And now it's time for silly songs with Amanda, the part of the show where Amanda comes out and sings a silly song. So without further ado, silly songs with Amanda.
Amanda: The Reviewer Song. ahem THAAAAAANNNNKKKK YYYYOOOOUUUU FOR THE REVIEWS!!!
Chri- ::is covering her ears:: please make her stop!!!
Dani- ::is laughing too hard to do anything::
muses- ::are staring at Amanda with little hearts in their eyes::
muse-pietro- isn't she wonderful?
inuyasha muses- ::sigh::yu-gi-oh muses- ::clapping::
Chri- oh god, she has a bishi fan club...
Amanda- and for my next song I'll be singing 'Darling Nikki' by the Foo Fighters
Chri- ::knocks Amanda out with a water bottle. can you say 'irony'?:: Just read.
"WHOO! PARTY!" Luna was dancing around the room in her favourite outfit, a short black dress and knee-length boots.
"Luna. There's gonna be 7 people there." Aqua had attempted to be down-to-earth with her jeans. However, she had put on a short vest and boots with heels. "Who cares what we look like?"
"You obviously do." Luna eyes up Aqua's outfit, remembering how the girl had always claimed that she would never lower herself to be another sexy lady in a parade.
"What? I wear this all the time!"
"Sure ya do."
Whatever."
Luna leant against the wall. "You've obviously got a thing for Pietro."
"WHAT!?"
"You know you like him. I mean, what's not to like? Fine body, good lookin' …"
"I SO do not like him."
"Sure you don't."
A knock on the door interrupted them. "Only me." Wanda sounded more happy than usual. "Let's go downstairs."
When they got into the living room, there was a speaker system hooked up to the TV. Lance caught their confusion and grinned. "For karaoke."
Luna was stunned. "You do karaoke."
"Not personally." Lance glared at the girls, who seemed to be deciding what song to sing. "I have a life."
"He says that now," said Pietro, walking into the room and throwing himself into a chair. "But wait 'til he gets a few beers in him. Last time, his 3am rendition of 'We Will Rock You' made the neighbours call the police. Didn't help that he shed most of his clothes before he went outside."
"That was great," said Wanda with a grin.
Lance glowered. "I was drunk off my ass!"
"He can't take his beer," said Pietro.
"Bullshit!" shouted Lance. "It's you who can't take a drink. Remember when you tried to run to the shop and missed the door? Or when you thought the police woman was a stripper?"
"She was way too hot to be a cop!"
Aqua smiled slyly. "Why don't you decide this with a little friendly competition? First one unconscious loses."
"You're on!" Pietro looked determined. "I can drink his ass under the table any day!"
Fred looked worried. "We don't have a table in here."
"It's a figure of speech, Blob." Lance grabbed a beer and pulled the tab, chugging down half the can. Pietro followed suit and the two glared at each other.
"Great Aqua," growled Wanda. "Now they'll get stinking drunk and puke on the floor again!"
"But they'll give us a few laughs acting like idiots," said Luna.
"They act like that anyway." Wanda grabbed herself a beer and sat in a corner. Todd immediately sat next to her and Wanda turned and glared at him, making him shuffle away a little.
"You know what we ought to do?" Luna grabbed a bottle of tequila and waved it at them. "Drinking games!"
"No way." Wanda had obviously seen the same scenario end badly before, but the rest of the Brotherhood looked interested.
"Ooh! Truth or dare!" Toad leapt off the couch in excitement.
"Oh no. I'm not getting that wasted again so get the idea out of your mind!" Wanda crossed her arms and shook her head.
Luna smirked. "You removed clothes for a dare didn't you?"
"I still have the pictures," said Todd happily.
"And if I ever find where you're hiding them…" Wanda glared at the rest of the Brotherhood, who were sniggering.
"What's wrong Wanda?" asked Luna. "Afraid of Todd getting your clothes off again? Because we can make a rule that he's not allowed to dare you anything."
"You're on!"
The group sat in a circle on the floor, Luna pouring each of them a shot of tequila. "Rules are, last one to finish their drinks gets to do the first dare."
"Why the last one?" asked Pietro suspiciously.
"We're too sober to think of anything good right now," said Luna, rolling her eyes. "First dares always suck. OK, three, two, one – GO!"
They all drank, Toad banging his glass down a fraction of a second behind the others. "Oh shit. OK, uh, truth."
Aqua grinned. "I heard all about how you 'borrowed' Pietro's uniform that time. Did you wash it before he got it back?"
"Uh, no…"
Pietro had just taken a mouthful of beer, which he promptly sprayed across the carpet. "You WORE my uniform and didn't wash it? GROSS!"
"I was gonna!"
"Toads turn!" sang Luna happily. "Who you choosing? Not Wanda remember."
"OK," said Todd with an evil smirk. "I pick you. Truth or dare?"
"Dare."
"Go to the neighbours house, knock on the door and when they answer, tell them that Todd Tolansky is the greatest lover alive."
That wiped the smile off Luna's face. "You're serious?"
"Oh yeah."
"You're playing with the Brotherhood now," said Pietro. "We don't go for all the half-assed stuff you and your little friend did on your slumber parties."
"Fine then," snapped Luna, storming out of the house. The rest of the Brotherhood followed at a safe distance until they found a hedge to duck behind, watching as she rang the doorbell at the neighbour's house.
The man who answered the door seemed to have been disturbed in the middle of his exercises and was wearing Lycra shorts and sweat. They stifled giggles as they heard Luna telling the man about Toads sexual prowess. She exchanged a few more words with the man before walking away and going back to the Brotherhood house.
