Poor Iruka, I didn't give him a costume, but, now he has one! Yay! Iruka is a dolphin! LOL! Can anybody name the song that Kisame sings? C'mon! Somebody's got to know it!

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Chapter 18: A Little Game! The Halloween special! Part Two!

"Can we leave now? Can we leave now?" Naruto begged. "I NEED sugar!"

Anko patted Naruto's head. "Listen up!" Everyone stared at her. "You guys will be going trick or treating! But, you have to do one thing first!"

Everyone groaned but Gai. He jumped up. "But, remember, my fellow comrades! To endure to the end, we MUST have our sugar! And to do that, there isn't anything too hard that we must do!"

Gaara the Panda threw a pumpkin at his head. "Shut up."

Lee glared at Gaara. "That was Gai-sensei! How could you-"

Gaara stood up, leering over Lee. "DO I LOOK LIKE THAT I CARE?! FIRST, MY SIBLINGS DROP ME OFF HERE SO THAT THEY COULD GO WHERE?! THE CARIBBEAN! THAT'S WHERE! THEN I'VE BEEN BABYSAT BY HER FOR WHAT SEEMS LIKE FOREVER! AND NOW, LOOK WHAT SHE'S DRESSED ME UP AS! A PANDA! A FRIGGEN PANDA!"

"But, a kawaii panda," Kakashi snickered.

Gaara gave him the look of death. "Don't make me kill you."

Anko cleared her throat to get everyone's attention back on her. "You all have to first play the part of your costumes!"

"What do you mean?" Neji asked.

Anko smiled. "Oh trust me. You'll find out soon enough." She grabbed all of them in one swift hug (don't ask me how, this lady is like 'whoosh'!) and heaved them out of the door. "Okay, I placed a chip that's a camera on your neck that will show me everything that goes on. If I like what I see, then you will be able to get all the candy you want, got it?"

Everyone's eyes widened as they felt around their necks. What had she done to them?! But, heck. Nobody cared when they found out they'd just have to act stupid for a little while to get a whole thingymajiggy full of candy.

"And don't even think about running away. If you go past a certain distance, you'll be shocked by that little chip. Now, HAPPY HALLOWEEN!" she screeched in their faces. All of them split up and ran as fast as their legs could carry them.

DUN DUN DUN!

"Okay, well, I'm a tooth fairy and you're a princess. Now what?" Itachi asked.

Kisame scratched the back of his head with his magical star of happiness that will defeat all evil wand. "Well, I guess you can sneak into little children's houses trying to steal their teeth from them."

Itachi nodded. "Anything that will get me out of this outfit." He ran to a random house.

Kisame followed his companion. "But, what will I do?"

Itachi shrugged. "Sing!" he went inside a house, though, it was a bit hard to do, considering the monstrous wings on his back.

Kisame twiddled his thumbs, until a song came into his mind. His face lit up happily as he began to sing it in a high, squeaky, irritating voice:

"Ikutsu namida o nagashitara,

every heart,

sunao ni nareru darou,

Dare ni omoi tsutaetara,

every heart,

kokoro mita sareru no DAROUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"Oi! SHUT UP!" a random person yelled out of their window. They threw a boot at Kisame's poor tiaray head, knocking Kisame unconscious.

"I win!" Kisame said happily, in a dazed voice, just before knocking out.

DUN DUN DUN!

Itachi hopped into the house with extra care. He looked around at his surroundings, it seemed that he was in a little girl's bedroom. In fact, there was a little girl inside the bed.

Now, all I gotta do is play the part, so pretend that there is a tooth under that kid's pillow, and then, I'm free! Itachi thought.

He tiptoed towards the girl's bed. He lifted up the pillow gently, and found nothing. Heaving a happy sigh he put the pillow back down. He turned to leave out the window. Everything was going perfectly until Itachi stepped on the loose floor board, which made a BIG squeak.

The little girl jolted upward. Itachi covered the girl's mouth, praying that she wouldn't scream. When she didn't struggle, he let go of her. He was taken aback when the girl began to squeal in delight. "BARBIE!"

"What was that?"

"BARBIE!" the girl cried. She latched herself onto Itachi's leg.

All of a sudden, Itachi heard footsteps coming to the door. The door burst open and there stood an angry Mom and Dad.

Mom rushed over to Itachi and began to hit him on the head with a frying pan.

Poor, poor Itachi.

Itachi leaped out of the window, not attached to the girl anymore and ran as fast as he could in the other direction.

DUN DUN DUN!

Jiraiya the chicken leered at the house that he was currently hiding behind. He noticed a group of six ninja children ringing the doorbell.

"TRICK OR TREAT!" they screamed.

A lady opened the door and began to hand out a small package to each of them. The kid's noses went up in disgust. "EW!" they all said as one.

One kid tossed his in the air, that was when Jiraiya spotted something golden. Gold! Yes, that was it! The lady must be giving out gold! That's the only possible explanation, since the kids dislike it! Kids like candy! Not money (A/N: Actually, kids do like money but Jiraiya is just trying to act spiffy...) I hafta give it to them!

Jiraiya ran as fast as he could to the dropped package. He finally caught up to it, and stopped. He began to chuckle happily. He was gonna be rich! He bent down to get it, but then he was blown over by an unidentified flying object.

"SAVE THE TURKEYS! SAVE ALL THE TURKEYS!" yelled Tsnade, out of nowhere. She glomped him and carried him far, far away...

DUN DUN DUN!

