjamin walked up to them and said "You were this close."

Randy and Autumn looked confused.

"This close to what?" Randy asked. Shelton shrugged, "I don't know. Hey! Chee-Tos!"

"CHEESYPOOFS!" Randy and Autumn yelled.

Shelton freaked out and walked away.

Back at the snackbar....

Chris Benoit walked up to the food counter, Brock, HHH, and Jericho were eating cheesy fries at a table nearby.

"Hey, gimme a large order of nachos with extra cheese." Benoit said. The clerk shook his head, "I'm sorry, sir, but we're out of nachos."

"WHAT?! NOOOOOOOO!!!" Benoit pulled the clerk over the counter and put him in the "Cross Face", the clerk tapped but Benoit didn't stop.

"I REALLY WANTED NACHOS!! GAAAH!" He screamed.

Brock, HHH, and Jericho were laughing their asses off.

In the toy isle....

"Hey! Check it out! It's my action figure!" Spike Dudley said happily and held up the doll. Luther Raines wheeled Kurt over, Spike couldn't stop staring at the tattoo on Kurt's head. "Hey Kurt, what's with the tattoo?"

"DON'T QUESTION ME!!" Kurt yelled.

Mordecai came over and picked Spike up, "I will TRAMPLE evil-doers..ah screw it, I'm hungry." Mordecai threw Spike down and walked away.

Edge walked up in a pink wig and sunglasses, "Check it out! Christian and I went to Sally's Beauty Supply..how do I look?" He spun around and around. Melony ran up and snatched the wig off his head. "Edge, come on! Let's go to Hibbit Hobbit Sports!" She said. Edge nodded and went with Melony. John "secretly" followed them.

Back in the electronics..

"Check it out! I'm so getting all The Best of Friends!" Eric said, he was holding a stack of DVDs. Brock, HHH, and Jericho walked up with cheese all around their mouths. "That was goooood." HHH said and finished off the last of his icee.

Shannon and Matt were still playing video games.

"Hey, I wanna play Jak and Daxter!" Matt said.

"No way! I'm almost through." Shannon said, not taking his eyes off the screen. Ric was riding in his shopping cart and accidently ran over Shannon and Matt.

"NOOOOOO!" Shannon yelled when he saw the PS2 had been reset. Matt walked over and started playing and Shannon walked away.

"Hey Shannon! Push me!" Ric yelled. Shannon shrugged and not having anything better to do, pushed Ric around REALLY fast. All of a sudden, Booker T and the Undertaker appeared. Booker was eating a cheese stick and Taker was holding a whole bunch of Ziggy's. "I won these out of the animal machine!" Taker said happily.

"ZIGGY!!" Rikishi ran over and tried to take the Ziggy's from Taker and they got in a fight. WHO WILL WIN?!! (dun dun dun duuuuuuun).

To Be Continued....

And now, a special skit for an awesomeness person and her love muffin. DEDICATED TO YOUUUUUUUU CENASNAKEDINMYBEDWITHME!!

(Scene starts in a room, there is a big fluffy bed surrounded by candles, corona, and butterscotch)

Melony: Ohhhhhhhhh Benoit! You set my loins on FIRE!! (drinks corona)

(Enter Benoit)

Benoit: Melony! I'm here! What did you want?!!

Melony: Benoit...you're my love muffin.

Benoit: Yes..I know.

Melony: Come join me on the bed.

Benoit:(jumps on bed)

Melony:(holds up butterscotch and handcuffs) Mwahahaha.

(BER CHIKA BER BER)

A/N: HAHA..ok..maybe it wasn't that funny. I try. HAHA! (Looks over at Randy who is handcuffed to my bed with candy handcuffs) Ohhhhhh RANDY!

Randy: Hey, are you gonna chew these things off pretty soon?

Mentally-Unstable: Yes, Ran, I believe I am. (Evil smirk)

(Ah-wonka-chonka-wonka-chonka-wonka-chonka)

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