FWWWWWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Here is the next chapter. I hope you guys like this one. I had a lot of fun writing it. And I do NOT hate any of the characters that I torture. If you would like to review, please NO flames. Constructive criticism will be happily accepted.

I also used an idea from Rednal29. Hope that's ok.

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto. But I do own the plot.

Chapter 6: Donations to the Hairless

Gaara awoke to crying in the background. He shook his head and sat up. Who was that crying? Then he remembered. Anko brought home another 'baby.' It was that Lee kid.

"Yay! Gaara-kun is up!" he heard 'her' voice yell. A second later, he was in a death grip hug. "Gaara-kun! I have a surprise for you!"

"You're gonna die in a swirling pit of fire with little munchkins doing the Macarena in the background?" he asked hopefully.

"Nope!" Anko swiftly pulled out a hand mirror. "HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!!"

Gaara's jaw dropped and he too, was soon screaming.

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Somebody was knocking on Kakashi's door. Kakashi grabbed a baseball bat and neared it. "Who is it?"

"Konoha girl scouts!"

"And boy scouts!"

Kakashi jumped up and down in excitement and he dropped his only means of protection (a.k.a. his baseball bat). "YAY!!! Are you children gonna sell me cookies?" he asked excitedly as he opened up his door. Three children stood staring up at him. A girl and two boys. Each one of them had a black backpack on.

The boy without glasses smiled and took off his backpack. "Actually, are you Kakashi?"

"Yes! Do I get cookies now?"

Konohamaru smiled. He nodded to his other two comrades. They nodded back. They each reached into their backpacks and pulled out...

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"WHAT DID YOU DO TO ME?????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"Does Gaara-kun like his present?"

"GET THEM OFF OF ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Anko gave him, yet another hug. "Yay! I knew Gaara-kun would like his present!"

Gaara looked back into the mirror again, not believing what she had done to him. Those eyebrows. Those eyebrows that Lee kid on his head, were now super glued onto him!

"I noticed that you didn't have any eyebrows, so I picked Lee-kun up on the way home and shaved off half his eyebrows to give to you! Aren't they pretty?" Anko said very fast.

Gaara glared at her. "NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!THEY ARE NOT PRETTY!!!!!!!!!!!!! GET THEM OFF OF ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Anko picked Gaara up and put him into---"A BABY'S CRIB???????!!!!!!!!!" Gaara yelled.

Anko patted him on the head. "You're getting cranky. Nappy time!"

"But I was just barely sleeping!"

"Now, now, no talking back!" Anko skipped off. Gaara cringed as he heard more screaming. A few seconds later, Anko skipped back, holding Lee, now with only half of his eyebrows and in a pink baby outfit with a bonnet on his head. "Now, play nicely now! Don't worry, I'll bring in more friends for you later. Tootles!" she skipped off.

"SHE-TOOK-MY-EYEBROWS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Lee yelled in between gasps.

Gaara took pity on him. "We need to escape."

"But-how?"

"For now, we're just gonna have to wait until it's the opportune moment. We'll need more help if we're gonna defeat her."

Lee nodded. "Right."

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"MACHINE GUNS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Sasuke yelled, behind Kakashi's fence. "YOU GAVE THOSE KIDS MACHINE GUNS???????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Naruto smiled his all too famous fox smile. "It'll work, trust me."

"BUT- THOSE KIDS COULD DESTROY THE WHOLE VILLAGE!!!!!!!!!!"

"Chill. Just wait."

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Konohamaru and co. pointed their machine guns at Kakashi's face. Moegi (she's the girl) pulled out a bag, big enough for a man to fit in. "Just step into here, sir," Konohamaru instructed.

Kakashi gulped. He did exactly as he was told. Udon (the boy with glasses)tied the end with a knot.

"Okay, let's go and hand him over to big brother," Konohamaru said and away they went.

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It was about nine at night when Anko heard the doorbell ring. She jumped off her couch and opened the door. Naruto, Sasuke, Konohamaru and co., and a bag were at her doorstep.

"Is this him?" she asked.

Naruto smiled. "Yep!"

"YAY!!!!!!!!!" she threw the bag into her house. You could hear a loud 'OW!!!!!' in the background. "Do you need a babysitter, children?"

All of the kids shook their heads. Konohamaru stepped forward. "No, ma'am. But, we can get more kids for you if you want."

Anko clapped her hands together. "Isn't that sweet? Sure! Let's see. What should I call you?"

"The Konohamaru Busters!" Naruto said. "Me and Sasuke here are there managers. Give us a job and we'll be happy to do it."

Sasuke smiled. "Especially if you give us money." He held his hand out for her to shake.

Anko took it. "It's a deal," she whipped out a picture from her coat. "And this is who I want you to get."

Naruto nodded. "Roger!"

Reviewer Responses:

Rednal29: I used a bit of your idea. I hope that was ok.

Almighty Ishboo: hehehehehe. Yeah. I've actually watched Rurouni Kenshin and read the manga. Man, do I love that quote. Now I have a question to ask you. Have you ever seen Rurouni Kenshin unedited. Like, have you watched the dvd? I know, stupid question.

kashisenshey: Thank you for the idea. I'll keep that in mind.

And thank you to everyone else that reviewed! wipes tear away from eye You are all kind! THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Can you guess who the next baby is going to be? Find out in the next chappie!

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