Whatever happened to Claudia?

Goku and Vegeta decided to stay in space for a while, since Goku really wanted to see some of the universe. They traveled for two years, filling their galactic passports with tons of stamps. They decided to go back to earth, and called Trunks to let him know, so that he could prepare a launch pad.

They landed at the Capsule Corp landing station, and were greeted by their friends and family as they stepped off the ship. After many hello's, hugs and slaps on the back, they all had a massive lunch in the Capsule Corp dining room, and the Saiyans ate to their hearts content, emptying out all the fridge's and pantries. Piccolo was dying of curiosity, and so were the others.

They hadn't heard from Vegeta and Goku in two years. What had happened? Were they friends, or mates? The Namek had to know.

"Well?"

'Well, what?" asked Vegeta innocently, his white-speckled tail picking up his glass of vanilla coke.

Because he spent so much time in his fourth form, his body had picked up some interesting new characteristics, in his usual state. His tail was full of white speckles, and was two metres long. His bangs had grown out permanently, and he was much taller, almost eye level to Goku. Goku still looked the same, since he only mastered the fourth level after a year. His tail had grown back as a result of his transformation.

"Cut the crap! Are you two mated, or what?!" demanded Piccolo.

Goku grinned at Vegeta.

"Should we tell them?"

Vegeta shook his head.

"Nah. Let's show them."

They closed their eyes, intertwined their tails and brought their lips together as they kissed in front of their friends, Vegeta taking Goku's hand in his, his other hand on Goku's neck.

They both smiled into their kiss when they got a huge round of applause from their spectators.

"Well, I guess that answers my question." grinned Piccolo, nudging Gohan.

Later that night, while they were all watching the stars from the Capsule Corp lawn, Gohan took a newspaper clipping out of his pocket.

"Hey, dad, guess what happened to your old flame, about a month after you left."

Vegeta growled, but made no other move. Goku squeezed his hand to calm him, then took the article from gohan. It was long, and very detailed.

Lawyer found murdered

Last week, Miss Claudia Anderson was found murdered in her suburban home, brutally slayed with what appears to be a kitana, as well as a sharp stick, a mallet and a branding iron. Forensic experts say that it will take weeks for them to scrape all of her blood and bits of flesh off the walls, but she was evenuallyidentified by DNA.  Her body was hacked into large chunks, and drenched with hydrochloric acid. The neighbours reported hearing screams, but they ignored the pleading cries for help, since none of them liked the victim. The culprits, however, have been found. They were taken into the courtroom, and were smiling broadly. They did not regret what they had done at all, and the apparent ringleader, Veggie's boo, said

"We're glad we did it, and the bitch must die! All hail Prince Vegeta!"

The other suspects, Purple Moonlight, A Paler Shade of Blue, Ozumas girl, Layann, Clarobell, and Midnight-flame-Princess were cheering happily. Upon presenting their case to the judge, they were pardoned, and given medals for ridding society of the evil one. It is not known whether Miss Claudia has a next of kin, and there is no proof of a spouse.

Her funeral was sparsely attended, and although there wasn't much to bury, she will be missed by her goldfish and dwarf hamster called "Fluffy."

"I'd like to meet those noble people that got rid of her!" said Goten.

"Yeah, serves her right. I wonder how they knew you, dad. They said, "All hail Prince Vegeta." "wondered Trunks.

"Well, my reputation precedes me. They must be Saiyans, or at least loyal fans."

"Still, I can't say that I'm particularly upset." said Goku, playing with Vegeta's tail.

Vegeta leaned against Goku's chest, and purred. Goku kissed the top of his mate's head.

"You're so cute when you do that."

The purring ceased, to be replaced by a growl.

Uh oh…big mistake.

"What did you just call me?" asked Vegeta, his words literally dripping with poison.

"Er, Vegeta, remember what I said about your blood pressure…"

"Screw that! You called me cute!" Vegeta got up and clenched his fists at his side. Goku got up and started running. Vegeta gave him a two second head start, and then started sprinting after him.

"COME BACK HERE, BAKAROT!"

"No way dude! I'm not going to get bitten again!"

The others burst out laughing, as they watched the two Saiyans chase each other all around the lawn, and Goku was laughing his head off.

Gohan nudged Piccolo.

"It's just like that time back at the beach, hey?"

Piccolo grinned.

"Yeah, and I'll bet my turban that Vegeta's going to win again. Just watch."

Sure enough, Piccolo was right. With a roar, Vegeta burst into super saiyan four, launched himself, and knocked Goku down. The taller saiyan gasped, as Vegeta straddled his lower back, digging his knees into Goku's sides.

He grabbed Goku's hair, and pulled his head up, and whispered into his ear.

"Now who's cute, baka?"

Vegeta smirked, then dragged his tongue up Goku's face slowly. Goku just blazed ruby, his tail snaking around Vegeta's waist.  Vegeta nipped him on the ear.

The others all cheered as Vegeta let go of Goku's hair, and helped him to his feet.

"I still think you're cute."

Vegeta just smirked.

"Since when were devils cute, Kakarot?"

"You're no devil, Geta. You're my proud angel in combat armour."

THE END

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