Disclaimer: Don't own
I hate Sakura because she is weak, so she too will be OOC in the respect that in this fic, she's not completely weak...

Shino, Neji, and Kiba arrived at Shino's home shortly after leaving the tavern. Shino's father greeted them all with nod, and then spoke to his son,

"Shino, will you bring Naomi down to me," he commanded in a soothing mono-chromatic type tone.

Shino nodded, and gestured for Kiba and Neji to follow him.

Neji liked this house. It wasn't nearly as elegant as his own families' estate but it felt comfortable. He could smell a tea being brewed, that smelled vaguely of gingerbread cookies. Paintings and silk tapestries lined the walls, but they were not over done. Neji glanced inside the doors as he passed them, noting the nice furniture. Finally they reached the guest room on the opposite side of the house.

"Naomi, my father wishes to see you," Shino said, while knocking on the door of the room. Naomi opened the door, and blushed in the presence of the three of them,

"G-good evening Shino-Kun," she said bowing to hide her flushed cheeks. He returned the bow and then took her arm,

"My father requests your company... Kiba, you will share your guest room with the Tzimice so he may sleep tomorrow."

Neji watched the two people leave and then turned to Kiba.

"So... Hinata's a vamp now..." Kiba said awkwardly, trying to make conversation as he led Neji to a different part of the estate.

"Yes. I saw her the night I was bitten... she still looked so beautiful," Neji said more to himself.

"So let me guess, you're going to try to kill the Tzimice that bit her and you and then you guys will be love bunnies for the rest of eternity?"

"Yes. Destiny made it so that I could live forever, and with forever I will free Hinata from her bonds."

"And after that you guys will do what you planned to do with one life time..."

Neji nodded. Kiba's eyes widened,

"Man that's a lot of sex..." Kiba muttered. Neji glared at him.

Shino's father ( who we will now always know him as Auron, due to Link and Luigi's ever lasting influence) looked from Shino to Naomi. Shino looked the normal monotone that he always did, and Naomi looked quite content to be linked at the arm with Shino.

"Her parents would not wait for her to finish her training to send her over to us. So I promised her father that I would train her. And of course, by I, I meant you." Auron said to his son, who nodded.

"Her parents would not wait for her to finish her training to send her over to us. So I promised her father that I would train her. And of course, by 'I', I meant you." Auron told his son, who nodded. Shino walked over to a cabinet and pulled out a training robe to hand to his future wife. So far he didn't care for her that much and he feared that he would have a relationship similar to his own parent's marriage.

"We fight, that is the only way to get better," Shino told her. She nodded. "I will try my hardest to go easy on you,"

"Don't, I don't care about pain and I want to be worthy of being your wife," Naomi said. Shino shrugged.

"Okay then."

And the battle commenced.

Meanwhile, as Kiba and Neji were silently wishing they weren't in the others company, and as Shino trained his fiancé that could've been his little sister, Sasuke was doing what any Sasuke should be doing. He was trying to kill Itachi. And Sakura was following him.

"You can stop following me, Sakura, I know you are there." Sasuke said calmly. Sakura smiled cheerily.

"You shouldn't be following me. I told you to stay in Konoha for two reasons, one to save your life, and two because I don't like your company. You weigh me down and I need to kill Itachi,"

"Sasuke-kun!" Sakura whined, "I've gotten stronger! I can now use magic. You always said you wanted a magic user on your side, and now you've got one..."

"I said that because I thought that you'd be training long enough for me get away with out you," Sasuke sighed. The cold air made Sakura shiver, and Sasuke could tell it was about to snow. He sighed.

"Sakura... why did you disobey me?" he asked, taking off his jacket and throwing it to her.

"Sasuke... I want to be with you, I want to spend eternity with you." She lifted her neck up and shoved the hair back exposing the skin.

"Eternity with you would be complete and utter torture," Sasuke told her. "If you become my childe, I'll have a moral responsibility to protect you at all times, and then you'd be even more in the way than you already are. I met you a year ago, and this has been the worst year of my life... I couldn't possibly spend eternity with you. Please Sakura, get a life." He sighed. She smiled in a way she thought was flirtatious, but did nothing for Sasuke.

"Don't you want my sweet blood?"

"Having so would please me greatly, but only if I left you with none left, that way you would stop bothering me."

"Your cruelty is a turn on," she whispered seductively. Sasuke smirked.

"Sakura, you are a beautiful girl, but I can't stand you, I don't want to sleep with you, and killing you would have all your friends on my tail. Just go back to Konoha, and forget I ever existed. I am a figment of your imagination," he waved his hand in front of her face like a Jedi.

"Oh but Sasuke, in my imagination you're so much more willing to get me on my back and do naughty things," she told him. He shuddered in disgust.

"Is that what you want me to do Sakura?"

"Oh yes, very much," she begged. "I'm a desperate horny little bitch and I need you for my score book against Ino."

"You are not desperate. Go find someone who is slightly less attractive, but actually likes you. And for gods sakes, don't stalk someone who is going up a mountain with out taking a jacket."

"Sasuke, if I die by your side then it's not against your morals. If I don't die and I aid you to kill your brother, than there is no down side. I'm serious Sasuke, I've gotten stronger! And I've also grown more in love with you.... TAKE ME NOW!" she flung herself at him and started kissing his neck.

"...You may travel with me. I will not 'take you now'. Now get off of me and go find me an animal that I may eat in replacement for human blood."

"Okay Sasuke-kuuuuuuun!" she said happily. He sighed angrily to himself.

'What the hell did I get myself into?' he thought. 'Sakura had better die soon'

Sakura will get more useful in later chapters, I promise. And Itachi will show up soon too. Shino will also have to warm up to Naomi, because otherwise it wouldn't be Shino/OC