A/N Sry it took me so long to write this chappie. I had a lot of overwhelming homework the past few days (or week). Hope fully this chappie will make more sense. And incase Ri2 reads this chappie, Gir 'acquired' his human slaves by means you do not want to know of.
"So... it is your little robot you have there making the quakes, right? You ordered him to do this. I know it! I will disable him and foil your plans of ever invading earth." Dib straitened himself up and triumphantly turned around, feeling proud that he had found the center of Zim's plan at the moment.
"No! It is you causing the movements and causing my home to cave in on it self! Do not question me! I am ZIM!"
"I know you're lying Zim. I will find the end of this! I will!"
Meanwhile at the cause of all the quakes...
Gir and company had reached their destination of Krazy Taco when Gir screamed. "TACOS!"
Then everybody screamed "TACOS!" And the ground shook so violently because of the overwhelming sound of their voices that Krazy Taco was consumed into a gaping whole in the outer crust of Earth.
"Ta-Ta-TACOS!" Gir jumped into the crack and every single one of his slaves followed. "I will save you tacos!" Gir cried in his small robotic tone
Dib and Zim were at each others throats while Gaz sat on the street playing her Game Slave 2.
"Will you please kill each other silently? I'm in the zone."
Dib and Zim gave Gaz an odd look. She just continued staring at the screen so the Irken and the human continued to fight in their own pathetic way. Slapping and biting each other, it looked like an odd dance.
3 nights and 2 days passed with no change. Somehow the filthy Dib monkey stayed awake during their battle. Maybe it was because of his overage on coffee the day the earthquakes stared, but its affect was wearing off.
Dib's eyes were drooping and he was not only fighting Zim, but he was fighting staying awake.
"Ha! You pathetic worm baby! You are no match for ZIM!" Zim screamed in Dib's face for the millionth time.
"I will beat you Zim... I... will..." Dib fell over onto the pavement in slumber.
"Ha! Feeble... hu... man." Zim crashed right beside him.
Gaz looked up from her Game Slave 2 and sighed. "The stuff I have to put up with." She got up and dragged Dib home, Leaving Zim in all his glory.
Meanwhile Gir had just landed in the center of the earth. Which surprisingly looked like the other side of the planet... or maybe it was?
At that moment, group of little girls walked by Gir.
"Awwww." The group whined all together, and then they started to say things in a non-English language. Then one of the girls picked up Gir. "Kawaii!" (Can u guess where they are?)
"Master, would you like me to get rid of these distractions?"
"I like them! Where are the tacos?"
"Ta-Ko?" a girl seemed so confused.
"I MUST FIND THE TACOS!" Gir leaped out of the girls grasp and stormed down the street, his people close behind. (As always)
Zim woke in a painful state. His arm being asleep from him laying on it for hours.
"GIR! How long have I been lying here? GIR! Gir?"
Zim got up off the ground and started to look around his home. Once he concluded that Gir wasn't there, he left for Gir favorite spot. Krazy Taco.
"I'm going to murderize that stupid robot as soon as I get my claws on him! Grrr." Zim mumbled while he marched down to where Krazy Taco once was.
Zim was looking at his feet while he was walking so he never noticed Dib standing on the ledge of a cliff that was originally were Krazy Taco once stood.
WHAM!
Zim walked right into Dib and they both fell down, down, down, sideways, diagonally, up. All the while they were choking each others necks again.
"I—can't breath—u stupid—worm child—you!"
"Neither—can—I"
"Wait—I am—more—power—ful—than you!"
THWUMP!
(A/N Zim and Dib fell faster that Gir because of Gir's airheaddedness)
Zim and Dib landed on a hard cold surface. A group of giggling girl ran away at the sight of them.
"WAAIT! wheeze Where am I?!" Dib screamed after the scared girls.
"Come back you!" Zim grasped at the air trying to reach the girls that were long gone.
Gir was hopping around gleefully, being distracted by anything that had any sort of interest in him. This was a lot of things, considering he was a green dog... His human slaves were scouring the city looking for a Krazy Taco restaurant.
"Oooo!" Gir noticed a drug store and walked inside. "I'm going to take this for me ok?" and with that he left the store setting of every theft device owned.
A/N I really have to focus more on this. My chapters are all so short. (yeah.. the two that I have.) This turned out to b a very boring chapter. Like the first. Geesh I gotta get better at this. Plz review! I'm running out of ides!
