An Avengers Halloween
To Sparky Genocide: Hey there, Sparky. I was glad to use your idea in my fic. The Avengers dressing up Thor as the Wasp and Razor commenting that Thor is a little too concerned with his makeup. That is so funny! I'll see if I can fit it in! Enjoy the new chapter!
To Red Witch: Hey there Red Witch! I read the new chapter of "This Soap Opera Called Life" and I liked it. Now I'm beginning to see why Claremont killed off John "Thunderbird" Proudstar so quickly. I'm glad you liked seeing the She-Hulk and Titania lay the smackdown on Sabertooth, Thor, and Tusk. I figured that would generate a laugh. I also thought the Red Sox thing would be good for a laugh. Andyway, I hope you like the new chapter!
To Raliena: Hey there, Rae. Oh yeah, the madness does continue indeed. That's some pretty good advice. When girls are in a catfight, it's best to just let 'em finish it. Anyway, I hope you like the new chapter!
Disclaimer: "Now now Grandad, don't get over-wrought." David Jason as Del Trotter, Only Fools and Horses (The greatest English sitcom ever! Get it on DVD!)
Chapter 9: Check!
Outside the club
Kid "Rock 'n' Roll" Razor, Cleveland's own Heavy Metal Heartbreaker, and the world's first super-powered rock musician, snarled like a wild animal. He was staring at a woman who was clad in a revealing black leather outfit with a cape. The woman's name was Selene, an evil mutant sorceress who was born during a time when Rome was capital of the world. She was also Kid Razor's greatest enemy, although she had tangled with the Fantastic Four and Sonic Blue as well.
"Selene, what are you up to now?" Razor snarled. "Ran out of other ways to amuse yourself, you old bag?" Selene laughed happily at that.
"As usual Kid Razor, you never fail to amuse me. As you know, they say Halloween is the time when evil is at its strongest."
"They also say it's Michael Myers' favorite holiday." Razor quipped. "Do you have a point to all this?"
"I just thought that the Avengers would like a little Halloween treat."
"Oh yeah, our worst enemies ambushing us. Real nice. Any chance we can take that gift back?" Razor growled. "Some of them are real psychos! Sabertooth's a sociopath, Redfoot's bent on making Sonic Blue's life miserable, Tusk…well…Tusk is as dumb and wooly as ever, Titania wants to dance on the She-Hulk's grave, Whirlwind's a moron who can't take a freakin' hint, the Wrecker's a thug, Batroc's a French circus reject, and the rest are all losers."
"Speaking of Sonic Blue, how is the little inventor doing? Does he still get the shakes around women in black leather?" Selene laughed. Razor snarled.
Spencer did tangle with Selene once, and ever since, whenever he sees women with long black hair in black leather, I can tell he gets spooked. Razor remembered. Who can blame him? "Listen up, Queenie. I don't know what kind of twisted mind game you're playing, but the Kid of Rock says you had better back off!"
"You know what I want, Razor."
"And you ain't getting squat!" Razor scowled.
"Keep in mind, Razor. Many like you have tried to destroy me. Some just as powerful. They failed."
"I won't." Razor snarled. Meanwhile, the Avengers were brawling with their greatest foes in the streets of New York, the city they, and many of Earth's heroes, called their headquarters.
"WHY WON'T YOU DIE, BURTON" Redfoot screamed. He lifted up a car and whacked Spencer with it, sending the blue-armored teen hero flying into a wall. Spencer growled as he got to his feet.
"Because I have a leg to stand on." Spencer smirked. He created several marble-sized spheres of blue sonic energy, similar to Boom-Boom's energy bombs. "Hey Keith, you like playing marbles?!" Spencer pitched the energy spheres, and they exploded, creating waves of sonic energy. Keith screamed and covered his visor-shielded ears with his hands. "A new trick I made. You like it, old friend? WHOA!!" Spencer ducked a flying Titania. "Watch it, Jennifer!" Jennifer was dancing with the lamppost she used to smack the taste out of her rival's mouth in celebration.
"You are a seriously bad kitty!" Jubilee screamed, blasting Sabertooth in the face with her fireworks.
"YEOW!!" Sabertooth screamed. "My eyes!" Jubilee picked up a lead pipe and started pounding the feral's spine into paste.
"Bad kitty!" Jen blinked as she saw the scene.
"Man, what did Wolverine do to that kid?" Jen blinked. She heard an explosion. "What?" The fighting stopped dead.
"WAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!" Kid Razor streaked through the air like a human rocket. He slammed into the ground with a KABOOM!!!
"Razor!" Cap exclaimed. The other Avengers gathered around the crater. Razor managed to get to his feet.
"Oh man, the Kid of Rock will be sore in the morning." The Fearless Kid Razor grumbled.
"What happened?!" Wasp exclaimed.
"What happened?! I'll tell you what happened! That old witch happened!" Razor snapped. "The Black Queen happened. That's what happened."
Elsewhere in New York City
"AAAAAAGH!!!!!" Henry Peter Gyrich screamed as he ran for his life down a street, being chased by some incredibly ticked off Yankee fans. "HEY WAIT!!! STOP!!! I HATE THE RED SOX!!! I WAS BORN IN PENNSYLVANIA!!! PENNSYLVANIA, PEOPLE!!!"
"We'll kick your butt anyway! The Phillies and Pirates suck!" One fan shouted.
"Boy do I feel lucky today." Gyrich half-panted, half-grumbled. The Avengers' government liaison eyed a door. "FREEDOM!!" Gyrich raced toward the door, opened it, and ran inside. He failed to notice that above the door, a neon blue sign was flashing. The sign said "The Blue Oyster". (A/N: If you have ever seen the Police Academy movies, you'll get the joke) Gyrich's screaming was heard from behind the door as jazz music started playing.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!! HELP!!!! GET ME OUT OF HERE!!!! SOMEBODY!!!! ANYBODY, PLEASE!!!!! HELP ME!!!! AAAAAGH!!!!" The Yankees fans all stopped and laughed.
"Take that, you Red Sox-lover!" One fan jeered. The Yankees fans all walked off.
Well, well, well! Looks like the craziness shall continue! What insanity will happen next? Can the Avengers beat Selene? What'll the villains do? Find out in the next chapter! Suggestions needed badly!