"So, what did he have to say?" asked Wanda as the others piled into the house behind her.
Luna seemed unusually happy for some one who'd just been embarrassed in front of a stranger. "He asked if Toad swung both ways, so I gave him the phone number."
Toad went white and the others laughed.
"My turn!" Luna went back over to her drink and picked it up. "Pietro, truth or dare?"
"Truth."
"Who in this room would you kiss if you had to?"
"Me, obviously!"
"Not including yourself, you asshole!"
"Uh, the mirror?"
"Person, I said."
Pietro though about it for a moment. "Aqua!"
Aqua swallowed her beer the wrong way and started choking. Luna raised an eyebrow. "Interesting. Why?"
"Well, if my looks alone aren't enough to make a girl fall to the ground and worship me, then I guess it needs more persuasion."
"In your dreams," said Aqua.
"I've got much better material for those. I choose Lance for the next one! Truth or dare?"
"Uh, dare?" Lance looked uncertain.
"I dare you to get on the karaoke machine and sing!"
"I'm way too sober!"
"Dare's a dare."
With a sigh, Lance grabbed the microphone and flipped through the tracks until he found something suitable.
"This is gonna be funny," mused Pietro.
"Yeah, fuck you too."
Lance: It's early morning
The sun comes out
Last night was shaking
And pretty loud
My cat is purring
And scratches my skin
So what is wrong
With another sin
The bitch is hungry
She needs to tell
So give her inches
And feed her well
More days to come
New places to go
I've got to leave
It's time for a show
Here I am
Rock you like a hurricane
Here I am
Rock you like a hurricane…Pietro groaned. "Not again. He's always like this. Every song has to have the 'rock' pun!"
"I think he's good," said Luna defensively.
Lance: My body is burning
It starts to shout
Desire is coming
It breaks out loud
Lust is in cages
'Til a storm breaks loose
Just have to make it
With some one I choose
The night is calling
I have to go
The wolf is hungry
He runs to show
He's licking his lips
He's ready to win
On the hunt tonight
For love at first sting
Here I am
Rock you like a hurricane
Here I am
Rock you like a hurricane…Luna and Aqua managed an encouraging clap and Lance took a mock bow. "You're going down Pietro!"
"Can't dare me, I just dared you." Pietro looked smug and took a drink of his tequila.
"Fine then," grumbled Lance. "I pick Aqua. Truth or dare?"
"Truth."
"OK." Lance thought about it for a moment. "Who's better looking, me or Pietro?"
"You."
The rest of the Brotherhood laughed at Pietro's expression. "Mullet-boy is nowhere near as handsome as me!"
"I haven't got a mullet," insisted Lance.
"I'm one of a kind," continued Pietro as though he'd never been interrupted. "I am a plastic surgeons nightmare!"
"You're my nightmare," muttered Aqua.
"Then you have some sexy nightmares."
Aqua had a swig of her drink to drown any retort she might have made. She was infuriated by Pietro. After she'd swallowed, she turned to Wanda. "Truth or dare?"
"I'm not interested."
"Oh come on Wanda!"
Wanda sighed. "Fine. Truth."
"What would it take to make you go out with Toad?"
"A full frontal lobotomy. Is that everyone done? Can we stop this ridiculous game now?"
"We can stop," said Luna with a sly smile. "But only if you do a song."
"So Luna, truth or dare?" Wanda it seemed, did not want to sing.
"Truth."
"You do a goddamn song."
"That's a dare!"
"OK then, what's your favourite song? You'll have to sing it because I know nothing about music." Wanda stuck her tongue out at Luna.
"I'm being punished," groaned Luna, standing up slightly unsteadily and heading to the microphone.
"Aqua smirked. "This is gonna be amusing."
"Shut up!"
Luna: Some people call me the space cowboy, yeah
Some call me the gangster of love Some people call me maurice Cause I speak of the pompitous of love People talk about me, baby Say I'm doin you wrong, doin you wrong Well, don't you worry baby Don't worry Cause I'm right here, right here, right here, right here at home Cause I'm a picker I'm a grinner I'm a lover And I'm a sinner I play my music in the sun I'm a joker I'm a smoker I'm a midnight toker I sure don't want to hurt no one…Luna triggered her powers, causing a pale white mist to rise around her looking a bit like dry ice. The rest of the Brotherhood cheered in approval. Luna: I'm a picker I'm a grinner I'm a lover And I'm a sinner I play my music in the sun I'm a joker I'm a smoker I'm a midnight toker I get my lovin on the run Wooo wooooo You're the cutest thing That I ever did see I really love your peaches Want to shake your tree Lovey-dovey, lovey-dovey, lovey-dovey all the time Ooo-eee baby, I'll sure show you a good time Cause I'm a picker I'm a grinner I'm a lover And I'm a sinner I play my music in the sun I'm a joker I'm a smoker I'm a midnight toker I get my lovin on the run People keep talking about me baby They say I'm doin you wrong Well don't you worry, don't worry, no don't worry mama Cause I'm right here at home You're the cutest thing I ever did see Really love your peaches want to shake your tree Lovey-dovey, lovey-dovey, lovey-dovey all the time Come on baby and I'll show you a good time…Luna threw herself back on the floor and grabbed her drink, looking uncharacteristically embarrassed. Todd nudged her. "Are you gonna show Lance a good time?" "Shut up!" growled Lance. "You forget Toddy," said Luna. "It's my turn to pick now – and I pick you."Todd groaned. "Oh shit."