Pokenews
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Ketchum wins in Landslide Victory
Sketchit and followers found crying and miserable.
By: Cersea
Pokecapital
As far as elections no one seems to be able to understand what happened November 2, 2004. On a day of massive voter turnout and following a devastatingly decisive debate, Ash Ketchum has beaten the odds to become the next President of the Pokèmon Council.
Running on a platform of good will and justice for all Pokèmon, Tracy Sketchit was assured victory. He had the charm grace and support that Mr. Ketchum could only hope for.
"Yes. I guess it is like living a dream," was the only response Ketchum Campaign Manager Gary Oak was able to give.
Meanwhile, Sketchit supporters gathered in front of the Art Palace in silent vigil for the Pokèmon who sent Ash Ketchum to the Yellow House.
Ketchum meanwhile, is said to be basking in his glory. He was unable to be reached for comment but his publicist has released the following statement:
"We are all very happy that the Pokèmon have been able to choose the best candidate for President of the Pokecouncil. Ash Ketchum thanks you for your strength and courage. This was a long and muddy campaign but Ash powered through it because of you."
Ash Ketchum will be presented as the
Pokemon' choice for President in the Pokecouncil on December 12. We can only hope that he will have a term to be remembered.
All's well that ends well
A job well done
By: Chigarita
Yellow House
Today was a victory for Pokèmon everywhere. A true champion for the Poke has risen up and claimed his throne and his name is Pikachu.
The winner of the race was not the irascible Ash Ketchum, but Pikachu who is widely believed to be the brains behind the man.
"Yeah I voted for Kectchum!" was the common response from thousands of Pokèmon interviewed on the streets of Pokecity. It's a quote not likely to be read anywhere eles than Pokenews because the Sketchit team has threatened to suppress it.
Tracy Sketchit seemed to be the candidate to beat. But for all his claims of being the Champion for Pokèmon, he did not put one of us on the ticket the way Ash did. Ash is the best there ever was. Now he can serve a position where he can finally find the power that's inside Pokèmon.
The author's writing is her own and in no way reflects the official statement of the Pokenews.