Naruto ran into a dark alley. He smiled to himself. If Anko couldn't see him, then maybe, he was off the hook. But, first things first. He had to get that HORRIBLE shirt off of him. In one swift movement, he pulled it off of him and he was free. What Naruto didn't know was that a pair of white eyes was staring at him.

A girl stepped out of the shadows, with a gleam in her eye. "N-Naruto-kun?"

Naruto turned around to face Hinata. He blushed as he realized his shirt wasn't on. He should put on his shirt, but- (A/N: I think we all know the reason why...). "Hinata! What are you doing here? Shouldn't you be out trick or treating?"

Hinata smiled a smile. But, not just any smile, but the smile of a fangirl. Her eyes first grew into big hearts the size of watermelons. Then, she yelled a word, a word that surprised Naruto greatly. "SEXY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"Eh?"

"GLOMP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" she cried as she glomped him.

DUN DUN DUN!

Kakashi ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, until he ran out of the Naruto story line and into another comic.

Kakashi collapsed onto the ground, in a pumpkin patch? He got himself up and surveyed the area. Nope, this wasn't Naruto land.

"Look, Snoopy! It's the Great Pumpkin! I told you he was real!"

Kakashi turned around to see a little boy carring a blanket and a black and white dog following him. Kakashi paled. Oh no! It was them! The evil pink blood sucking Orochimaru monkeys had come back from the dead!

Kakashi ran as fast as he could back to Naruto land.

DUN DUN DUN!

Zabuza and Haku walked down the street, very bored. Haku was very hungry. He hadn't had anything to eat in a while. He leered at Zabuza. "Zabuza-san?"

"What?" he asked plainly.

"I'm hungry."

"That's nice."

"May I eat you?"

"Huh?"

"I mean, look. You're a carrot, I'm a bunny. It would all make sense. If we did this, then Anko will allow us to have candy. So, may I eat you, Zabuza-san?"

"Um..."

"Yay!" Haku launched his 'bunny' jaws on the 'carrot's' leg.

Poor, poor, Zabuza.

DUN DUN DUN!

Rock Lee was having a very hard time moving in his 'foot' suit. And it didn't help that the four girls that had taken Gai away from before were chasing after him yelling, "FOOT LEE IS OUR SEXY SENSEI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Yes, poor Lee...

DUN DUN DUN!

Medusa-lady Orochimaru was walking down the streets with pride. His hair was sexy, his fingers were sexy, heck, even his toes were sexy. So, all he had to do was to make sure that random people knew he was sexy.

At the first bunch of people he saw, he jumped in front of them yelling, "I IS A SEXY BEAST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

And, of course, this landed him in a police car, heading to a mental hospital.

DUN DUN DUN!

"Yes, Sasuke is sexy. That he is! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!" Sasuke chuckled to himself evilly. He stood upon the telephone happily.

Iruka, dressed in a dolphin suit, paced around the pole, frantic. "Sasuke! NO!!!!!!!!!!!"

Sasuke stared Iruka down. "MY NAME IS NOT SASUKE! IT'S SASUKE THE SEXY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" he roared.

Iruka paled. This kid was crazy! He was gonna jump!

Sasuke the squirrel stretched out his arms. He closed his eyes, took a deep breath, and flew...wait, Sasuke couldn't fly...only the flying nun could (A/N: has anyone ever seen that show?). So, instead of flying, Sasuke fell on a panda. Gaara the kawaii panda to be exact!

DUN DUN DUN!

He had to run. Where? Anywhere. That's where. Why? Why did Anko have to put him in an elf costume? And why, why did he have to look so sexy?

"LEGOLAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" yelled the bajillion fangirls chasing after him.

Why was he cursed with looking like the sexiest elf in the world?

DUN DUN DUN!

Gai stayed at Anko's house, being the perfect husband. And Anko's definition for a perfect husbands was staying home and giving his wife foot massages.

Poor Gai.

DUN DUN DUN!

Finally, everyone was done. They dragged themselves back to Anko's house. Anko surveyed each and everyone of them happily. "Well, guys, I have good news: you are all able to trick or treat!"

Cheers erupted from the tiny crowd.

"But, there's also some bad news that I must report."

Silence.

"It's 1:34 in the morning. Way past curfew. That means, no trick or treating!"

Moans came to Anko's ears.

"But, alas! Do not worry, my precious babies! I shall give you all a lifetime of sunflower seeds!"

Even more moans came to Anko's ears.

"Until next year!" Anko said cheerfully. "HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Reviewer Responses:

kie-san:Yep! That he does! I don't think Neji's short tho...hmmm...but, yeah, thanks for the happy compliments!

Night-Owl123: As always!

Maruku-Kenshin: That I will!

One Azn Dragon: LOL! Glad you liked my choices of costumes! Can't wait to see your next fanfic! Update soon!

Rednal29: Arigatou!

sunotenshi: You better believe it!

Great Marta: Thanks for the happy compliments! So, what do you have to celebrate if you don't celebrate Halloween?

Neonn: Nope, not all, my friend, not all. You know how much I despise yaoi too. Thanks for the happy compliments!

Shinchiro: I'll keep that in mind!

sand-nin-girl: Oh! Well, the time that I wrote that, I was only half way through the manga. But, now I'm all caught up! Narutochuushin rules! But, thanks for telling me anyways! LOL! Thanks for reading!

Darkfire22: Thanks for the happy compliments!

Yes! Finally! I have completed this chapter! Man, it's long...took me forever to write! LOL! So I hope all of you enjoyed it!

I gots a question! What's a canon? Does anyone know? Everyone on fanfiction keeps talking about them and I have no idea who or what they are! Please help me!

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