IP: Oh jeez... this chappie sucks. I'm SO sorry! Yeah, there's not really any funny parts in this one. But the next one will be better! I kinda sorta forgot about Sakura...so I had to put this one in. Please NO flames. Constructive criticism will be accepted.

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto.

Chapter 10: Helping out Sasuke the Sexy

Sakura was at her home, crying on her bed. "Why wasn't Lee-san there? That really was a cruel prank Lee. I thought you liked me!"

"SAKURA!!!!!!!! STOP MOPING AND GET DOWN HERE NOW!!!!!!!!!" Sakura's mom yelled from downstairs.

Sakura jumped out of bed. She wiped all her tears off her face. "MOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" She yelled as she ran downstairs.

"I need you to go to the flower shop and get me some flowers," Sakura's mom explained.

Sakura clenched her fists. The only flower shop in town was owned by Ino's family. Why did she have to go down at this particular moment? She could just see Ino laughing in her face when it got out that she was ditched by Lee. She groaned. "Fine," she muttered as she made her way out the door.

Ino was sitting at her flower shop, very bored. Nothing new was happening. Nothing. No invasions. No demons. No assasinations. Yes, her life was a boring one.

At that moment, Lee passed by her flower shop, muttering. "I'm gonna kill him. I'm gonna kill him. I'm gonna kill him. I'm gonna kill him. I can't believe he left me to wander around Konoha..."

"Hey, Lee! What's up?" Ino called.

Lee did a double glance at her. He hesitated, then he finally walked over to her. Hopefully no one would see past his disguise. "Uh, hey. Ino."

"How was your date with Sakura? Did you dump her?" Ino asked, with glitter in her eyes.

Think Sasuke! Think! What would Lee do? "Uh, no."

Ino slouched on the stool she was sitting on. "Poo..." then she sat up. "What'd you guys do?"

"Uh..." he thought for a moment. What would Lee do? "Uh... we made out for ten minutes! Yeah, that's it!"

Ino had a sweatdrop from her head. "Sakura actually went that far with you? Man, she must be desperate..."

Sakura walked up to Ino. "Hey, I need a bouquet of any of the flowers you got."

Ino nodded and turned away as she ran to do the errand.

"Hello, Sakura-san!"

Sakura turned and found herself staring right at Lee! She fumed. "YOU ARE AN UNGRETFUL LITTLE JERK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" She yelled. She slapped him.

Sasuke looked up at her, dazed. "Huh?" Then he grabbed her legs. "Sakura! Thank goodness I found you! You need to help me!" Sakura kicked him off. "Sakura! It's me! Sasuke! C'mon! Help me!"

Sakura took a curious whiff of the air around her. It was Sasuke's scent. She began to panic. "Sasuke! Oh, I'm sorry!"

"Shh! Don't say it too loud!"

Ino walked up carrying the bouquet of flowers. "You're Sasuke?" She sniffed him. "YOU ARE SASUKE THE SEXY!!!!!!!!!!!!" She screeched.

"Will you two shut up?! I need help and I need it now!"

The two girls nodded. "We will! We will!"

Ino shoved Sasuke and Sakura (Sasuke made sure that Sakura wouldn't go off and start telling everybody that he looked like Lee) inside her flower shop. They went out the back door and sat down. "What is it Sasuke-kun?" they both asked.

Sasuke burst into tears. "Get this make up off of me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I want to look sexy again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Sakura and Ino nodded and set to work.

"And so you guys are getting paid for this?" Sakura asked, once Sasuke was Sasuke again and had told them the story.

"Yes."

Ino and Sakura exchanged a quick smile. "Sasuke, do you like cake?"

"Uh........"

The girls pushed him out of the flower shop. "Go find the rest of your 'helpers' and we'll all have cake, okay?" Ino asked. They slammed the door behind him.

"GAI IS SO SEXY,

YES HE IS,

ASK ANYONE,

THEY'LL SAY HE IS,

THAT'S WHY HE'S MINE,

AND NOT YOURS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Anko sung.

Orochimaru looked at Lee. "Does she do this often?"

"Sadly, yes."

"Hey!" Kakashi whined. "Why does she think he's sexy?! I'm sexy!"

Anko grabbed Gai around the middle and put him in a walker (y'know, the ones they use for babies so they can learn how to walk?). She patted him on the head. "Go and play, Gai the sexy!" She skipped off to do whatever she does.

Gai twiddled (is that even a word?) over to the crib. "Lee-kun! What is this horrible place? I am scared."

But, Anko appeared out of nowhere again. "Oro! Time for your hair to meet...Mr. Pointy!" She whipped out a machete.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!" Orochimaru tried to run like the dickens but she grabbed him by his ankles and lifted him out of the crib.

"We need your hair to be sexy for tomorrow!"

"What's tomorrow?" he spat.

Anko grinned. "You will see tomorrow!"

Reviewer Responses:

One Azn Dragon: No not everyone sadly. Or maybe I will. MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!! And about the chappies? Heck if I know. Just until my comp explodes I guess. I'm actually hoping for it to get done next month or in October. (sigh) School will be starting soon...

Rednal 29: I sorta forgot about that... oh well.

hikariko: That's what I'm a plannin' to do.

Thank you to all the rest of my reviewers out there! WHOOPIE!!!!!!! I can't believe it! I have more than 50 reviews! I thought I'd only be lucky if I had gotten one, measly review. Thank you! You guys are so COOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anyways... what is tomorrow? Only I know! MWAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! You will see in the next couple of chappies.

Hey, if any of you guys like serious Naruto fanfics, I'm doing one now. Please check it out.

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