One hot summer, Ren Tao was sitting down on a chair, bored and drinking milk. Just at that very moment, he heard a doorbell and got up. As he was walking up to the door when the door was knocked off of its hinges.
HoroHoro: dude, I need some milk. I just got this cat right and I don't know what to feed it. All I know is that cats like milk.
Ren: Look, I can't spare any of my milk for some stupid cat.
HoroHoro: Look, I know your seeing my sister so if you don't give milk, I don't need you to see her anymore.
Ren: I don't need her; all I love is my milk.
HoroHoro: Okay, I'll post this picture Yoh made on the Internet on Manta's computer.
Ren: You can take my dignity but you can never take my milk. And if you post that on the Internet I'll do something unbelievable to your sister.
HoroHoro: Come on, I need milk; I've been walking all the way to your apartment from my village. Every time I passed out, Kororo was dancing on my head. Please.
Ren: No. I told you that I wouldn't spare milk. I don't want brittle bones.
HoroHoro: Fine: kiss my sister, just give me milk.
Ren: go to Yoh's house, he has milk.
HoroHoro: But that's a two-month walk, Pirika will kill me.
Ren: If you leave me alone, I'll let you use my plane.
HoroHoro: Thank you, thank you.
Ren: Stop groveling at my feet, and stop eating my food.
HoroHoro: Thank you.
(So the two flew to the Asakura manor)
Anna: Yoh, get me my beads and a shirt.
Yoh: Okay Anna.
Anna: And Yoh, put some pants on.
Yoh: Okay.
Ren: Do you have milk; this guy needs milk for his cat.
Yoh: Sorry, I ate cereal and finished off the milk.
Anna: And the next delivery is two days later. So if you want to get milk, go to the market and Yoh, I need some more tampons.
Yoh: More, I don't want to, the store thinks I'm a lunatic.
Anna: Do it.
Yoh: Okay.
Ren: If you're done talking with your fiancé, I need to get milk for this guy.
(So the three were walking to the market to buy milk and tampons.)
HoroHoro: Hey Yoh, guess what I learned? This guy is dating my sister.
Yoh: How about that.
Ren: I already told you.
HoroHoro: you never told me, she was coming home dazed and breath-taken.
Ren: Oh, that was probably after I kissed her.
HoroHoro: You bastard, I'll kill you.
Yoh: Look, the market.
HoroHoro: That guy kissed my sister.
Ren: You said if I got you milk, I could kiss her all I want.
HoroHoro: I told you a long time after you kissed her.
Yoh: lets go in.
Ren: look, my sweet precious milk.
HoroHoro: Hey, you said that you'd buy me milk.
Ren: No, I said I'd take you to Yoh's house to get milk, now buy your own milk.
HoroHoro: But I don't have any money.
Yoh: Well, I have some money but it's for buying tampons for Anna.
HoroHoro: Ren, if you give me money, I'll let you marry my sister for all I care.
Ren: There is a small error in that; I only have Chinese money, not yen.
Yoh: Well, it's either you steal the milk or I pay.
HoroHoro: I'll have you pay.
Yoh: but then Anna will kill me.
HoroHoro: but I need money now.
Tamao: hello. (In a very soft voice.)
HoroHoro: do you have money?
Tamao: yes, but I need to get home quickly.
Yoh: Are you still living with my grandpa?
Tamao: yes, but I was thinking of asking Anna if I can stay with her and you.
Yoh: Really?
HoroHoro: So could I borrow money?
Tamao: Here, it's not much but that's all I have after I buy this.
Ren: I heard from his sister that you like.................