An Avengers Halloween!
To Sparky Genocide: Hey there Sparky! I'm glad you liked the scene with Gyrich being trapped in the Blue Oyster bar from the PoliceAcademy movies. I have the first one on DVD, and I do want to get more of them. Sabertooth and Tusk stealing Halloween candy and arguing over the spoils? Yeah, I like that idea. I can also imagine the two mutants starting a slugfest over it, and the kids take advantage of the distraction by taking back the candy and running off as fast as their little legs can carry them. That's a pretty funny idea. I'll see if I can fit it in! I'm glad you liked the last chapter, and I hope you like the new one!
To Red Witch: Hey there, Red Witch! I read the new chapters of "This Soap Opera Called Life". I loved the new chapters! Man, I think Stryker kissed his insanity good bye a long time ago. I have the first PoliceAcademy movie on both VHS and DVD, and I do want to get more of the films on DVD. My favorite part in the first film was when Mahoney hid a prostitute in a podium and Commandant Lassard was standing right in front of it. I could not stop laughing! Anyway, I hope you like the new chapter as much as you liked the last one, Red!
To Raliena: Hey there, Rae! You don't need to worry too much about Kid "Rock 'n' Roll" Razor. He's pretty tough, and he can take a beating. Not to mention that the self-proclaimed "World's First Rock 'n' Roll Superhero" has a will of iron and nerves of steel. Not to mention that he's knows the martial arts. He can take care of himself, so as I said, Kid Razor can take care of himself. Anyway, enjoy the new chapter!
Disclaimer: "As soon as I get home, the first thing I'm gonna do is punch your Mama in the mouth." - Jackie Gleason as Sheriff Buford T. Justice, Smokey and the Bandit
Chapter 10: A Moment of Random Insanity!
Outside the club
"Selene?" Wasp blinked. "You mean the sorceress?"
"No, Selene the famous Italian actress, what do you think?!" Razor roared angrily. This Halloween night wasn't that kind to Kid Razor. First he was forced to go to a Halloween dance with Jubilation Lee, a mutant girl who also had a huge crush on him, and he thought she was annoying, and now his worst foe was out to massacre the Avengers simply as her way of celebrating Halloween.
"Look!" Jen pointed upwards. The Avengers turned around.
"Hello, Avengers." Selene laughed as she floated down to Earth's Mightiest Heroes. "I see you enjoyed my little Halloween present."
"We are not amused, Selene." Cap growled.
"Captain Rogers, I am hurt by that statement." Selene purred. "I worked so hard on it."
"Bull!" Razor snapped.
"Oh God…" Spencer gulped. "Boy, did I pick the wrong time to join the Avengers."
"You aren't the only one, Spencer." Jubilee gulped.
"Remember me, Spencer dear?" Selene shot a grin in Spencer's direction, making the super-fast armored inventor shudder.
"Unfortunately." Spencer grumbled.
"Back off, Queenie! It's the Kid of Rock you want! Particularly this!" Razor held up his magic guitar, and blasted Selene right in the face with a rainbow-colored energy beam.
"I'm going to get a drink. Want to join me?" Tusk asked Sabertooth.
"Yeah sure." Sabertooth shrugged. The two mutants walked away and let the Avengers and Selene battle it out. The two mutants eyed a couple kids with trick-or-treat bags. "Gimme those!" Sabertooth snapped, swiping the bags from the kids.
"Hey give me one." Tusk said. The feral catlike mutant handed the mammoth-like mutant a bag of candy. The two mutants then looked inside the bags.
"Hey, I got Cherry Zaps." Sabertooth grinned. Tusk blinked.
"I love Cherry Zaps. Give me one."
"No way, man! I love Cherry Zaps, and you can't have any!" Sabertooth snapped.
"I…want…a…Cherry…Zap." Tusk snarled.
"You can't handle the Cherry Zaps!" Sabertooth snarled back loudly.
"GIMME THE FRIGGIN' CANDY!!!!" Tusk roared, dropping his bag, and punching Sabertooth in the mouth. A snarling Sabertooth dropped his bag and he threw a right hook of his own. The two mutants immediately stated slugging each other and cursing each other out. The two kids who had their candy taken by the two mutants watched the exchange. They looked at each other, then they took the opportunity fate presented them. The two kids took back their candy bags and ran as fast as their little legs could carry them. The two mutants didn't notice the super-powered brawl between the Avengers and Selene in the background.
Elsewhere in New York City
"Oh God, it was horrible…" Henry Peter Gyrich moaned. He staggered down the street. He looked slightly disheveled. "Man, I hate Halloween. I hate those stupid kids. The She-Hulk is a diva, Sonic Blue is a nerd, Kid Razor is a jerk, Jubilee is a freak mallrat, Thor's nuts, Hawkeye's a pervert, and Tigra's a half-cat, anime-watching screw-job. Worst of all, THOSE STUPID KIDS ARE NEVER AROUND WHEN ANYBODY NEEDS THEM!!!!! AAAAAAAAARGH!!!!!!!! I HATE THOSE STUPID KIDS!!!!! WHY?!?!?! WHY DO I GET CONSTANTLY TORMENTED LIKE THIS?!?! WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE IT?!?!?!? AAAAAARGH!!!!!! I HATE THIS!!! I HATE THOSE KIDS!!! I HATE MY LIFE!!!!! I AM GOING TO GO COMPLETELY UTTERLY FREAKIN' INSANE!!!!!"
"Hey shut up!" Someone snapped from a window. The voice had a Brooklyn accent.
"You shut up!" Gyrich snapped back. "I had a very rough day today, and I earned the right to scream and yell and shout my mouth and essentially go nuts! I have lived with several super-powered teenagers for one day and I'm going FREAKING NUTS!!!!!"
"I don't care, you jerk! Shut up! Some people here like to sleep!" The person snapped. A brick flew out the window and clocked Gyrich in the head.
"OW!!!" Gyrich screamed. He picked up the brick and pitched it back through the window. A BONK sound was heard.
"OWWW!!!! MY HEAD!!! That hurt, you jerk!"
"Well now you know how I felt!" Gyrich snapped. The guy leaned out a window. "Uh oh." He fired the shotgun. "YEOWW!!!" Gyrich ran for his life. He raced down the street, until… "YEEEEOW!!!!" He got run over by some bikers.
Well, well, well! Looks like the insanity will continue! What insanity will happen next? Can the Avengers defeat Selene? Will Gyrich be able to get home? Find out in the next chapter! Suggestions needed badly!