This is my first fic, so please go easy on me. I've had this idea for a while now, so it should be a good kick-off.

I don't own anything in this but the plot and George L. Smith.

Chapter 1: The plan.

It was the third Tuesday of the month, so it was time for Amy Rose to think up another get Sonic to love her plan. The hoped she had better luck than the third Monday of the month plan, when she completely forgot. She woke up, and went down to her study, like most rooms filled with pictures of Sonic.

She turned on her computer, waited ten minutes, and it loaded. "Stupid Windows 98..." Amy mumbled. She tried to find Linux once, but she wouldn't buy anything from people who thought an operating system was a game. She opened Microsoft Word to type down her ideas, which took another ten seconds to start up, in which she brought her Game Boy over. She inserted her new game, the Megaman Battle Chip Challenge. She got to Rank C on Monday, and then saved it. She opened Internet Explorer (not enough disk space to download a better browser) and, after about five minutes, saw a big fat "Page cannot be displayed" sign. "I need better Broadband..." Amy groaned, then turned on her Game Boy and pressed F5.

After about half-hour of straight playing, she not only got to Rank B (She was in Yumland, for Data Chip 2) but the Internet started working again. She changed over to Sonics Webjournal. He had one because it helps Amy with her plans, which sometimes end up very stupid. Once she dyed all the food at McDonalds green because the journal said it was his favourite colour. Starting with the end of last month, she read through, using Word to write down her ideas as she got them. Then, when she finished, she opened the 'already tried' file, then deleting the ones she already tried, which included the food dye plan and other things, including stealing the green Chaos Emerald for him (he had it in the first place) and destroying the Egg Hawk, Robot Carnival and Hammerbot Mk. 3 (he wanted to). Then she checked the list again.

This time she looked through and deleted all but three ideas. The two runners-up were giving him a boat (he can't swim) and finding the Emerald as cool and blue as him (she remembered what he said before they left the ARK). She looked at the remaining idea, then, finding it a little hard, changed it. She then needed a few things to get it to work. She already had one, and easily found a few more, but still couldn't find the most important part. She thought for a while, going through her memories to find a person with a high-tech portable laser beam that wasn't dead or a bald evil genius with a moustache. She opened her own Webjournal and looked through.

In alternate dimensions, there were games involving Sonic. She filed them by those names. Sonic CD... No, Metal Sonic had one of them, and he's evil. Sonic Adventure... The E-Series had them, but they're all dead. Sonic Adventure 2... No, none. Sonic Heroes... Omega's who knows where. Sonic Advance games... Nada. Sonic Battle... Tails had some, but he's... perfect! Amy got changed into her usual dress and left her house. She went through Memorial Road, the quickest way to Tails' house, which is decorated with trees with plaques commemorating. Amy did stop before a chestnut tree, because Shadow kept running into it. She counted the imprints of unconscious hedgehogs. 16, so he's hit it 15 times, because Sonic hit it once. It was dedicated to George L. Smith, who died by the ingredients in red streaks. He is the reason why Shadow has a room in the local mental hospital reserved for him.

She got to Tails' house not long afterwards, and knocked on the door. Tails came out, covered in purple goo.

"Hi Amy! Why are you here?" Tails asked.

"I need a high-tech laser gun, preferably portable. Did I catch you at a bad time?" It looked like it, being covered in purple stuff.

"No, not really. Trying to create a bubble gum that makes you look like someone else when chewed. Right now it just blows up in my face. I'm getting close though!"

Tails brought her inside, where she had a sandwich (hadn't eaten all day) and read the paper, looking for Sonic-related headlines for her scrapbook. There weren't any, but that was kind of good, her scrapbook was becoming pretty heavy. Then, Tails let out a scream of what seemed like triumph. Amy was confused, and went down to the basement lab. It was covered in purple goo, which was expected, with it blowing up in his face. Minus the goo, it looked pretty futuristic. Tails saw her and called out. Amy looked and was surprised. He looked just like Rouge! Somehow, even the clothes came.

"Wow... so it does work... What happens if you slow down the chewing? Would it have a more minor effect?" Amy asked.

