Hey guys! I'm back! Here is the next AKBS chappie! It was a little bit later then I expected. I've been trying to write more of Commercials from Konoha and 'What am I doing here?' Again, sorry for the wait. I hope all of you enjoy this! I'm gonna hafta use the DUN DUN DUNS again. Sorry. I have a question for you guys. Please answer!

Who is the Naruto character known as Mubi? I only know that this person or thing was born on November 15th and I'd like to know who this person or thing is. Thanks!

Well, please don't flame me. Constructive criticism will be accepted.

And thanks to hikariko, she gave me Orochimaru's hair idea.

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto. But, I do own the plot!

Chapter 12: Ultra sexy hair and getting Naruto

"Ack!"

"Does Oro like his hair?"

Orochimaru whipped around to face Anko. "NO I DO NOT LIKE IT!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY SEXY HAIR?????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"I made it pretty!" Anko shrieked as she threw her arms up in the air in happiness. She threw her arms around him and gave him a BIG hug. "Now your hair is ULTRA sexy!"

"IT IS NOT ULTRA SEXY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Orochimaru yelled back. "I'M GONNA KILL YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Anko let go of him and looked down at the man disappointedly. She waved her finger in his face. "Tsk, tsk, tsk. So many death threats are not good for your health!" She stooped down to grab Orochimaru by his tongue and dragged him over to the other 'babies'. She dropped him into the crib. The other ninjas in the crib (and Gai, who is still in his walker) gulped as they saw Orochimaru's hair. Anko smiled and patted each baby's head and skipped off to who knows where.

"Hey, Oro. I never knew your hair'd be so sexy in French braids with little pink ribbons randomly placed in your hair!" Kakashi burst out laughing.

"Shut up!" Orochimaru glared at Kakashi. A glare that could kill. Kakashi looked away.

"I swear if I see Sasuke-kun or any of those little brats working for Anko again, I'm so gonna..." Orochimaru muttered.

"Lee," Gai asked. "Why did you lead me here?"

Lee looked at his sensei in surprise. "I did no such thing, Gai-sensei. I've been in this house since yesterday."

"Then...who?" Gai asked, confused. "I saw you!" He faced Kakashi. "It was he! My arch rival, Hatake Kakashi!" he yelled. He pointed his finger at him.

"IT WASN'T ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Kakashi yelled. He looked down at Orochimaru. "What was that about Sasuke?"

Orochimaru looked hatefully up into Kakashi's face. "HE KIDNAPPED ME AND PUT ME HERE!!!!!!!!! AND SO DID NARUTO-KUN!!!!!!!!!!! AND THREE OTHERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!" he raged.

Kakashi cocked his head. "Three others?"

Orochimaru nodded. "Three little kids. A girl and two boys. They were working with Sasuke and Naruto."

Kakashi broke out into tears(again). "MY OWN STUDENTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THEY BETRAYED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Lee patted Kakashi's back to stop his sniffling. "At least, you weren't tricked like I was by her."

Gaara sat in a corner, very happy that they were on a different subject than on how Gai could make mysterious noises with his nose. Everyone turned to him, waiting to hear how he got to be here. He sighed. "My siblings placed me here."

Kakashi smiled slyly under his mask. "So, in other words, they abandoned you."

"THEY DID NOT ABANDON ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"Uh-huh. So, you're Anko's little boy now?" Orochimaru asked.

"NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THEY LEFT ME HERE CUZ THEY WERE GOING ON VACATION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"Right," Kakashi said with a wink.

Gaara fumed. He was angry enough to release his demon.

DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Naruto! Where's Naruto?!" Sasuke screamed at the manager of the Ichiraku. "Tell me! Quick! I WANT THAT CAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

The manager gave Sasuke a 'you are crazy, leave me alone' look. He pointed to the side of the restaurant. "He's over there."

"Thanks!" he quickly mumbled. He dashed over to the side over the ramen bar, then suddenly, he stopped. A big orange blob was in his way. Apparently, Naruto had a little too much ramen. Sasuke sweat dropped. "Is that you? Naruto?!"

"Hey Sasuke!" Naruto said happily. "Guess what? The Ichiraku had a eating contest today! And I won!" he finished with a burp.

"Do I care?" Sasuke scoffed. "You only won that stupid contest because you were the only one stupid enough to do it! Nothing I expect less of you, dobe."

"DOBE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Naruto yelled, enraged. "THAT'S IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I CHALLENGE YOU TO A RAMEN EATING CONTEST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! RIGHT HERE, RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Sasuke looked around the ramen bar with disgust. "No thanks, I pass." He walked over to Naruto and grabbed one of Naruto's legs. He began to tug on it, causing Naruto to move.

"HEY!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU TAKING ME??????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"To Ino's flower shop. Sakura and Ino are meeting us there."

"Why?"

"Because, they wanted me to bring you and Konohamaru's gang of brats to there to have some cake. And I'm starving, so let's go."

"But-Konohamru isn't here!" Naruto complained. "Neither are Moegi and Udon!"

"Yeah, but that's only because they don't need to find out and we'll have more cake. Get it now?" Sasuke asked as they went out on the streets.

"But, why did you find me?"

"Because I'm still gonna kill you for dressing me up as Lee!" Sasuke yelled.

"ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Naruto cried. He tugged his leg out of Sasuke's grip, and ran to the flower shop on his stubby legs.

"BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Sasuke laughed insanely as he chased after him.

Reviewer Responses:

hikariko: I had to use your idea! I LOVED it! So thanks.

Arigato to all of the other AWESOME people out there who review my story! I've got tons of reviews saying that this story was cute! Thank you guys so much! YOU PEOPLE ROCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ahem, anyway, can any of you figure out what tomorrow is? Or who her next baby is gonna be? Btw, I'm not gonna be done with this fic anytime soon, so I'll see ya later when I post the next chapter!