Here is the chapter! Finally, you guys get to learn what this evil tomorrow is! I hope you like it! As I said before, it's a lot longer than the previous chappies. It's like 1400 words long. WOWZEERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I hope you guys enjoy this. And, no, this isn't the last chapter. I am hoping to wrap this up soon.

If you would like to leave a review, please NO flames. Constructive criticism will be accepted. Thank you.

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto, just the plot. Also, I do not own Gandalf from the Lord of the Rings. The girls that you will soon meet haven't given out their names. They are though, Jossi, Jordan, Candice, and Brittney. They belong to themselves.

Chapter 15: This is tomorrow!

The 'babies' began to tremble. Anko, however, bent over Gai. Everyone watched in horror as she jabbed her hand into his stomach. With that not waking him up, she balled up both of her fists and put them together. She pounded on his stomach with her fists. "BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BREATH, MY LOVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Gai woke up, coughing. He took one look at Anko and thought it to be death. He turned to run away, but she grabbed him. "C'mere! You sexy, Konoha Beast, you!" She screeched as she hugged him.

Gai began to cry. Was she gonna kill him too?

After a few seconds Anko let go of him. Gai hid behind Lee. "Guess what?" she asked the boys happily.

"Oi! WOMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GET ME OUT OF HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Naruto yelled.

Anko ignored Naruto. "Well?" she asked happily.

Orochimaru thought for a moment. "Um, you're gonna let us go?"

Anko looked at him as though he was the stupidest nin on the planet. "No." A smile crossed her face as she reached into her pocket and pulled out a 7 foot high ice sculpture (yes, she has pockets of Infinite Holding, just like Neonn's bakapack. You wanna know what that is? Go to Neonn's "Butterfly Effect" it's under her stories authored list.) that was an old man, with a pointy hat and staff, and with a long beard. She held it out in front of the boys. "Isn't he sexy?" she asked happily. She set it down with a 'thud'.

"An ice sculpture?" Kakashi asked with mild intreast.

Sasuke went up and poked it. "Who is it?" he asked.

Anko's smile grew wider. "Gandalf!"

Lee looked at her as if she was crazy. "Gandalf?"

Anko gave them all a flat stare. "Geez, honestly! Haven't you ever seen the Lord of the Rings movies?"

All of them shook their heads. Anko shrugged. "Oh." She looked over at Gai. "What were you saying about chopping people's ears off?"

Gai gulped. "Well, I, um..."

Gaara looked the sculpture over. "Hey, why does your ice sculpture have an ear missing?"

"Well, the chainsaw accidentally slipped from my hands. But, oh well."

Kakashi gave Gai a flat stare. "A lady axe killer, huh?"

Gai was about to say something back, when the doorbell rang.

Anko jumped up, excited. "I'LL GET IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" she screeched. She slammed open the door. "Hello! I'm glad you came!"

Three girls stood in the middle of the doorway. One with long blonde hair, another with short blonde hair, behind her stood a girl with long brown hair, and the last girl had short brown hair. They all looked around the age of sixteen. They smiled at the boys and waved.

Anko gave a slight 'ahem'. The girls stopped and turned to Anko. "I'll get him. Hold on," she said simply.

She picked Gai up, with her arms wrapped around his waist. She handed him over to the four girls. "Now, make sure you bring him back by the appointed time!"

All of the girls saluted. "Aye! Aye! Ma'am!" and they carried a screaming Gai off.

Anko shut the door and began to skip away. However, Kakashi caught hold of her large trench coat. "Wait a minute! Where did you take him?"

Anko poked him on the nose, making Kakashi let go in surprise. "You shall soon see!" She went over to pick up her ice sculpture and put it back into her pocket.

"Hey," Gaara said. "Why did you make that ice sculpture for, anyway?"

Anko put her hands on her hips. "Wasn't it obvious?"

"What is?" he asked.

However, Anko just skipped off, singing. "GAI IS SO SEXY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Sasuke slumped. "But, I'm the one that's sexy..."

0/o

A few hours later...

0/o

Zabuza (YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HE LIVES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)stood in a yard, full of white flowers. Chairs were set in rows with pink ribbons on them. Farther down from the chairs, was a platform. Towards the back, however, was a large ice sculpture of our favorite Grey wizard, Gandalf the sexy.

He sighed he did not want to do this. But he needed the money. He looked at the pink invitations that he was holding. This was so crazy. Especailly him, being an usher to this whole thing too. Anko had hired him to help with this...thing.

He looked behind him to see Haku (AND SO DOES HE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!). "Aren't the guests supposed to come by now?"

Haku was about to answer, but instead a scream came from the distance. A moment later, Shino came running in with Chouji attached to his head. "HELP ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HE'S GONNA EAT MY BRAINS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Zabuza grabbed Chouji by the scarf and chucked him into a chair.

Chouji landed in a chair, no longer attached to Shino. Shino was about to sit down on the other side of the row, but Zabuza stopped him. He held his hand out to Haku. "Duct tape." He said, without taking his eyes off Shino.

Haku smiled happily and pulled out a roll of duct tape. He broke off a piece and handed it to Zabuza. "There you go, Zabuza-san!"

Zabuza nodded. He took one of the pink invitations and stuck it to Shino's head, then he attached the duct tape to it. Shino pointed to the invitation. "What is this?"

Zabuza glared at him. "DO NOT DEFY ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"Wha?" Shino asked, confused.

