I am SO sorry. This chapter is only about 400 words and not the usual 600. I've been having arthritis lately and it's killing me. Sorry. It's just been killing me, but I have brought you the story and the next chapter. I know it's stupid and there's OOCness everywhere in this, so please DON'T flame me. But I will happily accept constructive criticism.

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto, and these songs that are sung in this chapter. But I do own the CDs.

Chapter 7: Singing and Rose Petals

"My knee's still shaking,

Like I was twelve,

Sneaking out of the classroom,

By the back door,

A man railed at me twice,

Though I didn't care,

Waiting is wasting,

For people like MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Orochimaru yelled from his bedroom. "THAT SONG IS KILLING ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU'RE TOTALLY RUINING THE SONG!!!!!!!!!!!"

It was five o' clock in the morning at Orochimaru's happy home. Kabuto was rooming with him because Kabuto is Kabuto (yeah, I know. Makes a lot of sense, don't it?)

Kabuto was taking a shower and signing like a dieing magpie. He frowned. "But I like that song!" he protested.

Orochimaru jumped out of his bed. "Bah! Don't sing that song."

Kabuto nodded. "Alright then."

Orochimaru took in the peaceful silence, but then was interrupted again: "How come I must know,

Where obsession needs me to go,

How come I must knowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww................"

"CLUNK!"

Orochimaru threw a brick (Don't ask me where he got it. It just appeared randomly.) at Kabuto. "I SAID SHUT UP YOU!!!!!"

Kabuto came out of the shower wearing a hot pink towel. "OWIE!!!!!! OROCHIMARU-SAMA!!!!!!!!!!!"

"STOP WHINING AND GET DRESSED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Orochimaru yelled as he walked out of his house.

He went to his shed and pulled out his garden supplies. He smiled widely as he took out his needed supplies. He skipped over to his garden, right behind his pink house.

He knelt down besides his little bed of flowers which consisted of only pink flowers. He giggled to himself. He LOVED pink. Pink was happy.

After Orochimaru watered all the plants, he kissed them each on the petals. "Goodbye Betty, Wendy, Sarah, Julie," and he went on and on.

After this morning ritual, Orochimaru skipped into his house. "Is my drink done yet?" He asked Kabuto.

"It's in the kitchen," Kabuto called.

Orochimaru skipped happily into the kitchen and found his smoothie of grass on the table. He chugged it down happily. It was his favorite drink.

Kabuto walked into the kitchen, fully dressed now. "Are you done yet Orochimaru-sama?"

Orochimaru nodded. Kabuto led him over to his own private hair salon. "Sit in the chair, sir," Kabuto instructed.

Orochimaru sat in his chair of pinkness and put his head into the sink. Kabuto dipped Orochimaru's hair in water with rose petals. "Your hair is sexy as ever Orochimaru-sama."

Orochimaru smiled. "I know."

"Do you think my hair will ever become as sexy as yours?"

"No."

Kabuto pouted. "But, why?"

"Cuz I said so."

"No fair."

The doorbell rang. Kabuto stopped washing Orochimaru's hair and headed to the front door. Kabuto came back into the hair salon a few minutes later along with some new people: three kids, a blonde ninja, and a raven haired ninja.

Naruto burst up laughing. "YOU-HAHAHAHAHA-WASH YOUR HAIR-HAHAHAHAHAHA-IN ROSE PETALS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"AND WE THOUGHT YOU WERE EVIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Sasuke was rolling on the floor clutching his sides. "THAT'S HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" he laughed through his tears.

Orochimaru jerked his head up, which threw rose petals every where. "I AM EVIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" he raged. He gave a hateful look to Kabuto. "WHAT ARE THEY DOING HERE??????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"They, uh..." Kabuto began.

Konohamaru smiled. "Come with us, sir. We've heard that you are in need of a babysitter."

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See? I told you it was stupid. Bleh...But, for any of you who did not know the songs that Kabuto sung, let me tell ya about them. The first one is WIND, one of my favorite songs on the Naruto OST(original soundtrack), and the second one is Obsession, the ending song for .hacksign. You should really listen to them! Anyways...

Reviewer Responses:

Rednal29: Sorry. I didn't know if it was okay or not. But I wanted to give credit to you also. I have only just barely been registered for and I wasn't sure if it was okay. And much to your enjoyment, Neji will not be in this fic. At least he won't be tortured. He may make a cameo appearence.

AlmightyIshboo: The DVD should be unedited unless you got it from an edited store. I just wanted to know if episodes 1-5(or how many there is in the first dvd: the wandering samurai) if it had any nudity and crap like that in it. I was just wondering. And, yes, evil can be good.

I would also like to thank the other reviewers! You have stayed faithful and true to this story and I really appreciate that. Thank you. If you would like to leave a review, please DON'T flame me. Constructive criticism will be accepted.