An Avengers Halloween!

To Sparky Genocide: Hey Sparky! She-Hulk and Titania duking it out in a catfight and the boys watching, huh? Yeah, I can imagine that. I hope you like the new chapter!

To Red Witch: Hey there Red! I read the new chapter of "This Soap Opera Called Life" and I loved it! Some people can be such ingrates. You save their butts, and they still think you're the bad guy! Oh well, what can you do. I hope you like the new chapter!

To Raliena: Hey Rae! Well, I thought it would be funny to see the mighty Norse God of Thunder cower before a teenage mutant mortal girl. And you can imagine that Jubilee can be intimidating if she wants to be. She did play sidekick to Wolverine for a while, and she's a regular assistant of Kid Razor (Razor: Under extreme ###### protest!). Anyway, I hope you like this new chapter!

Disclaimer: "The Kid of Rock says he can take anyone downtown to Chinatown! Even that little punk Damien from those bad horror flicks! Bring them all on! The Kid of Rock will whup 'em all!" - Kid Razor during one of his trademark rants

Chapter 8: More Battling!

Outside the club

It was a super-powered brawl. The teenage members of the Avengers were facing off against their individual nemesis. Sonic Blue, Cincinnati's Iron Speedster, was battling his insane evil counterpart, Redfoot. The She-Hulk was brawling with her biggest rival, Titania. Kid Razor, Cleveland's own super-powered Heavy Metal Heartbreaker, was battling the mammoth-like mutant known as Tusk. Jubilee, an LA-born former X-Man with the mutant power to create explosive energy in the form of fireworks, was trying to fight off the insane feral mutant called Sabertooth. Thor, the Norse God of Thunder, and one of the mightiest beings alive, was fighting the Wrecker, a punk criminal who gained super-powers from an enchanted crowbar.

"YEOW!!! You psycho! You could kill somebody!" Spencer screamed as he dodged an explosive red sonic blast.

"I'll gladly massacre every major city on Earth if it means getting my hands on you!" Keith snarled. Drool came incessantly from his mouth as he screamed at Spencer. "AGH!!!" Razor blasted Keith with his guitar.

"Jeez, Spencer! Has it ever occurred to you that dog might be rabid?" Razor quipped. "I think ol' Redfoot's been hanging around the junkyard a little too long." He turned to find Tusk charging at him, but Sabertooth got knocked into him by Jubilee's fireworks. "Well, what do you know? You got a use after all." Razor chuckled at Jubilee. Jubilee smirked. She formed a gun with her hand, blew on her smoking finger, and winked.

"Yippie-ki-yay."

"Yak-yak-yak." Razor rolled his eyes.

"Ha!" Thor whacked Wrecker across the face with his hammer. Sabertooth and Tusk tried to charge the God of Thunder. However, Tusk stopped when he noticed something.

"Hey Cat-Man. Check it out!" Tusk grinned. Sabertooth turned. The two mutants saw the She-Hulk and Titania roll around on the ground, wrestling.

"Aw sweet!" Sabertooth grinned widely.

"What are thou looking…Whoa." Thor blinked at the catfight. "Thor is enjoying this!" The three grabbed lawn chairs and some popcorn out of nowhere and watched.

"Take it off!" Sabertooth whistled.

"Aw man, this is great! We need a camera!" Tusk whooped.

"Got one right here." Sabertooth grinned. The feral mutant started recording the catfight. Unfortunately, the girls noticed.

"Wanna kill 'em?" Jen offered.

"I get the loudmouth with the tusks." Titania replied.

"Fine by me." Jen shrugged. The two leapt on Tusk, Sabertooth, and Thor and started beating the snot out of them.

"AAAAAGH!!!!! HELP!!!!! SAVE US!!!!" The three screamed at the top of their lungs. "Save us! Save us! Somebody pleeeeeeease save us!" A familiar shield flew through the air and smacked Tusk and Sabertooth upside the head. The shield returned to its owner: A costumed Captain America.

"Oh, great. Mr. America." Sabertooth grumbled.

"It's Captain America, stupid." Tusk grumbled.

"You kids alright?" Cap asked. He blinked as he saw Jen and Titania pounding Thor together. Since when did those two agree on anything?

"Hey Cap!" Razor grinned, nailing Tusk with his guitar. "What the $#$# took you so long? Forgot to lace up your 'Pirates of Penzance' boots again?" Cap rolled his eyes.

"Is there anything you don't crack comedy about Razor YEOW!!!"

"Bonjour mon Capitan! You recognize moi, oui?" Batroc the Leaper grinned as he leapt at Cap. "I have been wanting to fight you again!"

"What's going on?! What are you up to, Batroc?!" Cap hollered. "Hey!" A sudden tornado picked up, picking up the screaming teenage Avengers and their rivals and threw them in various directions. Whirlwind flew up in his trademark tornado.

"Oh yeah!" Whirlwind laughed. "Hey!" A pair of tiny pink bio-electric laser blasts hit him. A tiny Wasp and Ant-Man flew around the green-armored villain. Ant-Man was riding a winged mechanical ant (A/N: I know! I know! In the comics, both Ant-Men (Henry Pym and Scott Lang) rode real ants, but I figured that since Pym, the original Ant-Man and creator of the paraphernalia, was a genius, he should've constructed a tiny vehicle shaped like a winged ant, because real insects aren't too viable. Not many ants have wings, and they don't live very long) "Waspy, baby!" Whirlwind squealed.

"Okay, jerk! What's going on?!" Wasp snapped.

"I love you!" Whirlwind drooled. Wasp groaned.

This guy is a major idiot. Wasp grumbled. The Crimson Dynamo flew overhead, raining repulsor blasts.

"Careful, you idiot! Fire at them, not us!" Redfoot snapped, pointing at Sonic Blue. Spencer tackled Keith from behind and started pounding him. The Dynamo was intercepted mid-air by Iron Man. Kid Razor was knocked through a wall. He heard a laugh.

"What?" Razor turned around.

"I hope you and your fellow Avengers enjoy your little Halloween treat." A familiar voice purred. Razor snarled.

Elsewhere in town

"Oh man…" Henry Peter Gyrich moaned. The new Avengers liaison to the government moaned as he staggered down the street. "I've been used as a piñata, dragged down the street, beaten by an insane bum, and I got crushed by a taxi! Can my life get any worse?" Gyrich groaned. A Red Sox shirt fell on his face. "What the?" He was about to take the shirt off when he heard screaming.

"HEY!! A RED SOX FAN!!! GET HIM!!!!" A drunk roared. Gyrich pulled the shirt off, and he saw a bunch of fighting mad drunks run towards him, murder in their eyes.

"EEEEEEEEK!!!!" Gyrich screamed like a girl. He ran down the street, the drunks running after him.

Well, well, well! Looks like the fight shall continue! What insanity will happen next? How will Gyrich get tortured next? Who did Kid Razor see? Find out in the next chapter! Suggestions needed badly!