Hi people! Thank you SO VERY MUCH for the nice reviews! It made me very happy and made me want to write more. This chapter sucks. So I'm sorry and please DON'T flame me. Only constructive criticism will be accepted.

No, I do not hate Gaara. In fact, I think he's a really cool kid with a sad oh so sad past. Have you ever noticed that almost all the Naruto characters have a sad past?

Oh, and can you guess who Anko's next 'baby' is going to be?

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto. But I do own the plot.

Chapter 3: Finding a Babysitter

While Gaara was being hugged to death and dressed up in piggies, Team 7 was having their own problems. They were on the training grounds discussing about something important.

"Well, I promised Jiraiya-sama I'd practice with him. So I can't do it," Naruto said.

Sakura sighed. "I can't do it cuz I'm gonna go eat ramen with Lee." Naruto snorted.

"SAKURA-CHAN'S GOIN' OUT WITH FUZZY EYEBROWS!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Sakura threw a rock at his head. "How many times do I have to tell you to not make fun of him!"

Naruto rubbed his head. "Owie..." He looked up and spotted Sasuke leaning against a tree. "Oi! Sasuke! We haven't heard from you yet!"

Sasuke looked at an anxious Sakura and Naruto lazily as he folded his arms. "Don't look at me. I'm not going to waste my time being with him. I have my own life too, you know."

"But- Sasuke-kun!" Sakura whined.

"HEY GUYS!!!!!!!! COME LOOK AT THIS!!!!!!!!!!" Naruto yelled, a few feet away from them.

Sakura and Sasuke ran over to the blonde ninja. "What?" they asked.

Naruto picked up a neon green flyer from off the ground. "'Anko's Konoha Babysitting Service?'" he looked up at the other two. "Her?! Attending children? That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard of."

Sakura bopped Naruto on the head. "Don't you get it? She can do the babysitting for us!"

Naruto rubbed the spot on his cheek, where Anko's kunai met him. "But, she's gonna slaughter him! Don't you think she's even a tinsy bit dangerous?"

Sasuke shook his head. "I don't care. Let's hurry it up and drop him off at her house. I have better things to do."

Sakura looked worried. "But, we don't have money!"

"HE has money," Sasuke said simply.

"Oh," came from Sakura's and Naruto's mouths.

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"Here comes the airplane! Open wide Gaara-kun!"

Gaara groaned. What had he done to deserve this? He was sitting in a high chair, with a bib, and had a lunatic that called herself a Jounin feeding him ramen. How he HATED ramen! And it had only been five minutes since his brother and sister dropped him off. How long was he going to have to stay here? How much more pain can a ninja like him endure? He clamped his mouth tight shut.

Anko smiled. "Come on, Gaara-kun! Be a good boy!"

Gaara shook his head frantically 'no'.

Anko's smile grew wider. All of a sudden, she pointed to the front door. "Oh my! Are your siblings here already?"

Gaara's eyes turned to the door. "Wha..." Anko shoved a great BIG HUMONGO fork full of ramen into his poor unprotected mouth. He tried to spit it out, but it clung to his mouth. He quickly swallowed it.

Boy, was this woman going to pay.

In the back room, Anko's phone rang. She skipped out of the room to get it. "Welcome to Anko's Konoha Babysitting Service! Anko speaking. How may I help you?"

"I need you to babysit someone, DUH" came a certain blonde haired ninja's voice on the other end of the line. "What else do you think I'm calling for?"

Anko started to bounce up and down excitedly. "Is it a baby?"

Naruto paused. "Uh... you could say that." "YAY!!!! Bring him over right away!" "Sure."

As I said before, please don't flame me it's not nice. And thank you for the idea, One Azn Dragon, I'll think about doing that. And, yep, I will put the other Naruto characters through this too! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!! coughcough MWAHAHAhAHAHAhAHAHAHAhahahahahHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!