Haku led Shino away. "It's a long story..." Haku said

"DEMON CATEPILLARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Zabuza yelled after Shino, fist shaking in the air.

"He's crazy," Shino said as he took a seat.

Haku nodded. "Yes, I think we've all figured that out. And about the caterpillar thing, it's nothing against you."

"Um, okay."

"Haku! We need more duct tape!" Zabuza called.

Haku hurried to him and handed him more duct tape. More visitors had come and there was a long line behind them. Zabuza stuck on everyone's head a pink invitation with duct tape. Whenever somebody spoke to him, he yelled demon caterpillars. Haku, however, escorted the guests to their seats, as he excused Zabuza.

An hour later, all the guests had arrived (Asuma, the grocer, Kabuto, Sakura, Kiba, Ino, Hinata, Neji, Santa...when I say everyone I mean it), except for Kakashi, Orochimaru, Lee, Sasuke, Naruto, Gaara, Gai, the four girls, Temari, Kankouru, and Anko.

Zabuza snorted.

Haku looked at him. "What's wrong?"

"Where is she?"

"Who?"

"Anko."

"Oh. Her."

"She better hurry."

Haku smiled. "Oh yeah! That's because this is her-"

Zabuza poked Haku's nose. "Quiet! The readers are watching!"

Haku became worried. "What readers?"

"We're in an obsessed otaku fangirl's fanfic!"

"We are?"

"Ack! You're hopeless!"

"How could you tell? About us being in a 'fanfic'?"

"Never mind about that!"

"But-"

"Shut up, the readers are getting tired of listening to you."

"You know Zabuza-san, there's this place called the mental hospital. Do you know what kind of people live there?"

Zabuza tackled him. "SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

0/o

The door bell rang. Anko hurried to the door, dressed in a white dress. She opened it to reveal the four girls that showed up earlier and Gai. She smiled at Gai. He was dressed in a tuxedo and everything fancy. But, he was in tears. What was happening to him?

Anko grabbed Gai, and pulled him inside the house. She gave the girls four packs of ramen. She shut the door. Squeals of delight could be heard from outside of it.

She dragged Gai out (and the rest of the 'babies') into her garage. She stuffed them all into her shiny station wagon. Naruto was the first to speak (that kid's courageous, that he is!). "Why are you wearing a-"

Anko opened her garage and began to pull out of the driveway. "Now, now, Naruto-kun, be quiet till we get there. Okeydokeyday?"

"Um...ok."

"Where are we going?" Gaara asked.

"That is of no importance now," she said as she rammed into a stop sign. She reversed, then went back on the road.

Everyone was quiet for the rest of the ride. Finally, Anko stopped the car. She pulled Gai out of the car and ran towards this grassy area with tons of white flowers. Chairs were in rows facing a platform.

Naruto got out of the car first. "Hey! Look! There's Sakura-chan!" he cried.

Sasuke needed to sit down, he was feeling carsick from Anko's driving. He went over to the field.

Orochimaru went after Sasuke. Kakashi went after Orochimaru.

With Lee seeing his sensei, he left the car too. Gaara was the only one now in the car. He began to shake. He needed to be around normal people. He jumped out of the car and went to take his seat.

0/o

Anko skipped up to the platform, with Gai in a head lock.

Iruka was on the middle of the platform. Once Anko and Gai reached him, he began to speak. "We are gathered here today-"

"Just cut to the chase!" Anko said happily.

"Um, okay. Let's see...Speak now or forever hold your peace," he told the audience.

"NO WAY IS HE GETTING MARRIED TO HER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Reviewer Responses:

Silver Sniper: I'm happy that I helped you out when you were bored! Yes, Chouji and Shino were really OOC, but the thing with Chouji (trying to eat Shino)is like a tradition to me. I always make him do that in my humor Naruto fics. Except, he usually attacks Neji. This one, however, I couldn't figure out a way to have this happen to Neji. So, I did Shino instead. I hope I didn't offend you with the way I've made Shino act lately. And to your question, Hinata joined up with Sakura, Ino, and Tenten, remember? Kiba, isn't really in here tho...he is at the wedding tho! Anyways, thanks for the compliments.

Night-Owl123: Thanks for the compliments. Hoped you enjoyed this chappie as well.

Rednal29: Yes, poor, poor Ninjas. I hope you enjoyed this chappie. Happy readings!

One Azn Dragon: Hey, that's no problem. No need for sorrys. I can understand with the hurricanes and such. I've heard on the news it's becoming very bad. Sorry about your internet. That must've sucked. About your stories, yes! Let Naruto yell at her! He has every right too! I hope you update on them soon. I'm waiting anxiously. With your other story, I know that I could've stopped after the first paragraph, but, it was just too good! It was very original, yet, it was fanfiction. You don't find those every day.

drunkdragon12888: I'm glad that you thought it was funny! I hope you enjoyed this last chappie! Happy readings!

the Third Rave Master:Zero X: DO NOT BASH MY REVIEWERS WITH SUBMITTING A REVIEW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (yes, I do call that bashing)I do not know if you were just trying to be nice or what not to my story, but do not bash them! Next time, don't do it. At least, not in my stories. That is both disrespectful to the reviewer and the writer.

A/N: Hey guys! Did ya like it? Did ya? Lol! This isn't the end as I said before. Please be patient as I try to get the next chappie up!

If you would like to review, please NO flames, constructive criticism will be accepted.