I'm really sorry about the lateness of this, and I know I don't have an excuse. --

But anyway, here's a new chapter thingie. Thank you to the people who reviewed, it means a lot to me.

Oh yeah, here's your ZoomBroom Three Million, Lady Voldything! posts it to you Bit late in the postage though, ne? Xx

Disclamorator : I don't own Harry Potter.

And yep, here's the story of how Draco turns good and kills Voldy.

1day, in a place far far away that no mugle can c, Hairy Pothed and Dracla Manfoil wer fightng.

"Hairy y do u stay wit da good pplz? Y not jown teh dark side!? u get free Darth Vader helmetz!" Dracla yelled at Hairy from acroz teh grate horl.

"No wai! y dont u jown teh light side!?! hear u get free ANGEL WNGS! betta dan any Darth Vader helmet!" Hairy telled back to Dracla.

Angel wngs!? thout Dracla, wow thats hard to resist

"Um yea well...join here and u get free choclate frogz as wel!"

oh my god thout Hairy, I luv choclate frogs!

"yea but uh...here u get frree SHERBET LEMONS from Dumbdoor if u join teh light side!" Hairy yelled once again across the grate horl ignorng all teh ppl starng at him.

"OK" Dracla yelld bak.

The Following Morning

Dracla walkd up 2 teh grifndor comnrom and knokd on teh portrait.

"Cuming!" yelld Hairy.

Then Hairy was outside teh comn room wif Dracla.

"Hears ur angel wngs nd hears ur SHERBET LEMONS" Hairy sed 2 Dracla givng him teh stuf.

"Yay." .sed Dracla.

"oh yeh dracla," sed Hairy, "no hard feelngs wen i beat u in the quiditch game 2day, k?"

"kk" sed Dracla.

Cut to midway Quidditch Match

hairy was hot on tral of teh snithc wif dracla close behind him nd no1 new who teh person in teh blak robes next 2 Dumbdoor was.

"What now?" mutterd black robed man to a smal rat next 2 him. luckly dumbdoor was preocupide bye teh quidditch gmae.

Teh rat hnded him a letter.

Dear Mr. Voldemort

It has reached the attention of the Death Munchers that one Dracla Malfoil has betrayed the Dark Side and joined the light side.

We Death Munchers don't despise young Malfoil, though, since he was bribed by the very tempting offer of angel wings and SHERBET LEMONS.

Sincerly,

Bellatrix Lestrange.

PS. When you come around my house next, can you tell me if I look fat in these new angel wings?

Teh blak robed dude, now reveeld as Mouldyshorts, was reaally pisd of.

He stood up nd fired avada kedavra at Dracla.

It hitted his ZoomBroom Two Million Nine Hundred and Ninety-Nine Thousand Nine Hundred and Ninety-Nine nd Dracla wnt wizzng into the part of teh stadium wear Mouldyshorts waz.

evry1 else jumped out nd died exept dumbdoor who flew down.

"DRACLA!" yelled Mouldyshorts, "I HATE U! U WNT 2 TEH LIGHT SIDE!"

"I HATE U 2...YOU-KNOW-WHO!" yelled Dracla bak evn tho they wer three feet apart.

"DIEEEEEEEEEEE!" yelled Mouldyshorts nd he pushd Dracla off teh stadium.

it lookd like everyfin was lost and now Mouldyshorts had killed Dracla but...

der was a glimmer of light and Dracla was flying back up to teh stadium wif his angel wings!!!

"U DIEEEEEEE!" yelled Dracla nd he nokd Mouldyshorts off teh stadium.

"new I shoulda got some of those angel wings..." sed Mouldyshorts before he splatd on the quddithc pitch.

The End. (Thank God)