Sasuke: I'm gonna kill you.

IP: Me?

Sasuke: Yes, you!

IP: Uh oh. Hey, you wanna know something cool?

Sasuke: What?

IP: TURKEYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sasuke: oh geez...anyway, please NO flames, constructive criticism will be accepted. And thankfully, she doesn't own anything.

IP: No, really, guess what?

Sasuke: You're gonna fall off a building?

IP: Nope. Something's wrong and I can't break up the story (you'll soon see what I mean soon if you read it). So sorry if it's confusing. Here's the fic! Enjoy!

Chapter 8: A New Lee

Kakashi looked closer into Orochimaru's eyes. "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! SCARY FRIEND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HIDE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" he yelled as he hid behind Lee. "HE'S GONNA EAT ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" he wailed.

Orochimaru began to cry too. "MY HAIR!!!!!!!!!!! MY BEAUTIFUL HAIR HASN'T BEEN BATHED!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT MUST I DO??????!!!!!!!!!!!!!" he hugged Lee to comfort him.

Lee looked over uneasily at Gaara. "We won't be able to escape with these guys. We need to find other people to help us. What must we do?"

Gaara's eye twitched as he watched Kakashi and Orochimaru wail. "I guess we'll have to wait. We know that she'll have more people coming. We just have to wait. Hopefully the next person will have at least one brain cell."

Neji was running through the streets scarred for life. Gai had just called his eyes pearl! After he had calmed down, he ran back to the training grounds to find Gai still yelling about where 'his' Lee went.

His sensei could not act like this! He needed a sensei that would train with him, than a sensei that would cry about his student. So he was running through the streets, trying to find someone who could help his sensei stop crying and train him.

"Oof!" he grunted as he slammed into someone. He looked up at Naruto. "Hey! Watch where you're going!"

"Hey! You were the one that slammed into me! I should be the one telling you to watch it!"

Neji jumped up. "No! I should!"

Naruto stuck out his tongue. "No! I should!"

"No! I should!"

"No! I should!"

Ten seconds later...

"Nu-uh! Chickens are blue!"

"You idiot! How many times do I have to tell you? They're purple!" Neji yelled

"BLUE!!!!!!!!!"

"PURPLE!!!!!!!!"

Sasuke was getting frustrated from waiting. "Neji! Where is Gai?"

Neji and Naruto paused to look at Sasuke. "He's in the training grounds crying," Neji blinked. "Why do you want to know?"

Naruto smiled in Neji's face. "By the way Neji, Anko told us you were invited. And so is Tenten. It's tomorrow."

Neji glared at him. "To where? What's tomorrow?"

But the Konohamaru Busters were running towards the training grounds and did not hear Neji.

"You are gonna die Naruto," Sasuke muttered through clenched teeth. "I am so gonna kill you."

Naruto smiled. "Hey, you can't let me take all the credit! It was Konohamaru's idea."

"Yeah, well, you were the one that did it!"

Naruto shoved Sasuke out from the bushes where they were hiding. "Go out there and greet him! Remember, money."

Sasuke bit his lower lip. "Gai-sensei!" he said with complete fake happiness. "I am here!"

Gai looked up. What he saw made him jump with happiness. Lee was standing right in front of him! Of course, this was really Sasuke. Naruto MADE him wear a green suit, mousse his hair a BAJILLION times to make it go down (Naruto had to cut Sasuke's hair in the front, then glued the cut hair onto his forehead to make them look like eyebrows), and Naruto MADE Sasuke put mascara on his eyelashes to make them look really big.

"LEE-KUN!!!!!!!!" within seconds, Sasuke was crushed by an unidentified object. "I HAVE MISSED YOU SO!!!!!!!!"

Sasuke looked hatefully behind him where Naruto and the rest were hiding. Naruto gave him a thumbs up. "Do it," he mouthed.

Sasuke gave him a hug. "GAI-SENSEI!!!!!!!!!!!!" he yelled at the top of his lungs. He made himself choke up tears.

He gritted his teeth as he heard Naruto and co. laughing in the back ground. He broke the embrace and stared at Gai. "Gai-sensei, I need you to meet someone."

Gai puffed out his chest. "And who might that be, my dearest Lee?"

"Follow me."

"Who's house is this Lee-kun?"

"Just wait a sec," Sasuke rung the doorbell. The door slammed open and revealed Anko. YAY!!!!!!!MY LOVE HAS COME BACK TO ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" She dragged him back into the house.

"LEE!!!!!!! SAVE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Gai yelled before the door was slammed shut.

Reviewer Responses:

One Azn Dragon: Nope. No pairings. In the last chapter Neji just meant he'd rather do something for another person than Gai. I mean, wouldn't you? And the money thing, in chapter two, I mention something about her life savings and taking it all out to buy baby stuff. Remember, Temari also paid Anko in advance. And how does she repay the Konohamaru Busters? That's a secret. Haven't you noticed that she hasn't paid them a cent yet? Find out soon.

kashisenshey: It's fine. I don't care unless you're writing it in a fanfic. Otherwise, it's fine. I don't care. And thanks for the other compliments!

Neonn: I know. And I love being scary! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!! And yes, I do know how the story's gonna end and I hope everyone will enjoy the ending. AHHHH!!!!! Sexiness song! Turn it off! Excuse me. But, until we get back to school I'll start to tell you who the victims are if you want.

Dark Sharingan: I'm glad you liked it. And about Jiraiya, I might. I'm getting requests from a lot of people about him now but here's the problem, I'm only on Chapter 67 of the manga, but I've seen clips of him from the anime. All I know about him is that Orochimaru, Tsunade, and him were teamates, he trains Naruto, and he's a pervert sannin. But, I'll try.

Wow. That was quite a few responses. Thank you to everyone who has reviewed this fic. You guys are AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WAHOO!!!!!!!!!!!! Anyway, if you would like to leave a review, please NO flames, constructive criticism will be accepted. Until next time, folks!