When WWE Superstars Go To Wal-Mart Part 3

Author's Note: Oh dude, sweetness!! Thanks to all the people who gave me awesome reviews. RANDYORTONSGIRL-24 I'm so glad you liked the part with Batista, that was one of my favorites. HAHAHA! Anyway, personally, I don't think I FLEW off the handle, I was just speaking my mind!! Everyone's entitled to their opinion and that was mine. But whatever. You people know the drill, I don't own WWE, but I do own a framed picture of Randy Orton and a small pic of Charlie Haas. And 3 action figures. And an RVD mag. And go read the story called "Secret Desires of the Heart" by CenasNakedInMyBedWithMe, it will rock your sox. It did mine. Ok, I'll shut up now.

Taker won, cause he ran away with the Ziggy's and Rikishi ran after him.

HHH was walking past the frozen cookie dough and saw the sample lady. He walked over and put whatever it was she had in his mouth. "ACK!" He spit it out and it flew all over the sample lady's face. "What the hell is this? Are you trying to poison me?!!" He yelled angrily and stormed off.

Jaime Noble walked down the chip isle and opened a bag of Dorito's. He didn't like them, so he opened some Frito's. He didn't like them, so he tried Chilli Cheese Frito's...he liked them.

"Man, these here Frito's are good! Now I need somethin' to drink." He said and headed to the coke isle. He opened a box of Diet Dr. Pepper's and pulled out a can..he remembered he didn't like diet, so he threw it down and it exploded and sent a lady flying backwards. Jaime opened a box of Berryclear Sprite Remix and got a can, he popped the top and drank some. "Now THAT'S good!" He said and went to get some cheese.......

Meanwhile, in the hair care..

"Hmm..should I stay blonde, or go back to being brunette?" Rene asked himself..he just couldn't decide on what to do with his hair.

"Ooooooh! Pantene!" He said and picked up a bottle and threw it in his buggy. "Hey, maybe I can dye my hair the colors of the French flag!" He suggested. "No..that wouldn't work. Ooh! I need one of those oil treatment thingies." He looked around, found one, and threw it in his buggy. "Hmm..this last dye-job was OK, but I'm not asking Torrie to dye my hair..again."

Flashback

Rene ran into Torrie after a show.

"Hey Torrie!" He said. "I'm tired of being brunette, you think you could dye my hair blonde?"

Torrie giggled, "Sure, Rene! I've got plenty of hair dye!" She said as she showed him a 50 gallon can of blonde hair dye.

30 minutes later

Rene was sitting in a chair with a pink towel on his head. Torrie walked up and took the towel off, "Oh Rene! That color looks great on you!" She said.

"Thanks Torrie!!" Rene giggled.

"Lemme blowdry it and then I'll give you a mirror." She said and pulled out her hot pink blowdryer.

5 minutes later

"Torrie, it's magnificent!" Rene said happily as he admired himself in the mirror.

End flashback

"That's it! I'm going brunette!" Rene threw a box of brunette hair dye into his buggy and walked away,

In the electronics...

Melony, Edge, and John were looking at DVDs(they just got back from Hibbit Hobbit Sports). Brock and Jericho were acting crazy.

Brock jumped behind a large stand of movies and said, "You can't see me!"

"Hey, that's my line!" John said.

"But really, you can't see me!"

"Dammit Brock, stop saying that!"

"But seriously, you can't see me!"

"That's it, I'm gonna kick your ass!"

John ran over and jumped on Brock. Brock screamed and fell down. John did the "Five Knuckle Shuffle" and then beat Brock with movies.

"Go John!" Melony cheered. "Wait, go Brock!..wait..go John!..wait..I'M SO CONFUSED!!"

Edge started over to comfort Melony when Christian yelled "WEDGIEEEEE!!!" and pulled Edge's blue thongs up further then they were supposed to go.

"Dammit Christian!!" Edge yelled and ran after him.

Meanwhile..in the bedding department..

