Chapter Four
It's chapter four now.
So?
So let's end this.
No.
Why not?
Because you stink.
Like what?
Like Poopie.
I do not!
Do to. Now shut up and let me continue.
Olaf and Grit walked off to find some nachos. But they eventually got lost.
"I think we're lost," Olaf said.
"Obviously," Grit said back.
"Don't talk back to me!" Grit yelled.
"Don't yell at me!" Olaf screamed.
"I want nachos already!" Grit squealed. "Wait, squealed?"
Olaf laughed. "Ha ha, you're a pig!"
"Am not!" Grit fumed. "Gimmie nachos!"
He suddenly strangled Olaf and choken him to death within two minutes.
"Um... oops?"
Is Olaf really dead? NO! But how? Nobody knows! As for the rest of the chapter, let's go to Orange Star!
Somewhere in Orange Star, Sami was walking through a hallway. A dark hallway. Actually, there was no hallway. It ran off with the spoon. So instead, Sami is walking in the darkness. But then she entered the kitchen.
As she did, the fridge door suddenly opened! She looked at it, and blinked. Like this: :huh:
...well, actually, that isn't blinking. Close enough.
Anyway, Sami grabbed the fridge door and pushed it. It wouldn't close. She tried again. It didn't budge.
She began pushing, and pushing, and pushing some more! But nothing happened! The door wouldn't close! It wouldn't! It just sticked there and did not move, and let all the cold out of the fridge! All the popcicles would melt! Everything would be inedible! WHY WOULDN'T THE DOOR CLOSE? WHY!??! WHYYYYYYY?!?!?!?!?!?
But then she closed it. Somehow.
"Whew," Sami said. "All this pushing made me tired."
She colapsed of heat exhaustion. Then had heat stroke. Then got sunburned, even though it was night and was in a building. Plus, the AC was running on full heat. So there.
Suddenly, it was back in Blue Moon.
I thought you said that would continue in Chapter Five.
I said nothing of the sort.
But you left an impression...
So? That doesn't mean it'll happen.
Well...
Actually, you were right. Tee hee!
...what?
END CHAPTER FOUR!
Eh?
Shut up. And yeah, this is a short chapter. I'm just taking the versions I had from AWB. Spare me, please. Mehehe.