When WWE Superstars Go To Wal-Mart

Chapter Four

Author's Note: Whazzup peeps?!!! Yeah, I know a lot of people have been waiting for this...right?! (crickets chirp) Uhm..ok..I can dream. :P Wheeeeeeeee. Uhh..yeah..dedicated to CenasNakedInMyBedWithMe and Lance Cortex..cause they rule. (Bows) Wheee. I don't own the WWE superstars, but I own Autumn and Melony..well..not really Melony..but whatever. I wish I owned Randy and Charlie, though. And Miss Jackie can DIE! (Stabstabstabstab)

End Author's Note

The cops were still looking for Eddie, who was in the storage room stealing people's layaways.

Mordecai woke up from his nap and was walking around hopelessly. "Dammit...gimme somethin' to eat!!" He said angrily. All of a sudden, Shawn Michaels bust through the door on a riding lawn mower, threatening to run people over.

"Whoo-hoo!! Hey! Let's see if this thing can shred stuff!" He yelled. Mordecai threw a t-shirt in front of the mower and Shawn ran over it. "Heehee, look! A shredded t-shirt!" Mordecai giggled. Melony, John, Edge, and Christian ran up and threw various items in front of the lawn mower.

"Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!" Shawn yelled as he rode around the store.

Autumn and Dave bounced by on Pogo Sticks.

"Can I have another quuuaaarrrtteerrr???" Dave asked.

"No, Dave! Now..BOUNCE!"

So they bounced away merrily on their Pogo Sticks.

Meanwhile..in the food....

"Ooh..Nabs!" Stacey said as she opened a package of Peanut butter Nabs and ate them. Torrie was nearby(apparently, Melony just beat her, so..she's still alive) eating a lollipop. Melony came out of nowhere and walked over to Torrie.

"My sister loves you," Melony blurted out, "In that way."

Torrie giggled, "OhmiGod! Like, really? I'm sooo flattered!" She said and licked her lollipop. Stacey got freaked out and walked away eating her Nabs.

Autumn popped up, "I do not love you in that way." She said and walked over to the cookie area where Mordecai had set up a microwave oven.........

15 Minutes Later....

"Yaaay! The chocolate chips are done!!" Mordecai said happily and reached for a cookie.

Autumn slapped Mordecai's hand, "Noo! You must wait until they are cool! Drink your milk!" She said. "Dammit..." Mordecai mumbled and drank his milk.

Brock and Melony walked up.

"C'mon Brock! Let's have a cookie!" Melony said. Brock growled, "No..me no like chocolate chip! Me like oatmeal!" He said and slammed the table with his fist. And while Autumn wasn't looking, Mordecai grabbed a cookie and ate it. Torrie walked up and got a cookie, "So, do you, like, really love me?" She asked and took a bite. Autumn rolled her eyes, "No, Torrie, I like you and all, but I don't swing that way."

"But I do." Torrie said and walked closer to Autumn. Autumn backed away and Charlie walked over to watch, "Are you two gonna make out now?" He asked.

"Uhm..I was joking." Torrie said and ate another cookie. "I thought you were different, Charlie." Autumn said. Then there was an awkward silence. The only sound that could be heard was Torrie munching on a cookie.

"Ah, I don't care." Autumn said, jumping on Charlie and wrapping her legs around his waist. They proceeded to make out. Melony got grossed out and walked away. She went to the toilet paper isle and John was there, trying to figure out whether to buy Charmin or Angel Soft.

"Hey John, do you wax yo' chassie?" Melony asked. John smiled, "Why yes..yes I do. Would you like to see?" He asked and pulled down his pants. Then, John and Melony had sex in the toilet paper isle. All that could be heard was various screams of "HAPPY MEAL!!" (OO)

Meanwhile, in the toy isle.....

Christian was checking out Hot Wheels cars when all of a sudden, he was hit in the head with a Barbie doll.

"Owwwww!!" He said and picked up a yellow Viper. Every few seconds, another Barbie would fly over and hit him. Finally, he got majorly pissed and walked over to the next isle where Edge and Shelton were laughing their asses off.

"WHY WERE YOU THROWING BARBIES AT MEEEEEE?!!!" Christian asked.

Shelton shrugged, "I dunno. Edge made me do it!"

"WHATEVER! YOU THREW THE FIRST DOLL!"

Shelton: No I didn't.

Edge: Yes you did.

Sheltie: Nuh-uh.

Edge: Yeah-huh.

Sheltie: Nuh-uh.

Edge: Yeah-huh.

Sheltie: Nuh-uh.

Edge: Nuh-uh.

Sheltie: Yeah-huh.

Edge smirked.

"Dammit! Fell for it again!" Shelton said and walked away.

Meanwhile, in a random place.......

Jericho had drank one to many Icee's and had to pee really bad. He ran into the Men's bathroom, and there was Ric Flair..waxing his chassie in the sink. "Oh my God! What are you doing?!" Jericho asked.

"Oh, hi Jericho! you peel this last thing off? It hurts!" Ric said.

Jericho walked away, stole Torrie's lollipops, and got sugar high. He then stole Dave's Pogo Stick and bounced around Wal-Mart. Dave got sad, but then he rode around on one of the cars made for kids and was happy again.

Luther was challenging random people to a match, while Kurt checked out the selection of Spider Man merchandise. "Hey, should I get the Peter Parker action figure, or the Mary-Jane one?" Kurt asked Luther, but Luther was picking on a little boy who was looking at Pokemon cards.

Trish came up and started looking at Yu-Gi-Oh! action figures, because secretly, she was in love with Marik. She slipped the Marik doll under her coat and walked away, but the video camera saw what she did...

To Be Continued(dumdumdumdummmm)

A/N: OHMYGOD! WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN?!!!! I have no idea....I mean..actually, I do! But I'm not gonna tell yoouuuu....