Hi there! Irukapooka here! This chapter isn't really that funny but the next one will be. I promise! I've only done this chapter so it wouldn't get too confusing later. Well, enjoy! And please NO flames! Only constructive criticism will be accecpted. And this is NOT gonna be an anti Sakura book! You'll see why in later chapters why I did this to her.
Disclaimer: I do not own the Naruto characters or Mr. Ukki. But I do own the plot.
Chapter 4: Oro? (sorry couldn't think up a title for this chapter)
Kakashi was sitting in his living room guarding his mother's oldest and most proud vase. Kakashi found it to be the ugliest thing on the planet. But he didn't dare tell his mother that. She got scary when his opinion wasn't the one she wanted to hear.
He sighed. His mother was on vacation somewhere. It was the first time in his 26 year old life that he had been left alone. He always had to be with someone. His students during training, his mother living in HIS house. He didn't know why, but nobody seemed to trust him. Poor, poor Kakashi.
Then, he heard it. Footsteps. Footsteps coming to his door. His face paled. THE EVIL BLOOD SUCKING OROCHIMARU MONKEYS WERE COMING TO TAKE HIM AWAY!!!!!!!!!!!
Using his ninja like reflexes he grabbed his mother's vase and held it close. No way was he going to sit in the corner again.
He inched slowly towards the door and opened it. He gasped. IT WAS A PINK EVIL BLOOD SUCKING OROCHIMARU MONKEY!!!!!!!!!
Without thinking, he chucked the vase at the creature's head. It immediately knocked it out. Kakashi stepped toward the vase. It was broken in two. Kakashi groaned. Would his mother believe him that he was only trying to protect the house from an evil pink blood sucking Orochimaru monkey?
Oh, well. He thought. He chucked the vase over his shoulder. He hated the thing anyway.
He got up and walked back into the house, proud that he had defeated the evil pink thing.
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Sasuke was dressed up as a chipmunk up in one of Kakashi's trees. He held his walkie talkie close to his mouth. "Naruto, what happened down there?" he had heard a loud KONK and then silence.
"SASUKE!!!!!!!!! YOU BAKA!!!!!!!!!!! I HATE DAISES!!!!!!!!!" Naruto yelled. He was crouched, hidden somewhere in Kakashi's flower garden of daises. He was the one chosen to watch over that area which meant he had to dress up as a daisy.
"Naruto!" Sasuke hissed. "We need to carry out the mission for Mrs. Hatake!"
"WHY?????!!!!!!!!"
Sasuke sighed. "Because, dobe, she told us to watch out for Kakashi and make sure he doesn't hurt himself."
"BUT..."
"We're getting paid for it so shut up and tell me what happened."
Naruto sighed. "Uh, Sakura-chan's on the ground."
"Is she breathing?"
"Uh, yeah. Hmmm... I wonder if we can get her share of money if Mrs. Hatake comes and finds out Sakura-chan's sleeping on the job?"
Naruto rushed over and picked a stick up from off the ground. He poked her with it. "SAKURA-CHAN!!!!!! WAKE UP!!!!!!"
She smacked Naruto in surprise. "HE TRIED TO KIL ME!!!!!!!!! DID YOU SEE THAT???????!!!!!!!! HE TRIED TO KILL ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" she got up and ran to the ramen bar to meet with Lee.
Sasuke glared after her. "Great. She's left us to try and convince him to come with us now".
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Anko looked into Gaara's eyes. "I'm going to go out to but us more ramen. You were such a hungry boy!" she exclaimed as she patted him on the head.
"I'm...gonna...kill...you..." he groaned. He had way to much to eat.
Anko smiled and picked him up from his highchair and set him down on the floor. "Now stay here, Gaara-kun." She opened the door. "It'll only be for a few minutes. And don't even try to escape. I got prime security on all the doors and windows. Bye-bye!"
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Rock Lee stared down at the ground. "Sakura-san's late. Maybe I shouldn't have asked her to come eat ramen with me." He looked around at the empty ramen bar. Still no Sakura.
He looked down at his uneaten ramen. He wasn't really hungry anymore. He paid his money and began to eat his ramen in silence.
"I'd like two ramen to go please," a voice next to him said.
He looked up and saw the purple haired Jounin that attended the Chuunin exam. She looked down at him and smiled. "Hello! How are you today?"
Lee didn't answer. He continued to eat. Anko noticed some depression in the boy. "Wanna come to my place? There's gonna be a party at my house. Would you like to come?"
Lee hesitated. What if Sakura came here and didn't find him? But, she was an hour late. What if she had gone to this lady's party? He nodded.
Anko paid for the ramen and paid the cook (Temari had paid her before she left). "Let's go! People are waiting!"
Too bad Lee didn't know what he was getting himself into.
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"Okay Naruto. If we can't get Kakashi out ourselves, we have to force him out," Sasuke said with his squirrel costume still on. "Now, I have thought up a plan. See that plant up there?" Sasuke pointed to one of Kakashi's windows. A dead plant in a pot was standing on the sill.
"A PLANT????!!!!!!" Naruto yelled. "That's your brilliant plan?"
Sasuke grinned. "Not just any plant. Mr. Ukki."
Reviewer Responses:
One Azn Dragon: That's ok. I didn't consider that a flame. In fact, it helped me out! As you can see this chapter is about 300 words longer. I would've written more, but I'm trying to gain more ideas as time goes by. And, yep! Orochimaru is most certainly gonna be in here. i just don't know when I'll put him in...
Rednal29: Don't worry. I can't be that cruel. Hinata is one of the characters I take most sympathy on. But, I am hoping to have Neji...
And thank you to all the other nice reviewers! Thank you for your happy comments! And, remember, if you wanna review, please NO flames. Only constructive criticism will be accepted! Thank you!