Hey guys! Oh my gawsh, it's been a while since I've updated, huh? Well, yes, I am alive. I am sorry to keep all of you waiting and such. Man, school is just becoming way too hectic. Okay, I have gone off track with the story a bit. But, it will soon get back onto the story line. So, this is part one. Part two will hopefully come out before next Sunday. Bleh...Ok, I won't keep you waiting. Go ahead and read my fic! If you would like to leave a review, please NO flames. Constructive criticism will be accepted.

Disclaimer: I don't own nada. Only the stupid plot and the name Mr. HoneyBananaBubbles.

Chapter 17: Trick or Sexy? The Halloween special! Part One!

"TRICK OR TREAT! SMELL MY FEET! GIVE ME SOMETHING GOOD TO EAT!"

Zabuza groaned and turned to his side to look at his watch. 10:00 A.M. He let out another groan and tried to desperately fall back to sleep. He was unsuccessful.

"TRICK OR TREAT! SMELL MY FEET! GIVE ME SOMETHING GOOD TO EAT!"

23 hours. 23 hours of sheer torture.

"TRICK OR TREAT! SMELL MY FEET! GIVE ME SOMETHING GOOD TO EAT!"

When would she shut up?! Would she ever shut up?!

"TRICK OR TREAT! SMELL MY FEET! GIVE ME SOMETHING GOOD TO EAT!"

It all started 23 hours ago...

Flashback (Wow! A flashback! DUN DUN DUN!)

Naruto pointed to Anko's calendar. "Look! It's Halloween tomorrow!"

Orochimaru smiled. "Aw, Halloween! How I love thee so!" he said blissfully as he remembered his favorite costume: Mr. Binky, the shiny pink unicorn. He loved it as if it was his own child but, he couldn't understand why all the children that came to his house, ran away screaming something about VCRs ablaze.

Anko hopped in. "Really?"

Naruto fell to his knees, hands clasped out in front of him. "Please? Can we please go trick or treating?"

Anko skipped off, singing, "TRICK OR TREAT! SMELL MY FEET! GIVE ME SOMETHING GOOD TO EAT!"

Back into the torture chamber...I mean, Anko's home...in the present

"TRICK OR TREAT! SMELL MY FEET! GIVE ME SOMETHING GOOD TO EAT!"

"WILL YOU SHUT UP?!" Neji yelled in frustration. He covered his ears with two pillows.

Anko smiled. "Okeydokey then! I shall be off!" she yelled as she skipped out of the house.

Jiraiya groaned. "What is she up to?"

Kakashi shrugged his blankie off him. "Heck if I know."

One-tenth of a nano-second later…

The door opened with such force, it knocked everyone to the ground. Anko held up a huge amount of bulging bags. "MERRY CHRISTMAS!" she yelled happily. She dropped the bags at the boys' feet. The ground shook.

The boys cautiously made their way up to the bags. Who knew what she had placed in them? Lee was about to touch a bag, but Anko smacked his hand away. "Now, now, Lee-kun, be patient. I will give them to you accordingly."

Lee backed away, staring at his hand in disgust. "Cooties…" he muttered.

The boys backed away too, for the feat of them also getting cooties. Anko smiled and reached into one bag. "Naruto-kun! You're first!"

Naruto gulped.

She pulled out something that was made with orange material. Naruto squinted at it. "What is it?"

Anko smiled in reply. "It's your costume, silly! Isn't it kawaii?" she shrieked.

"What kind of costume?" Neji asked curiously.

"A sexy one!" she gave it to Naruto. "Hurry up and change into it!"

With one quick glance, Naruto noticed exactly what it was. He twitched. "I will not!" he yelled.

Anko got large, watery eyes. "But, why Naruto-kun?! It'd look so sexy on you!"

"I SAID NO!" Naruto yelled in her face. "That-thing...is NOT sexy!"

Anko smirked. "Naruto-kun, if you don't wear this, then no more ramen."

"NO RAMEN?!" he gasped.

Anko nodded. "Yep. I can make sure. I dated the Ichiraku's owner's son.," she winked. "I have connections!"

"Ha!" Naruto snorted. "I bet you do! What do you think is gonna stop me from going to the store? I can make my own!"