Mordecai was walking around and saw a harmless looking lady, he ran over and picked her up. "A one man crusade to trample..ah, screw it..I'm tired." He threw the woman down. Mordecai walked over and got an egg-crate and put it down on the floor, he put a white sheet on it, along with a pillow, laid down, and covered up with a Yu-Gi-Oh! comforter and went to sleep.

Meanwhile..in the arts and crafts..

"Ooooh..glitter in all different colors!" Dave said happily and picked up some glitter.

"Paint!" Rico ran over to the paint and stocked up on glittery blue. "Rico..you actually put that stuff on your face?" Charlie asked. Rico nodded, "Why, yes, Charles. It's a little beauty secret of mine. That's why I have such soft skin." Rico walked closer to Charlie and Charlie ran away.

La Resistance was in the cloth section.

Sylvian Granier had wrapped Rob Conway in Harry Potter cloth and was rolling him around.

Eugene had wrapped himself in glittery lace and was drinking out of his HHH cup.

"Bloody hell.." Regal mumbled to himself as he watched Eugene jump up and down and throw lace everywhere. Christian had opened a whole bunch of beads and spilt them everywhere and was playing with them.

Luther wheeled Kurt up to the fake flowers.

"Luther..get me glue!" Kurt instructed. Luther disappeared and came back with glue.

Kurt then proceeded to glue fake flowers to his wheelchair and cast.

Meanwhile..in the sporting goods....

Benoit was looking at fishing poles while sipping his icee. He set his icee down and got a fishing pole. He tried to cast it out, but failed. He kept trying and trying until finally he did. When he reeled it in, there was a white hat on it.

"Hey! This is cooool!" He said and did it again. This time, he got a magazine. He did it again and got a stuffed Hello Kitty. He did it again and got a "South Park Season 4" DVD set.

"Sweet! Sweet like cheesypoofs!" He said like Cartman. He did it again and got a PS2!!

"Whoa...this is my lucky day!"

Ric passed by pushing the floor buffer and going "WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!", a bunch of salespeople were chasing him.

Meanwhile..in a random place....

Eddie had a whole bunch of stuff in a buggy and was wrapping it up in wrapping paper. A random person walked by and Eddie gave them a "gift". "Here you go man, merry Christmas."

The person opened it and it was a can of Pork & Beans. The person got a bit freaked out and left. Eddie pushed his buggy around and gave random people random gifts.

One person got a "Wordlife" DVD, and another person got a package of toilet paper. A store clerk saw what was going on and called the cops. The cops came in and tried to arrest Eddie..but he ran away. Will they catch him?!! (dum dum duuuuum)

To Be Continued....

A/N: And, just to clear something up..WATCHING CHEESY PORN WHILE EATING CHEESYPOOFS ROX MY SOX!!!!!!!!! HAHAHA! Yes..cheesy porn is the s-h-i-t.

Charlie:(is handcuffed to Randy with candy handcuffs) How long are you going to take?!!

Mentally-Unstable: Hold on, I'm almost through.

Randy:(is trying to chew off handcuffs)

Mentally-Unstable: What are you doing? Do you not like my Randy Candy Handcuffs?!!

Randy: Yes, that's why I'm trying to eat them. They're fruity.

Charlie:(nibbles on handcuffs) Mmm..lime!

Mentally-Unstable: Wait..that's my job! (pounces on Charlie and Randy and proceeds to chew handcuffs off)

(Ah-wonka-chonka-wonka-chonka-wonka-chonka-wonka-chonka)

And now..a skit...for CenasNakedInMyBedWithMe....

(A scene on a beautiful tropical island paradise..)

Melony:(is lounging on a green lounge chair while sipping Corona) Ahh..I love the Hawaiian breeze.

(Benoit walks up in a banana hammock)

Benoit: Look..isn't is sexy?

Melony:(drools uncontrollably)

Benoit: Yeah..I thought so.

Melony:(while holding Corona..pounces on Benoit)

(ber-chicka-ber-ber)