NGUINDISCLAIMER: I don't own Negima!, Ken Akamatsu does.
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Negi's class - A Negima! Fanfiction
Story by: Chachamaru
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Class Two
Asuna wiped her tears off her cheeks, and stared at her pillow.
She was in her room, ranting about how she would kill Takahata-sensei's new girlfriend and crying every few minutes.
The door opened. Asuna jumped and wiped her eyes again in case there were any tears.
"Hey, Asuna!" Konoka walked in, smiling. "I was looking for you everywhere. Someone said that you were crying, too. What's up?"
Asuna stared at her, and laughed.
"Hehe¡KNothing was wrong, how could that happen? I NEVER cry¡Khehe¡K" Asuna laughed hysterically. "You're crazy, Konoka, sooo crazy..."
Konoka narrowed her eyes.
"Anyway, did you eat dinner?" she asked.
Asuna nodded.
"Well, how about we take a bath in the bath hall today?" Konoka went into her bag for her towel and shampoo.
"Wow, no one's here tonight."
Asuna gladly dipped her feet in the water, wrapping her towel around her.
"Ayaka, Nodoka, Fei Ku, Lingshen, the Narutaki twins, and Kaede are coming." Konoka said. "I asked them to come before I came to our room."
"Oh, great." Asuna sighed, hearing footsteps coming in the bath hall.
"HEY, KONOKA AND ASUNA!" Lingshen cried, coming in with Ayaka, Nodoka, the Narutaki twins, Kaede, and Fei Ku.
Ayaka took her towel off her and went into the water.
"I saw Takahata-sensei today." Kaede said.
Asuna saw Ayaka shift a bit, looking nervous. Asuna clapped her hands together.
"Why is Ayaka like that?" she mumbled. Why was she (Asuna herself) so touchy about this?
"Who's cooler...Negi-sensei or Takahata-sensei?" Konoka asked.
"Negi-sensei is sooo adorable...but Takahata-sensei can teach really well..." Ayaka grinned. "I totally love Negi-sensei!"
"Negi-sensei." Nodoka almost whispered.
"Negi-sensei!"
"Negi-sensei's so cute!"
"I pick Negi-sensei."
"Negi-sensei is very cool."
Asuna curled her hands into fists. How could everyone like NEGI-SENSEI? He was a good-for-nothing brat, who didn't look cute.
"Hey, Asuna, who's cooler?" Konoka asked. Asuna's eyes became distant and misty. She forgot about everyone...
"Takahata-sensei!" Asuna answered. "One day I'll tell him about my true feelings...he's a God from heaven, I tell you...How about I practice with you, Konoka? Just pretend you're Takahata-sensei, and I'll-"
Someone slapped her hard on the face, making Asuna's eyes water.
"You back on earth, Takahata-sensei fan?" Ayaka asked.
Asuna touched her face, her face red.
"HOW DARE YOU SLAP MEEE!!" Asuna screamed. "Why did you do that?"
"Well, you were really acting weird." Kaede giggled feverishly. "You were talking about Takahata-sensei."
"And telling us how much you liked him." Fuka Narutaki piped up.
"You also wanted me to pretend that I was Takahata-sensei so you could practice on telling him his feelings!" Konoka said.
"...moron." Ayaka said, smirking.
Asuna blushed so hard that she thought she could die. Ayaka started cackling.
"HOW DARE YOU-"
Asuna suddenly jumped on Ayaka, trying to slap her while Ayaka screamed and kicked her legs. Everyone started cheering.
"I bet 400 yen that Asuna would beat Ayaka and stick her head in the water!" Lingshen cried.
"I bet 100 yen on Ayaka!" Fei Ku cried, clapping her hands.
"I bet 300 yen that you're going to get in trouble." Someone said behind them.
Everyone stopped cheering and screaming and turned around.
A girl with tapped her foot on the ground, holding a towel.
"Oh, it's you, Chizuru." Fumika Narutaki said.
Chizuru Naba glared at Fumika.
"Asuna and Ayaka were fighting, and you, along with your friends, cheered." Chizuru snapped.
Kaede laughed.
"Hey, you used to do that, too." She said.
Chizuru flipped her hair.
"Well, I now want to get good marks, and be a very good student at the school." Chizuru said.
"I bet she's dating a guy from the boy's school." Lingshen giggled. "All the girls who do this turn into straight-A students for some reason."
Asuna saw Ayaka shift nervously again.
"I am not dating anyone from THAT school." Chizuru sneered. "Now, I don't want to bicker anymore. I need my bath."
All the girls rolled their eyes.