Anko's smile grew. "Who ever said you would be going?" She glomped him. "You are my baby to babysit! I shall keep you here forever, until your parents show up!"

"I don't have parents, stupid baka lady!" Naruto cried.

Anko held him tighter. "Then I shall keep you forever and ever!"

"FINE! I'LL PUT THAT THING ON!" Anko backed off and went over to glomp Gai. Naruto glared at the other 'babies' behind him. "Not a word..." he growled.

Everyone cringed at Naruto's glare. He quickly snatched the thing that Anko was holding and shoved it over his clothes.

Sasuke gasped. He quickly covered his face as it started to turn green. 'Sasuke is SEXY!' read the shirt that Naruto wore. It had hot pink heats placed randomely on it. In the middle was a HUGE picture of Sasuke without his shirt.

Kakashi suppressed a giggle.

Anko giggled happily. "So sexy!" she exclaimed. She turned to Orochimaru. "Oro! You're up next!" she dug into the bag again. This time, she pulled out a light blue dress, with daises embrodied on it.

Orochimaru glared at it. "What is it?"

"It's your Medusa lady costume! Isn't it sexy?"

"Well-"

"Later today, I'll do your hair, then I can give you a pedicure, then after that, a manicure, won't that be happy?"

Orochimaru glomped her. "I LOVE YOU!"

Kakashi pulled Orochimaru off of her. Orochimaru looked up at him with sad eyes. "What'd you do that for?"

"It was scaring the children," he said, pointing at Neji, Haku, Naruto, and Sasuke. All of them were huddled up in a corner, whimpering.

"Oh."

"Next up is Jiraiya!" Anko said happily.

And so it continued. Anko dressed every single one of the 'babies'. Here is what each and everyone of them wore: Zabuza was a carrot, Haku was a bunny, Kisame was a princess, Itachi was the tooth fairy, Gaara was a panda, Neji was an elf (A/N: Doesn't he look like an elf to all of you?), Kakashi was a pumpkin, Jiraiya was a rooster, Lee was a foot (A/N: Everyone who will get this joke has read Friends of Foot Lee! If you haven't read it, well, now you hafta! It's by Neonn, by the way.), Gai was dressed up as Anko's perfect 'husband', and Sasuke was a squirrel (A/N: watch the Naruto episode, I think it's episode 37, when Team 7 and Kabuto are in the Forest of Death and they are fighting all of the 'lucky' dude's clones. All of a sudden, when Sasuke uses his Sharingan eyes, he twitches. That part he reminds me of a squirrel.).

Anko clapped her hands together. "Aw! So SEXY!"

"THESE COSTUMES ARE NOT SEXY!" Itachi screamed. He had had it. Who was this lady to tell him what to do and wear?

"But- it's SEXY!"

"WILL YOU STOP SAYING SEXY!" Itachi yelled back.

"SEXY!" she cried, glomping him.

"Ugh... Why me?"

Reviewer Responses:

One Azn Dragon:Well, I'm glad you're happy about the longer chappies. This one is so long that I had to divide it up into two. Thanks again for reading that one ficcy of mine! Yayness! Sakura didn't beat up Naruto! Update soon on your fics, pretty please?

drunkdragon12888: Isn't it? Yeah, but, this isn't the first fic where he debuts. It's another fanfic that is over 300 pages long! Man, I better start typing this up...

the third Rave Master: Zero X: Oh, it does? I am very sorry to hear that. I LOVE it!

hikariko: Um...strawberry? That's what I'm in the mood for right now.

Night-Owl123: Thanks! Hope you enjoyed this chappie!

Darkfire22: So, you want me to torture them? Don't worry, that's my plan!

kie-san: Thanks! Hope you enjoyed this chappie!

nautical nate: Well, she just has the brain of an obsessed fangirl, but she doesn't drool all over the guys like most do. You can aquire it by becoming a fangirl! Or, if you're a boy, concerning nate in your penname, just become a fanboy!

Guess what? DNAngel (anime) is coming out in the U.S. on November 9th! I SO wanna get it! I can't wait! Okay, so I suppose you guys wanna see what happens next, ne? Well, I'll HOPEFULLY get it up by Halloween. Which is gonna be a miracle if I do.

If you would like to leave a review, please NO flames. Constructive criticism will be accepted.

Tootles!