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::Amanda is tied to a chair:
Chri- Let's test your restraint Amanda.
Aqua- This should be fun to watch. :
:Yami and Yugi walk in: Amanda- Okay, we have fun-sized boy and the Egyptian sex god. Whacha gonna do?
Chri- Yami, Yugi. ::
Yami and Yugi begin making-out:
Amanda- ::shifts in chair:: ummm. ::Yami moans in his deep sexy voice:
Amanda- oh god.
Dani- Her head's gonna pop.
Amanda- CHRI IF YOU DON'T LET ME OUT OF THIS CHAIR!!!
Chri- what'll you do?
Amanda- I will castrate Kouga, put em in a pickle jar and sell em for scientific research.
Chri- ::pales:
Dani- well, her self-restraint is as good as it's gonna get ::
Chri unties Amanda, who precedes to grab Yami and make-out with him:
Luna- I knew it!
Chri- we need to get her fixed. Lord knows she's gonna run around humping like a bunny anyways. :
:from behind closed door:
Amanda- OH YES, YAMI!!! YES, YES, YES! everyone else- O.O
Dani- Uh yeah.
::Eddie Izzard appears:
Luna- Oh my God, everyone!!! IT'S EDDIE IZZARD!
Eddie: I've come to introduce the next chapter.
Chri- Please do so Mr. Izzard
Eddie- Allright chaps!! read this or I'll put you in high-heels and leather pants.
Chapter 3
Luna put on the spiky bracelet she'd just bought. "Wow, who'd think you could buy something so cool in Claires?"
"I just wanna go find my cat," said Aqua. "She'll be prowling around outside and I don't want her to get lost in a strange town."
"I thought you said she'd find us when she was ready," said Luna teasingly.
"Well, she will but…"Aqua spotted Lance watching them from behind a pillar and grinned. "Hey, I think you might've made an impression on that Brotherhood guy after all!"
"What? Where is he?" Luna tried to look around without looking like she was looking around, which is next to impossible to do.
"Cut it out! You look like you're having a seizure." Aqua had another sneaky glance at the boy. "His friends are there too, except the guy I dumped water on.""Like that ever stopped me." Luna marched straight over to where Lance was loitering, Aqua trailing after her. "Hi there. You're Lance, right?"
"Uh, yeah." Lance looked embarrassed to be caught, while the rest of the Brotherhood sniggered at his discomfort.
"You wanna go grab a drink?""Well, yeah sure!"
Lance followed Luna as she went toward the food court and Aqua knew better than to follow her. Instead, she was left facing the rest of the Brotherhood.
"Sooooo" she said, not knowing how to approach conversation with them. "You're a mutant." Wanda was blunt. "I guess I am." Aqua didn't take too well to Wanda's attitude. "What do you care?"To her surprise, Wanda laughed. "Anyone who does that to my brother is OK by me!"
"Your brother?" Aqua thought about the guy with the white hair briefly.
He's such an egomaniac! Thinks I'll be into him no matter what. Well, he's not even a blip on my radar screen!
So why can't you stop thinking about him?
Oh shit!
"You living with the X-geeks?" asked Toad.
"Todd Tolanski. That's Fred, and I guess you already know Lance and Pietro." Toad sniggered. "And this is my crimson cutie!" He put an arm around Wanda and gave her what he hoped was an endearing look. The girl looked disgusted with the contact and shoved him away.
"My name's Wanda.""I'm Aqua, and the other girl is Luna, short for Luna-tic."
"Why did you come to Bayville?" Wanda's tone was pleasant enough, but she was obviously fishing for facts.
"Got outed as mutants at our last school," replied Aqua matter-of-factly. "We don't have any family to worry about us, so we decided to come to Bayville. We've seen it on the news, it was supposed to be some kind of haven for mutants. But then we got distracted by shopping before we could find any.""You found us."
"Guess we did."
Lance and Luna returned, hurrying slightly and looking over their shoulders. "Uh, this might be a good time for us to leave," said Luna. "SOME ONE set off an earthquake in the food court."
"That Russian X-geek looked at me funny," said Lance sulkily.
"And now he's coming this way," said Luna. "Let's go!"
The group looked over to see an irate Piotr Rasputin heading toward them. They began making their way to the exit, but the X-Man kept following them, looking mad.
"If he catches up, Lance'll fight him and we'll be screwed," said Wanda irritably. "We'll never be allowed to come back here again!"
"Leave it to me." Luna concentrated and a black mist rose from nowhere and engulfed the Brotherhood. The boys looked around in confusion, but the girls took advantage of the cover and left the mall, dragging the boys behind them.
Once outside, the mist dissipated as suddenly as it had appeared. Lance glanced slyly at Luna, who looked a bit embarrassed. "I knew you were a mutant too!""Well, yeah," admitted Luna. "I can generate mist. Comes in useful for making quick getaways, like that one."
"I'll bet." Lance frowned for a moment. "You two wanna come back to our place for a while, hang out for a while?"
"Sure!" Luna grinned happily. "Up for it Aqua?"
"I dunno," said Aqua. "Your friend won't like it."
"Pietro?" Wanda laughed. "Forget about him. He'll either pout or he'll try to charm you. Don't fall for it though!"
And what a cute pout it'd be... RADAMN I CAN'T GET A BREAK!! It's always the assholes – wait, keep your cool, Aqua…
"I'm not likely to," replied Aqua with a smile. She rather liked Wanda. "OK, I'm up for it. Just let me find my cat." As if on cue, the cat emerged from behind a bin and rubbed itself against her legs. Smiling, Aqua picked it up and the cat took its usual place on her shoulder. "I'm ready. Let's go!"{And I'll need something to eat and maybe some milk}
"And my cat will need something to eat and maybe some milk." Aqua frowned slightly. Where did that thought come from? "My jeep's in the parking lot," said Lance. "Let's go!"A/N (Amanda)- Okay, the text problems are starting to get to me.... MAC SUCKS!!!! I swear to god I'm getting an IBM by September 13 or the world will end. ummmm....yeah. I supose you were wondering why Aqua said "Radamn" instead of "Goddamn." It's because, being the little holy one she is, she's trying to cut down on saying "Goddamn." And seeing as Ra is the main Egyptian god, she chose him as a replacement. That and she's been reading too many yu-gi-oh fics (or me, not sure which.) pfffttt Duel Masters is on so I'll just leave you, or not. maybe I'll be evil and just keep talking until I remember what I was gonna tell you... ahhh screw it! later!