"What is wrong with her?" Fei Ku said, folding her arms. "Why is Chizuru being like this?"
Asuna put her towel on and walked out of the water.
"Well, whatever, I'm going to study." Asuna walked away while Konoka, Fumika, Fuka, Lingshen, Fei Ku, Kaede, Konoka, and Ayaka yapped. Chizuru leapt up too, and followed Asuna out the exit.
"Hey, Chizuru, that was some nice goody-two-shoes trick you did." Asuna said sarcastically.
"That was no joke." Chizuru said. She checked her watch. "I have to go do something important now. See ya, Asuna."
Asuna cracked her knuckles.
"'Important, eh?" she whispered to herself. "Let's just see what's important." After Chizuru walked off, Asuna followed her slowly, 007 style.
"The name's Bond, Asuna Bond." Asuna joked to herself, then set a serious face and hid behind a wall.
Chizuru kept walking. Asuna followed slowly, hiding behind doors and walls, until Chizuru stopped walking. Asuna hid behind a tree and peered out. Chizuru was smiling at a tall man in the shadows.
"Aw, don't get in the shadows like that. Come out." Chizuru said in a friendly voice unlike the one in the bath hall.
Asuna held her breath and saw a blonde-haired man step out, wearing glasses and smiling back at Chizuru. Asuna stared at the man more closely, and gasped.
"No!" she muttered. "This can't be..."
Asuna screamed.
"TAKAHATA-SENSEI!!!!!!!!!!!"
Negi opened the door to his room, and found Asuna at her desk, scribbling something on a piece of paper.
"Hi, Asuna." Negi said. "What are you writing?"
Asuna ignored him and cackled.
"Ooh, I can pass English class! I hate this world! Muahahah..." Asuna said mentally.
Negi sweatdropped. Could Asuna be going crazy?
He peered over her shoulder to see what she was writing:
I don't like and hate Chizuru Naba. She is worst enemy. She go in my life and kill it. Asuna don't like that. She do not toloareate nonsensesk. I am kill myself. Takahata is not here for mama. Pass English class, yes. Negi is a bastard.
"Okaaaaay..." Negi scratched his head. "Hey, how about I fix that, Asuna?"
Asuna whipped her head around to him violently. Her eyes were red, and she was shaking.
"OH, YESSSSSS, PLEASE FIX IT!" She screamed, and slapped the paper in his hand. Negi laughed nervously and went to Konoka's desk to fix her writing.
"So, Asuna, is there anything wrong?" he asked.
"OHH, NOOOOO!" Asuna laughed mentally. "Nothing's wrong!"
Negi narrowed his eyes.
"When you're acting mental and laughing weirdly, then there's something wrong." He said, shaking his head. "I bet writing bad stuff about you and other people is a new mental trait."
Asuna whopped Negi on the head.
"Oww..." Negi said, rubbing his head.
"I am not mental!" Asuna cried. "NOW FIX MY WRITING!"
"I'm done." Negi handed the paper back to Asuna:
I hate C.N. and she is my worst enemy. I don't like the way she ruined my life. Yeah, I'll pass English class by writing this for sure. Negi is the coolest teacher in the world and I don't think he is a bastard.
Asuna turned her head to Negi, eyes flaring.
"YOU ARE A BASTARD!!" Asuna went and whopped Negi on the head. "How about I tell everyone that you're a wizard?!"
Negi turned pale and shook his head.
"Then don't change my writing that much." Asuna erased the sentence, 'Negi is the coolest teacher in the world and I don't think he is a bastard.', and replaced it with:
Hey, Chizuru, how about I kick your ass, since you've taken Takahata-sensei. Thanks, Asuna.
"Perfect!" Asuna folded the paper, and put it in an envelope. "I'm sending this to Chizuru."
"She'll know its from you, since you've signed your name. She's gonna kill you." Negi said. "Just erase your name."
Asuna sighed, and erased her name. She replaced it with:
From: Nightmare"That's weird." Negi peered over her shoulder. "Are you sure you're sending it to Chizuru? It's not nice."
"How about I tell the whole story?" Asuna cried. "I was taking a bath and-" Asuna flushed. "-fighting Ayaka, and then Chizuru walks in and mouths off at the people who betted money on me and Ayaka. I finish my bath, and Chizuru finishes, too. I follow Chizuru, she told me that she had to meet someone special. She's acting weird, AND she's meeting someone. Who would NOT want to follow her? Well, I follow her, and find out she is dating..." Asuna's eyes welled up with tears. "TAKAHATA-SENSEI!!"
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