Hey, guys! Here is chapter 13! I know, it's getting a bit off the subject, but soon it will be put back up on track. Hopefully, next chappie, I will reveal what tomorrow is. So, please be patient! I hope you guys enjoy this! I thought it was about time I updated. If you wanna leave a review, please NO flames. Constructive criticism will be accepted.

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto, but I do own the plot.

Chapter 13: It's a girl's world

"Hey! Neji!" Shino yelled (yes, he has a voice).

Neji whipped around. "What?" he asked bewildered. He had never even heard Shino's voice before.

"I heard you were invited to something of Anko's tomorrow," Shino said as he walked up to Neji.

"And your point?" regaining his calm, cool stature.

"Why wasn't I invited?" Shino whined.

Neji shrugged. "I dunno."

"Well, can I be invited?"

Neji began to turn away. "I..."

Shino dived at Neji's legs. "PLEASE??????????!!!!!!!!!!!! I WANNA COME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Neji kicked him off. "I don't care if you come. Go ahead if you want to."

Shino got up. "YAY!!!! I'M GONNA GO TOMORROW!!!!!!!!!!!!!" he yelled, jumping up and down.

"Do you even know what tomorrow is?" Neji asked as he slowly backed away from Shino.

"Yep!" he cried.

"Yeah, you definitely don't know," Neji said as he walked away.

Shino fell to his knees. "WHY WON'T ANYBODY BELIEVE ME????????!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh look! A cookie!"

DUN DUN DUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"I'm hungry!" Chouji whined. "Where's Ino? She's gonna make us stay over for training!"

Shikamaru was leaning against a tree. "So?"

"That means, I'll hafta wait even longer before I can eat!"

Shikamaru yawned. "Asuma-sensei isn't even here yet. Go get something to eat."

Chouji frowned. "I wonder where Asuma-sensei is?"

DUN DUN DUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"That'd be $12.50, sir," the cashier said in his monotone voice.

"12.50???????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Asuma cried. "That's way too high of a price for a few cigarettes!"

"Next..." the cashier said. He looked at Asuma. "That'd be 12.50, sir."

Asuma flared up. "I'll show you 12.50!!!!!!!!" he yelled as he pounced on the cashier.

"Ow...ouch...stop it...sir..."

DUN DUN DUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Hey, did you guys here about tomorrow?" Shino asked as he came up to Chouji and Shikamaru.

The pair turned around to face Shino. "What's tomorrow?" Shika asked. Chouji licked his lips. He was getting very hungry.

Shino shrugged. "I dunno. Neji told me and I thought I'd tell you and everyone else to come to Anko's house tomorrow."

"Okay. I'll go. There's nothing else to do around here," Shikamaru looked down at Chouji. "Hey, are you going?"

Chouji didn't answer. He was too busy watching Shino. He said something barely audible. Shika's eyes widened. He jumped up and ran to a safe place.

Shino looked at Chouji. "What'd you say?"

Chouji took a step toward Shino. He said something again. And, again, Shino couldn't hear him. "Speak up."

Chouji licked his lips again. "Food."

DUN DUN DUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Come back here!" Sasuke yelled after Naruto.

But, Naruto continued to roll as Sasuke came tumbling after. A few seconds later, they both crashed into a building. Not just any building, it was Ino's flower shop. Sakura, Hinata, Tenten, and Ino were squashed under Naruto.

Ino screeched under Naruto. "ACK!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU WRECKED MY SHOP!!!!!!!!"

"Sorry!" Naruto cried.

Sakura pulled out a needle from her pocket and poked Naruto with it. Naruto deflated until he was normal again. "Owie..." he said, rubbing his rump.

"Cake! Where's MY cake?" Sasuke asked.

The girls got up. Tenten looked at them. "Wait, where's the rest of your team?"

Sasuke scratched the back of his head. "Uh...they couldn't make it. They, uh, died. Yeah! That's it!"

"Hey, that's good enough for me!" Sakura said, clapping her hands together. "That means three less to worry about!"

Hinata looked at Naruto. "This way, N-Naruto-kun. Your cake is over in here."

"AND MINE?????!!!!!!!!!!" Sasuke glared at Ino and Sakura.

"Right this way, Sasuke-kun," they both said.

The girls went through the rubble, as the boys followed. Soon, they came to a part of the store that was not broken.

Naruto looked around. "Hey, I don't see any cake!" he whined.

Ino nodded to the three girls. Sakura pulled out rope, Tenten pulled out a hanky, and Hinata pulled out a sack. They pounced on the boys. When they jumped off, they admired their work. Ino smiled. "Well, girls, this wasn't so hard. We have successfully captured the Konohamaru Busters! Now, off to Anko's!" she struck a pose.

"OKAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" the girls saluted. They all grabbed the sack the boys were in and heaved it out of the store and began to go on their way to Anko's house.

DUN DUN DUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"DING-DONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" said the doorbell.

Gaara perked up. "Who was captured now?"

Nobody answered his question, they were too anxious to find out who was the next victim of Anko's evil plan.

Anko skipped to the door. She opened it to four girls. "There you are! Did you get them?"

Sakura smiled. "We did!"

"YAY!!!!!!!!!!! MORE BABIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" She grabbed the sack from them. Before she shut the door, she said, "You're all invited tomorrow! Spread the word!"

Anko dragged the sack over to the play pen. She opened it and turned it upside down. Sasuke and Naruto (bond in rope, and had a gag around their mouths) plopped out. "Make new friends!" She told the boys.

The victims from before growled at the two newcomers. "GET THEM!!!!!!!!!!!!" Lee cried.

Reviewer Responses:

hikariko: Hey, thanks for the ideas! I'll try to use one later! Thanks for reading!

Silver Sniper: Thanks for answering my question. I've read further into the manga than that, and I can't believe I didn't know that answer. Thanks again!

And to all the other reviewers out there... you guys are so cool! Thank you for all your nice compliments! You guys rock!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Anyways, until the next chappie...see you later!

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