Hey, dudes! I'm back! I hope you guys enjoy this chappie! I had fun writing this! Sorry for the slow update. School, and such. Anyways, next chappie, you will find out what tomorrow is! And, it's gonna be REALLY REALLY long(at least, longer than the usual chappies). Isn't it happy? Neonn, Jossi! Don't tell, k? If you wanna leave a review, NO flames, constructive criticism will be accepted. Happy readings! Enjoy!

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Chapter 14: A LADY AXE KILLER!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Excuse me?" Shino asked as he took a step back.

"FOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Chouji yelled as he launched himself into the air and onto Shino's poor, unprotected head.

"ACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GET IT OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GET IT OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Shino yelled insanely as he ran around in circles, waving his arms in the air.

Chouji's sharp teeth of doom latched onto Shino's head. He began to drool. "Tasty," he sighed dreamily.

DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Uh...hey, guys!" Naruto and Sasuke chuckled nervously.

"GET THEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Orochimaru yelled on the top of his lungs.

Before the 'babies' could launch an attack, Kakashi went in front of his two students. He glared at the babysitting victims in front of him. "What happened to you people? We are ninjas and we need to work together to get out of situations like this. What are you guys thinking? Trying to rip eachother from limb to limb?" Sasuke and Naruto smiled widely at this. Their sensei was defending them!

Kakashi faced Sasuke and Naruto. He grinned evilly. "They're my students. Let me get them first."

Or...maybe not...

(A chibi Anko skips along the screen holding a board. She stops in the middle and holds up the board. It reads CENSORED. She stands there for several minutes, humming happily to the curses and 'owing' in the background. Finally, the sounds stop, and Anko walks away with her board. (A/N:This fic is rated 'G' y'know.))

Naruto and Sasuke were on the ground moaning. "Ugh....." they moaned.

The original babies smiled happily at the two new babies. "Now, what do we do?" Gaara asked.

"I know!" Kakashi yelled happily, jumping up and down. "We should go to sleep to find out what tomorrow is!"

"OKAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" yelled Lee, Gai, and Orochimaru excitedly. They (Lee, Gai, Orochimaru, and Kakashi) stuck their thumbs in their mouths and kelled over, fast asleep.

Gaara looked at Naruto and Sasuke helplessly. "I hate you." Then Gaara fell into his sleep like trance and waited for tomorrow to come.

DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Gai woke up to the beautiful and glorious sun. He rubbed his eyes and sat up. He was horribly bored, and since he didn't want to wake anybody up, he refrained from pushing his nose and honking.

He thought for a moment. What was so special about today again? Then, fear tingled in his eyelashes. Tomorrow. Today was tomorrow! He had to escape! There was something about this place he didn't like! And it all had to do with this 'tomorrow'!

He climbed out of the crib and began to wander around Anko's house. He would have to find her and make her release him!

He stomped around her house. Where could she be? He wondered. He jumped over a box of ramen. He walked down a hall. Maybe she's in one of these rooms! Gai thought, striking one of his 'die-hard' poses. He skipped off until he reached a room of pink fuzziness and fluffiness.

The door was just barely ajar. He peered in. Seeing no one, he went in. This must be her bedroom! He thought, (people, stop having icky thoughts). Chuckling evilly, he took a step forward, then stopped. There was a buzzing. That buzzing that makes your head explode. The ones that you hear at the dentist's office, in between all of the sceams coming from the victims.

Gai gulped. But, he was a proud shinobi! He must continue! For the sake of his students and Konoha!

He didn't see Anko anywhere. He began to explore the room. Of course, there was a bed, a dresser, a mirror, the usual girly girl things. He turned his head and found a door connecting to the bedroom. He took a big breath and walked inside. The buzzing grew louder.

Inside, it was complete darkness. He couldn't see a thing. That's when he heard a little voice giggling evilly. "Yes! You see, my love? You're pretty now! Whoopsie!" Gai heard something light fall onto the floor with a small thud. "Did I cut off your ear? Oh no! Hey, does this hurt?"

Gai couldn't take it anymore. He rushed out of there and slammed the door behind him. He rushed out of the room and to the rest of the 'babies'. "LEE-KUN!!!!!!!! WAKE UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" he yelled. He only meant to wake Lee up, but, everyone woke up.

"What's wrong?" Kakashi asked groggily.

"I KNOW WHAT TOMORROW IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" he cried.

"What is it already?" Orochimaru asked impatiently.

"SHE GONNA KILL US ALL TODAY WITH POINTIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" he cried.

The 'babies' panicked. "SHE WHAT?????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Naruto yelled.

"She's gonna kill us? HIDE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Sasuke yelled. He dived behind Kakashi.

"How could she?" Orochimaru, Kakashi, and Lee said.

"We knew that she was psychotic, but, never as crazy as this," Gaara said relaxing.

"SHE'S GONNA KILL US!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I KNOW SHE IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I FOUND HER CHOPPING OFF A PERSON'S EAR OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SHE'S A LADY AXE KILLER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Gai began to cry. Lee hurried over and began to gently pat his back.

"Who got their ear chopped off? Who's a lady axe killer" a female voice asked cheefully behind him. Everyone turned around, and came face to face with Anko.

Gai fainted.

Reviewer Responses:

OOEY-GOOEY-POOEY!!!: Thanks for the compliments! I hoped you enjoyed this chappie! Happy readings!

Night-Owl123: I'm glad that you like my fic. Thanks for your compliments! I hope you liked this chappie and it wasn't that stupid.

Silver Sniper: Sorry, I can't help it. I gotta make the cool guys turn sugar high on a regular basis. I'm glad you thought the DUN DUN DUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!S are making you anticipate what is to come! Yes, Anko is only getting paid for Gaara. She's just pyscho tho.

X-Mirai-X: Of course! I had to include Gaara in there! Thanks for reading!

hikariko: It's right here (hands hikariko cake) Thanks for reading! I will use that idea too in a few chappies! Thank you!

Neonn: Itachi?! ITACHI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! After all the crap he put Sasuke-kun thru, you expect me to...wait...anything?j/k. I'll try to put him in there, but remember, I'm only on the Gaara vs. Lee fight. But, hey, I'll try to stick him in next chappie. I'm glad you liked it! And about tomorrow...YOU CANNOT SAY ANYTHING, okeydokeyday? I like giving people cliffies! Talk to ya later!

Darkfire22: Glad you liked the DUN DUN DUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!S so much. I'm glad you thought that was an interesting last chappie. I'll try to put in as much as the Naruto cast in as possible. Thanks for reading!

kashisenshey: Thanks for reading! Thank you for your compliments! I hope you like the next chappies to come!

A/N: K, guys. From now on. I'm gonna be thanking ALL my reviewers right here in the story. Wow, I think the reviewer responses are longer than the fic! Wow! Anyways, I hope you guys enjoyed this last chappie! Next one will hopefully be up next week! Be waiting!

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