An Avengers Halloween
To Red Witch: Hey there, RW. I've been keeping up with "This Soap Opera Called Life", and I've been enjoying the new chapters! I'm glad you liked the torture of one Henry Peter Gyrich. I intend for him to get himself into trouble throughout the story. I hope you enjoy the Gyrich torture, and this story!
To Metal Dragon1: Well, I was toying with the idea of bringing Jubilee back in action for a long time, and the idea was becoming more and more material when Red Witch brought back Jubilee to the Institute. However, in my Misfit-verse, I thought it would be interesting to have her join a predominantly non-mutant team, and so, she became an Avenger. Sonic Blue was inspired by Iron Man and my dad's old Flash comics (As a tribute to the Silver Age Flash (Barry Allen), I gave Spencer the middle name Allen.) And yes, I'd love to see Hack open up talks with Sonic Blue in your story. But here's the thing: Sonic Blue is not a mutant. He's like Iron Man, his powers come purely from his armor. He is a genius, kind of like Reed Richards. I did a profile of him and I'll send it to you as soon as I can. My email tends to have times when it decides to go kaput. I can't wait for the new chapter. I hope you like the new chapter!
To Aaron: I love the Misfit-verse, what can I say? I thought that it would be a nice change to feature another Misfit-verse super-team besides the X-Men and the Misfit teams. I wanted Sonic Blue on the team because I've been meaning to do stories with him, and his origins are linked with Kid Razor. I have several ideas for his origin in my head, but I have no idea where to start bringing him in in my regular Kid Razor stories. The Ohio Connection is a joke name given to the 'tag-team' of Kid Razor and Sonic Blue. Kid Razor is a proud native of Cleveland, and Sonic Blue is a born-and-bred Cincinnati boy. Both of them are Ohio-born and Ohio-bred. I would do a fic, but I have no ideas for it, really. I hope you like the new chapter!
To Sparky Genocide: I think Gyrich hates all superheroes, mutant, non-mutant, or whatever. Yeah, I'm sure the Avengers had no choice when it came to having Gyrich around. Captain America only keeps him around because he can cut through the 'red tape' that the government puts out all the time. Actually, I don't think Gyrich is a racist based on what I know and read about him. I think Gyrich forced Falcon to join the Avengers because of affirmative action. In fact, Falcon called him an idiot in one issue I have. I can imagine Sonic Blue 'accidentally' knocking into him at high speeds, or Kid Razor 'introducing' Gyrich's chops to the sole of his boot. Or maybe Clint and She-Hulk stealing Greer's tuna fish sandwich stash and hiding it in his jacket. Oh yeah, have you ever checked out my story "The Starr Chronicles"? It's good!
To Raliena: Hey Rae! Catnip, huh? Yeah, I can imagine the chaos with catnip. Especially if Tigra's in the room. I hope you like the new chapter!
Disclaimer: "Careful, you idiot! I said fire across her nose, not up it!" - Rick Moranis as Dark Helmet, Spaceballs
Chapter 2: Piñata Power!
The AvengersMansion
"Okay guys, we wait until Gyrich leaves, and then we jump him." Jenny planned. The She-Hulk, Tigra, Thor, Jubilee, Sonic Blue, Kid Razor, and Hawkeye, the teenage members of the Avengers, all clad in civilian clothes, were standing around the door of the Avengers' meeting room, waiting for Gyrich to come out.
"Welcome to the Avengers, HPG. You're stuck with us." Razor smirked, and the others snickered. Inside, Gyrich had concluded his meeting with Cap and the Wasp.
"And keep those nutball kids under control!" Gyrich snapped. As he went to the door, Cap and Wasp talked amongst themselves. They seemed to be oblivious to the fact that the moment Gyrich stepped outside, the teenage Avengers had ambushed him, making him scream. "AUGH!! HEY!! LET ME GO!!!"
"So…what do you think?" Cap asked Wasp.
"I think Gyrich is a little crazy." Wasp replied. "I mean, I know he has good intentions and all, but the guy is a little overly strict. Stark provides the security system here."
"Not to mention that it's backed up by several hyperactive super-powered teenagers." Cap groaned.
"AAAAAAAAGH!!!! HELP ME!!!!" Gyrich's screams rang out throughout the mansion.
"Gyrich, stop bothering the kids!" Wasp called.
"ME?!?!" Gyrich screamed. He screamed some more as the sounds of fireworks was heard. "AAAAAGH!!! MY EYES!!!"
"Not to mention his popularity with the kids isn't exactly tremendously high." Cap added. "We should still be left to make roster decisions ourselves."
"I agree." Wasp nodded. "Besides, they're all good kids. Just they're all crazy."
"YEEEEEEAAAAAAAGH!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"I wish Gyrich would stop bothering the kids." Wasp grumbled.
Outside the AvengersMansion
"Kids, this is not funny!" Henry Peter Gyrich snapped. He was tied up by rope, a few bruises on him. He also had lipstick designs drawn all over his face. He had brightly-colored rags glued all over him.
"Your sense of humor isn't quite as refined as ours, pal." Clint smirked.
"String him up!" Jubilee ordered. Jenny, Greer, and Thor hoisted Gyrich up a tree using a rope that was thrown over a branch. The branch was used as a pulley.
"GET ME DOWN FROM HERE NOW, YOU PUNKS!!!" Gyrich roared.
"This plan is going to be greatly amusing. I am glad you are among us, Sonic Blue." Thor laughed.
"It's just Spencer." Spencer blushed shyly. "I'm only Sonic Blue in my armor." He gently pushed a blindfolded Razor forward. Razor was holding his magic guitar, the source of his rock 'n' roll powers, like a stick.
"Oh no! No way! No freakin' way!" Gyrich struggled and squirmed, but he could not loosen his bonds. Jennifer had used a strong knot, and it was tied very tightly.
"Okay Blade Boy, Thor and I will hold the big guy up, and you start swinging!" Jenny called.
"Go Razor!" Jubilee cheered.
"Hit him all the way to Bengal Stadium!" Spencer encouraged.
"GET ME DOWN NOW, YOU BRATS!!!" Gyrich screamed as Razor swung his guitar. He constantly swung his body in an attempt to dodge. "I'M SERIOUS!!!! I KNOW PEOPLE!!! I CAN HAVE YOU PUNKS DEPORTED!!!! ESPECIALLY YOU, THOR!!! OW!!!" Kid Razor whacked him in the side, causing his wallet to fall out. Jenny immediately picked it up and looked in it. She pulled all the credit cards and cash out and put it in her pocket.
"Hee hee, I'm hitting Gucci." Jenny grinned to herself.
"OW!!! KID RAZOR, STOP THAT!!! OW THAT HURTS!!! OWWW!!!!"
"Hey everybody! Grab sticks and join in!" Razor exclaimed. Spencer and Jubilee grabbed a couple sticks and starting swinging at Gyrich. He screamed as they repeatedly nailed him.
"HELP ME!!! OW!!! IT HURTS!!! MAKE IT STOP!!! YOU $#& BRATS!!! I HATE THESE KIDS!!! OWWW!!! OWWW!!! OWW!!!"
"Oh look, Master Rogers." Jarvis pointed at the window to the happily-laughing kids using Gyrich as a piñata. "Gyrich's popularity with the children has improved."
"CAP OW GET OW ME OW DOWN OW FROM OW HERE OW NOW OW!!!!"
Well, looks like the insanity is going to continue! What madness will happen next? What will Gyrich be put through next? What'll the Avengers do for Halloween? Find out in the next chapter! Suggestions needed badly!