(Freya walks into canteen and sees Zell chomping down on Hotdogs.)
Freya: Are you Zell?
Zell: Omph! (Mouth full)
Freya: I see… how nice of you to wait for me.
Zell: *swallows* no, no… Sorry bout this! It's just I was hungry… and if I don't eat the hotdogs they make here quick enough, they sell them! TO OTHER PEOPLE!!!!!! Can you believe that?! But don't worry, I can eat all evening.
Freya: Alright then. I'm Freya, nice to meet you.
Zell: Hey. Uh… nice tail.
Freya: You knew, I assume, that I am not of your species?
Zell: Well yes, but you still look really cute, you know?
Freya: Oh, well thank you. I like your tattoo.
Zell: (Starts eating another hotdog. With a mouthful) So Freya, tell me about yourself.
Freya: I diligently serve my king, and this is the first date I've had for years, since my previous boyfriend left me, and got amnesia.
Zell: Wow… that's gotta suck.
Freya: Yes. Yes it does.
(Awkward silence.)
Zell: So…
Freya: Yes?
Zell: that's all I've got.
Freya: Well… what do you like to do?
Zell: Eat. And watch the Simpsons… they're so goofy, with their hilarious misadventures and yellowness!
Freya: I know not what you're saying. But I'll smile and nod anyway. Interesting trousers. Did you rip them?
Zell: These are the height of fashion, dude!
Freya: What is this Dude of which you speak?
Zell: Your lingo is so wack, homey!!
Freya: I beg your pardon?
Zell: Whassup!
Freya: I must object to this peculiar behaviour!
(Library girl runs in, looking angry.)
LG: ZELL DINCHT!
Zell: Uh oh…
Freya: Who is this maiden?
LG: Did you send me this pornographic letter?
Freya: Dear god!
Zell: well…
LG: You pervert! I'm having you bumped back to 50 feet!
Zell: Aw man!
Freya: I must leave. You are too strange for my shattered nerves.
(She walks out, as Library Girl calls the police.)
Zell: Best relationship I've ever had… longest too… (Eats more hotdogs.)
Selphie and Amarant – Treno
(Selphie is sitting outside the card house in Treno.)
Selphie: La la la, I hope my date is here soon. I can't wait to see the hunk I got paired up with!
Amarant: (Approaches, stops and stares) That can' be my date…
Selphie: Hi! Are you Amarant? Wow, you're really tall! Not that that's a bad thing…It's just that I'm kind of short, and it's kinda hard for me to see you without breaking my back, but that'll be ok!
Amarant: You're Selphie?
Selphie: Yup! Isn't this great? I just entered the agency for fun, I didn't expect to meet anyone particularly cool but you look cool and I like you're hair and it makes it kinda hard to see your face and all…
Amarant: Let's just go in.
(Attendant appears)
Attendant: Welcome to Treno! Are you here to play cards, or for a meal? We now offer both options.
Selphie: Well actually we're here for a meal. You see we're on a date and it's our first one.
Attendant: Ah, you're the couple from the agency? We have a meal prepared for you.
Selphie: Oh wow! Isn't that great, Amarant? I'm starving and this is so exciting! Aren't you excited?
Amarant: …Ecstatic…
Selphie: Me too! Isn't that fantastic we have so much in common already!
(They sit down. There's a bouquet of red flowers on the table)
Selphie: Wow, isn't it great in here? It's so pretty! I just love it here don't you? I don't really play cards much but I might be tempted to here because it's so nice and professional and just great! Aren't these flowers great? They look just like your hair!
Amarant: (disbelievingly) Did you really just say that…?
Selphie: (not listening) Everyone's so intelligent here! Not like Garden. Everyone there is so immature, not like me, they just never stop talking y'know?
Amarant: I know…
Selphie: And they're always eating the hotdogs and not leaving any for me, isn't that rude? (salivates) My precious hotdogs…
Amarant: (leaves with his plate)
Selphie: (Talking to the bouquet) Did you know if you use conditioner your hair would get a lot more bounce in it…and you must use some great shampoo coz your hair smells really sweet!
Attendant: Uh, miss? You're date has-
Selphie: Hey! We're in the middle of a conversation here! Ugh, how rude! Anyway where was I? Everyone asks how I get my hair to stay like this, and it's really simple. The secret is to stick your finger into an electrical socket once a day and it gives your hair that healthy bounce! I bet you were just about to ask me that! Do they have hotdogs here? Well that's rude! Hotdogs should be everywhere! They never leave any for me at Garden, did I mention how nice your hair smells?