Heya people, this is just a little something I had been dying to write since I read some appalling fanfiction before.
Anyway, this is just something I made up to poke fun at utterly unrealistic, and badly written Final Battle fics.
Disclaimer : I own nothing. Harry Potter is owned by none other than my idol, JK Rowling.
Note : This isn't a MST...
Well, here's the first installment...if I get some feedback there'll be more.Voldamort Dies ((erk..))
Harry Potter a firteen yeah old wizerd was lieing flat on his back on a large stone cold podium wif lord voldamort's snak-like face looming above him and
seaing his face borught a sudden strenght into harry and he got up and pointed his wand at voldamort's ((And supprisingly, Lord VoldEmort did nothing to prevent this?)) hart and
voldamort then turned his wand on Dumbldorr and said "ABRA KEDABRA!" and dumbldorr feel ((so he dies that easily...uh-huh)) to the floor in a flash of gren light and
that made harry reeally reely rowly ((Oh mah God, so many ways to spell one word, eh?)) mad and he punched voldamort in the nose and said "YOU ARE A BASTERSD!!" ((dramatic, isn't it?)) and he kept punching him and until voldamort kicked him in the face and voldaemort said "ABRA KEDABRA" and pointed his wand at harry and harry pointed his wand at voldamort and said "ABRA KEDABRA" as well at the same time and there wands blew up and voldamort died and harries parens comed bak to lif and serious did too and dumbdorr and the aouros came and took the deaf aterrs ((Who mysteriously did nothing while Voldemort died)) to azkabin. ((OH MY GOD!!!! IS THAT A FULL STOP!?!??!)) Then Harry pootter lifed happily efer after.
THE END ((Thank God.))
Planned for next - Mary Sue kills Voldy.