"I think so, can you move over a little so I can see the mirror?" Amy moved to the left, and Tails slowed down the chewing. His ears shrink, and two fox tails grew. His colour changed to orange, and the inside of his ears, and part of skin near the mouth turned white. Whiskers also sprouted.

"It seems that if I chew the grape flavour slowly, I turn into a fox version of Rouge. Interesting." Tails took out the gum, and he instantly turned back to normal.

"Wait," Amy said. "You said grape flavour. Does that mean there are other flavours?"

"Yeah, I only have one other flavour right now though, blueberry turns the chewer into Sonic. The grape flavour just screwed up the concoction."

Amy looked interested in the blueberry flavour. "And if I chew it slowly? What would happen?"

"Hmm... according to my calculations, it should turn you into either a female Sonic, or a male you. By what happened to me with grape, I'd say the latter. I've got two blueberries, you can have one. Now for the high-tech laser..."

Tails and Amy went into his garage, where the Tornado 2 and the remaining parts of the original Tornado were. Tails went over to the back, where a closet of weapons was. He rummaged through the weapons, throwing things behind him. "Hey, watch it!" Amy cried when a Chu2 Bomb was thrown at her. Finally he found one.

"Okay, just use it like you would a gun, and I suggest that, since you're modifying it, you keep function 8.3 for combat purposes." Tails threw it at Amy, followed by the manual.

"Function 8.3... Closest you can get to the initials of Roll.EXE's attack HeartFlash." Amy said, slightly confusing Tails.

"You've got the Battle Chip Challenge? Come and face me sometime, my NormNavX will crush you."

"NormNavX? Didn't you use BassGS?" Amy asked, looking at the trophy he won for the tournament, crediting TAIL and his BassGS.

"I did, but then I noticed NormNavX has a better MB capacity. Second best in the game."

Amy walked home, reading the manual, finally understanding what function 8.3 was. She got home, set the laser on the table and went to tell Cream that she was going to be gone a while. Once that was done, she set to work on modifying the laser. It was originally used just to change the flavours of potato chips, so she had a bit of work to do. She spent most of her time modifying it, only stopping to watch her favourite show and to get good strategies for the Chip Challenge. She decided she'd use a NormNav5 for the battle and find a Poltergeist chip, because Tails liked his Dropdown chips. Well, once she found NormNav5, anyway. But that's beside the point. The point is, because of this, she took two weeks to fully modify the gun. Apparently two weeks is enough to make even Sonic worry.

The day after she finished everyone but Amy was eating a McDonalds, now finally reopened after they got the red dye out. They each got their orders from one of the many monkeys that serve this particular McDonalds, and ate at the same table. There was a bright flash, but only Rouge saw it. She just thought it was a camera and continued eating. Then Amy came along.

"Hi guys! Sorry about the being gone for a while, have they got the dye out of the food yet?"

"Amy!" Rouge said, amazed that she had actually came along. "They've got the dye out of everything except the mustard." she looked, and could easily see an orange liquid of sorts.

"Amy," Sonic said, sauce dripping from his face. "You spent two weeks on that plan, are you going to use it?"

"Duh! I'm just waiting for the right moment!" Amy went over to the counter and gave her order. Then she returned, and sat down.

"Hey, what's the plan anyway?" Cream asked, being rather curious.

"It better not be to find the dark blue Emerald, that's mine!" Rouge said. She loved jewels, and would never give one up for any reason.

"Can't tell you, it's a secret!" Amy got her order and sat down with them.

They had quite a good time, and during the time had a miniature tournament to see who's the best at the Battle Chip Challenge. Tails won obviously, but Amy put up a pretty good fight. They also saw how far Sonic could spin dash out into the water. It was legal because he landed in international waters. They went home, slightly tired, and for all but Amy feeling a bit odd. They just ignored it and played games on the Internet all night. All right, only until about 10:30. Then they just fell into bed.

To be continued...

How do you like it so far? If you don't get the Battle Chip Challenge chip relevance, don't panic. I based the chips of relevance to me or my arch nemesis in the game, known only as TIM. I use BassGS, TIM uses NormNavX. I use Dropdowns, he uses Poltergeists. Anyway, review please! Trust me, it get interesting later.