-scene opens in a large living room, goku's house, complete with TV VCR DVD stereo and couch-
amanda: new co-author Hunter!!! AKA me and chri's friend kylee.
hunter: yo
Chri: anyone who reads this live in stanwood?
amanda: not sure, but if you do we're having a crazy-ass party on nov. 3rd at church creek park. e-mail me 4 dets. (note the shameless plugging)
dani: how'd hunter get in here anyway?
amanda: she spent the night at my house and said some really funny stuff, so I decided to steal her essance and throw it in with you guys.
hunter: we were watching a DBZ vid with the return of cooler and amanda started singing the Mr. Clean theme.
amanda: ::turns on stereo to Sirus satellite radio:: ALRIGHT!! BIG 80s!!!
chri: ::slaps hand to forehead::
dani: ::commandeers DBZ video and puts it in:: awesome! it's the first eps.!
hunter: YAAAYYYY RADITZ!!! you can not deny his hotness!!
chri: oh yes we can
amanda: what are you on and why aren't you sharing?
hunter: I'm high on life! it's all around you man!!! ::grabs handful of air and blows it in amanda's face:: FEEL THE POWER!!!
chri: I'm searching her room for weed.
goku: it's catnip
amanda: great, the muses are here. ::switches tape with DVD::
trunks: HOLY SHIT!! THAT DRAGON IS DANCING!!!!
amanda: yeah, lord slug. why piccolo doesn't like whistling is a mystery to me.
hunter: it's cuz his ears are so sensitive
Chri: ::pulls out dog whistle:: let's test your theory
piccolo: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
inyasha: i resent that, Chri.
chri: what? the dog whistle?
inu: ::glowers::
chri: ; P your move holy man!
amanda: ::is arm wrestling musica:: not so strong now are you silver man?
vegeta: ::runs up and kisses goku for no reason:: I LOVE YOU KAKAROT!!!
goku: -the hell?
pietro (my cat not the muse): ::bites gokus tail::
goku: ::is on ceiling::
vegeta: ::pulls out large multicolored bunny:: Mr. Nuckers says you're a puss.
goku: FUCK YOU!
amanda: NOOOO NOT THE BACKPACK!!!!
dani: ::holds up backpack::
chri: GAHHH!!! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU??!?!?!?
inuyasha: feh!
dani: oh now you done it
inu: ??????
chri: meh
inuyasha: FEH!
chri: MEH!
amanda: keh ::looks smug::
inuyasha and chri: ooooooooooo
vegeta: ::is snorting cat nip::
goku: OH OH IT'S MAGIC!!
lance: WHEN I'M WITH YOU!!
pietro (okay, now it's the muse): what is wrong with those two?
hunter: saiyans are subject to getting high off catnip.
inuyasha: figures
goku: YAOI 4 EVAH!!!
dani: w0.0ah! that was completely off subject
chri: there's a subject?
amanda: yeah.... is there?
trunks: ::ponders::
aqua: don't hurt yourself
hunter: he's smart!
amanda: noooo he's just the guy that stands in the back with his arms crossed saying "i sense something......"
trunks: I DO NOT!!!
amanda: face it! you're like legolas in lord of the rings; nice to look at, not too big of a role.
trunks: ::pouts::
chri: AAWWWW SO CUTE!
hunter: vegeta just got the shit kicked out of him by a computer chip.
vegeta: i did not!
amanda: ::points to screen:: according to cooler, you did
goku: oh man, I'm gonna get killed
hunter: and then..... VEGETA MERACULSLY RECOVERS AND SAVES THE DAY YET AGAIN!!!
amanda: -- and i didn't see that coming?
chri: i don't see what you see in him hunter.
hunter: he's hott!!!
vegeta: i prefer sexyful
amanda: yeah his giant forehead so turns me on
goku: well it does to me..... ::shrugs::
amanda: ::starts singing Fleetwood Mac:: LITTLE LIES, TELL ME SWEET LITTLE LIES. TELL ME LIES!
-at this point yami and seto are making out on the couch-
amanda: ::stares::
elijah: ::comes out of his room:; what'd i miss......? why is there a camera following me?
amanda: cuz you're sexy
elijah: ::does playgirl poses for camera::
camera man: boing
amanda: ::is laughing her ass off::
goku: i need more cat nip....
chri: noooooo no you don't
goku: but i can't see the little pink bunnies anymore ::whines::
amanda: 0.0 PINK BUNNIES?!?!?!?!? ::attaches self to ceiling lamp::
inuyasha: ::bites the tip of miroku's nose::
miroku: ::drags inuyasha into the back room::
aqua: can i go watch?
pietro: NO! ::drags aqua into another back room; moaning ensues::
amanda: is this the end of our little conversation??? i dunno, if people like it i may do it in between chappies ::shrugs:: who knows? i doubt many people read my story anyway ::SOB!::
trunks: ::huggles amanda::
Chri: let's go to the movies!
amanda: the last time you picked the movie i couldn't sleep for seven days.
chri: The Ring is not scary!
amanda: it was to me!! and i LIKED resident evil and 28 days later.....
chri: hmmmm what about that new movie that had a hand coming out of the back of this chick's head in the preview?
hunter: i wanna see that!
amanda: NO! I DID NOT SEE DAWN OF THE DEAD AND I AM NOT SEEING THE GRUDGE NO MATTER WHAT YOU DO!!!
chri: ::rolls eyes:: puss
amanda: you.....
lance: ::starts singing 'changes' by david bowie::
amanda, hunter, dani and chri: THE FACULTY!!!
-they all jump in their blue mini cooper to go to hollywood video-
amanda: see ya!
chri: ::turns to amanda:: when's the new chappie coming out?
amanda: DON'T RUSH ME!!
dani: ::puts a hand over both of their mouths:: see you in a few days or so. EWW DON'T LICK MY HAND!!
hunter: with them, you have to expect it