Hello! Here is the next chappie! Not as funny as I hoped it would be...oh well. Hope you enjoy. If you would like to leave a review, please NO flames. Constructive criticism will be accepted.

Disclaimer: Sorry, I don't own Naruto, but I do own the plot.

Chapter 11: Phone calls and Honks

The phone rung inside Tenten's house. Tenten, being the closest, quickly picked up the phone. "Hello?"

"Tenten?" asked a voice on the other line.

"Hey, Sakura. What's up?" Tenten asked, recognizing the voice.

"I need you to come to Ino's flower shop."

"Now?"

"ASAP."

"Why?"

"You'll see."

Tenten sighed. "Fine."

And with that, Tenten left her house.

DUN DUN DUNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Hinata! Phone!" Hanabi rushed out of her house and handed the phone to her older sister, who was currently training to become stronger.

Hinata looked at the phone curiously for a moment. Hardly anyone called her. "Thanks..." she mumbled as she took the phone. She put it up to her ear. "Um...hello? This is Hinata."

"Hi, Hinata!" the voice on the other line said loudly.

"Um, hello," Hinata squeaked as she stared at the phone in confusion. "May I ask who's calling?"

"Ino!"

"Oh, hello, Ino-chan."

"Hinata, I need you to come over to my flower shop, right now."

"But-but why?" Hinata stuttered.

"Just hurry," Ino said, getting impatient.

"But, what if Hanabi tells on me?"

"Stand up to her!"

"Okay," Hinata agreed. "See you in a minute."

Hinata tossed the phone lightly to Hanabi as she began to walk off. Hanabi stared after her sister. "Where'd you think you're going?" Hanabi yelled. "Father needs you to practice! He'll be really angry if he finds out you're leaving! I'll tell on you!"

Hinata smiled evilly at her little sister. "You're not going to tell on me."

"Who said?!"

Hinata took out a bag big enough for a small child to fit in. One as small as Hanabi. "ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" she yelled as she stuffed Hanabi inside the bag. Hinata tied the end in a knot. Hanabi's cries were muffled. Hinata heaved the bag onto her shoulder and tossed it into some nearby bushes. "Bye!"

DUN DUN DUNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"There you are!" Sasuke yelled as he found Konohamaru. "Where is the rest of the guys?!" Sasuke picked the kid up by the back of his shirt.

"OW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! UGLY!!!!!!!!!!!!! LET ME GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Konohamaru yelled. A few people on the streets looked at the pair of them.

"I AM NOT UGLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'M SEXY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOW ANSWER MY QUESTION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Sasuke yelled back. He glared at the passer-bys. "I'M NOT UGLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SO STOP STARING AT ME, GOT IT????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

The people gave a quick 'MEEP!' and left. Konohamaru stared at Sasuke with dislike. "You aren't sexy! You're UGLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"ANSWER MY QUESTION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"Moegi and Udon left to go home to take a nap."

"And Naruto? Where's he?"

"Big brother is at the ramen bar."

"The Ichiaraku!" Sasuke dropped Konohamaru.

Konohamaru landed on his bum with a 'THUMP!' He glared after Sasuke, who was running to the ramen bar. "HEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THAT WASN'T NICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

DUN DUN DUNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"I WILL NOT LET YOU CUT MY BEAUTIFUL, SILKY HAIR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Orochimaru screeched.

Anko's smile turned into a frown. "Awwww...Why not?"

"Because I said so!"

Anko smiled at Orochimaru. "Then I shall not cut your hair, but make it pretty without Mr. Pointy!"

"Just don't wreck it!"

"Okey-dokey-day!" She dragged Orochimaru into the kitchen to do his hair. "You shall look pretty for tomorrow!"

Gaara looked uncertainly at Lee. "What's this tomorrow she keeps on talking about?"

Lee shook his head as he also shoved Kakashi away, who was still traumatized over 'scary friend'. "I have no idea. But, I'm guessing it is pretty important if she's doing Orochimaru's hair and if Gai-sensei is here."

Gaara side glanced at Gai, who was poking his mighty large nose with his pointer finger. "Um, yeah. It must be really important if your sensei's here," Gaara replied sarcastically.

"Watch this everyone!" Gai said happily.

Kakashi looked up, alert. "What? I wanna see!"

Gai placed his finger on his nose and pressed it. "HONK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" he removed his finger.

Kakashi's jaw dropped. "Do it again!"

Gaara sweat dropped. "Somebody take me out of this mental house!" he pleaded quietly.

Lee had tears streaming down his face. "That was so beautiful, Gai-sensei!"

Gaara looked away. "Somebody! Hurry!"

"HONK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"Again!" Kakashi yelled.

"HONK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"Again!"

"HONK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Reviewer Responses:

AlmightyIshboo: Well, Sasuke and Iruka are tied for first place. Then it's Naruto, then Anko, Kakashi, Kiba, Tenten, Shikamaru, Zabuza, and Haku are just to name a few. And thank you for liking the last chapter. I thought it was sort of a dud. :p

One Azn Dragon: I know it's scary. And yes, I did realize that I have very powerful ninjas staying at her house. And I also know that sooner or later they could overpower her. But I find it funny that they're all scared of her. I dunno if I'll do all the ones you mentioned. Well, I can't say anymore unless you want me to spoil it for ya.

Kutsu: Yep! You shall soon see!

GreatMarta: Wow. Thanks! That made me ultra happy!

hikariko: Thanks for the idea! I'll keep that in mind!

Midori: Thanks for the compliment! Don't worry, I'm not gonna stop any time soon. And the answer to your question...you shall soon see.

Hey guys! Sorry if the DUN DUN DUN's annoyed you so much, but it was the only way I could seperate the story. Hopefully, I'll get the next chappie up next week.

THANK YOU MY FAITHFUL REVIEWERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU GUYS ROCK!!!!!!!!!! THANKS FOR EVERYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh, yeah. About the serious fanfic that I'm writing. It's called 'What am I doing here?' I hope if you like serious fics that you'll be intriged to read it!

Anyways, will anyone ever save Gaara? Will Naruto be at the ramen bar? What are Sakura, Ino, Tenten, and Hinata up to anyway? What kind of hair style will Orochimaru get? And does anybody know what tomorrow is? Find out soon!

If you would like to review, please NO flames. Constructive criticism will be accepted.