An Avengers Halloween

To Sparky Genocide: Hey there Sparky! Gyrich in prison and meeting Bubba? I LIKE IT!!! (Gyrich: AW NO!!!! HECK NAW!!! HELP!!! SAVE ME!!!!) I'll see if I can fit it in somewhere if I can. Yes, I have most of the Avengers issues from the past couple of years, and I did read that where Wasp and Clint had a fling. Sucked that Hawkeye died during the "Disassembled" Storyline. Oh well. He'll hopefully be back. We need him. Are you planning to pick up New Avengers? Enjoy the new chapter!

To Red Witch: Hey there Red! Yay, you're back! How was vacation? Oh yeah, I read the new chapter of "This Soap Opera Called Life", and I loved it! Poor Thunderbird. You definitely need to have someone become a twisted madman as a result of all the traumas the X-Men had been through. After all that, someone's bound to snap. Enjoy the new chapter!

To Raliena: Hey there Rae! The Avengers will save the day! Enjoy the new chapter!

Disclaimer: "It was awesome." - Paul Teutul Sr., American Chopper

Chapter 11: Escape!

A jail

"Hey wait a minute!" Gyrich exclaimed as he got thrown into a jail cell. "You don't understand! I work for the Avengers! THE AVENGERS, YOU FOOLS!!!" Gyrich screamed through the barred door. "Oh what a great night this turned out to be." Gyrich moaned. "Oh, man…ever since the government put me in the Avengers, my life has been a constant stream of torture…Kid Razor insults me…Spencer often speaks in techno-babble around me…Jennifer steals my credit cards…Tigra steals my tuna fish sandwiches…Thor constantly makes it rain on me…and there was the time that Stark got drunk, and had a picture of me getting whacked with a frying pan by Jennifer put on TV! People still laugh at me because of it!" Gyrich sighed. "I guess it's safe to say that things can't get any worse." He drooped his head sadly. Gyrich's head perked up and his eyes widened when he heard hick-like laughing. "No…" He turned around and he backed into the door of his cell in horror. "NO!! STAY BACK!!!! BAD BUBBA!!! STAY BACK!!! NO!!!! BUBBA!!! STAY BACK!!! NO!!!! BUBBA!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!"

Outside the club

Selene laughed happily as she flew around the skies of New York with the aid of her mutant telekinesis. It was like she had no idea that there a raging super-powered teenage rock musician flying around her in a field of rainbow light, firing powerful rainbow-colored energy beams from the head of a guitar he carried, heck-bent on shooting her down. Selene and Razor had distanced themselves from the brawls the other Avengers were getting into. They wanted to settle their problems themselves.

"Your aim needs practice, dear Razor." Selene purred as she flew over a building.

"Practice this, Queenie! VAN HALEN HAMMER!!!!" Kid Razor roared. He flew out of nowhere and smashed Selene hard in the gut, sending her flying into the ground. She got caught just before she hit the ground by Sonic Blue. The Iron Speedster combined the momentum of his super-fast movement with the momentum of Kid Razor's attack in the process. Spencer Burton threw all his strength into one throw, causing Selene to careen into a truck. The speed and force of the impact caused the truck to explode. As this happened, Razor flew down to the ground, careful to keep his forcefields up. "Roast witch, anyone?"

"I wonder what the people of Salem would say at a time like this." Spencer added with a chuckle. He saw something. "Oh dear God, no." Selene emerged from the wreckage, obviously not too happy. She patted a flaming patch on her shoulder.

"I always prepare for facing my enemies." Selene growled. "Even you two whelps. And I thought Ronnie Rocker was annoying back when I fought him in Roma Nova."

"He kicked your old hag butt, Selene!" Razor roared. "He pitched you into a fire pit!"

"And he's the one who is dead." Selene smirked.

"But I thought Ronnie Rocker was killed in a car accident." Sonic Blue scratched his head in confusion.

"She caused the accident, Spence." Razor explained.

"I have taken good care of your former mentor, Razor." Selene smirked, holding up the musical note pendant around her neck. Razor snarled. He smirked when he noticed something fly towards the immortal mutant sorceress.

"Oh Queeeeeeenieeeeeee…" Razor sang out, pointing behind the Black Queen. She turned around, and…

WHAM!!! A certain red, white, and blue shield smacked into Selene hard, causing her to fall over on her butt.

"Did the recorders in your visor pick that up?" Razor whispered to Sonic Blue. Spencer nodded.

"Yup." Spencer snickered. Selene scowled and picked up the shield.

"Captain America…" She sneered, holding it up. "He's nothing without OOF!!!" Cap came out of nowhere with a flying kick. His boot hit his shield, causing it to knock into the sorceress's face, causing her to fall back on her butt.

"I thought you were a queen, Selene. That's a rather undignified position for a queen to be in, don't you think?" Razor cat-called with a laugh. Selene scowled. "Oh, and uh…The Kid of Rock would turn around if he were you, Queenie." Selene turned, and…

CRUNCH!!!! The She-Hulk piledrove a car right into the sorceress. Hawkeye appeared, his bow carrying an explosive and a blue orb of sonic energy appeared in Spencer's armored hand.

"Now!" Spencer exclaimed. He pitched the orb and Hawkeye fired the arrow. The sonic power orb and the arrow hit the car, and it went up with a KABOOM!!!! "Not even she can survive that!" Jenny grabbed the wreckage and pulled it up over her head. She looked down at the ground. Her eyes widened in shock.

"She's gone!" Jenny exclaimed. Razor cursed up a storm and he charged up his guitar with the Power of Rock. He proceeded to bash in a nearby streetlamp. He hit the lamp so hard, the lamp bent over. Razor did not have super strength, but the Power of Rock-charged guitar provided the explosive force needed to bend the metal streetlamp. The other Avengers flew up. Tony was carrying Tigra, and Thor had Jubilee.

"Nice timing." Spencer sighed. Jubilee sighed and walked over to calm down the rocker of her dreams.

"This whole thing was just her twisted way of wishing us a Happy Halloween." Spencer growled.

"Yeah, I'd like to present you your worst enemies. Happy Halloween, Avengers." Clint rolled his eyes. Jubilee realized something.

"Hey wait, where the heck is Gyrich?" The other Avengers looked at each other.

"Don't ask me! I haven't seen hide nor hair of him since the club!"

"Hey, yeah!" Grinned Jenny. "He went flying into…the back of a…manure truck…as…it…drove…away…" The green-skinned Amazon teenager trailed off and her jaw dropped. "Oh great! Now we gotta go find him."

"Boy what a great Halloween this is!" Razor grumbled. "The old witch got away again! And that screwball jerk Gyrich is nowhere to be found!"

"Oh, relax Razor. We still got each other." Jubilee grinned. Razor glared.

"Oh, brother."

Well, well, well! The Avengers just had one crazy adventure! What insanity will happen down the line? Will the Avengers face off against Selene again? Will they ever find Gyrich? Find out soon! This is L1701E, saying thanks for reading!