((This chapter is offensive in some parts and I would like to apologize for that, any people who have had gender changes, Sorry. Any Homosexuals, Sorry. Anyone who wants to or has shove/shoved a broom up Sirius' arse, sorry. Any Briteny Spears fans... I have no apologies for you, Kevin Federline? Unemployed loser! Get off the booze and hook yourself a man, Girl! Before it is too late!))

Sirius woke up and looked to the beds beside him, his mind in a race to recall why there were four teenagers sleeping on the couch and various other cushioned places around the double room.

The blonde boy, Lee, Sirius remembered Harry calling him, was sleeping on the kitchen counter that had been lines with pillows. Seth was on the window seat, Harry was on the couch and Zach, had somehow rigged a hammock up out of a sheet.

Rubbing his eyes and wandering into the kitchen he sleepily made his essential, morning coffee and sat on one of the stools, watching his godson sleep and smiling to himself 'five years' he whispered 'Five years'

'Missed him didn't ya?' a sleepy voice asked.

Sirius spun around and saw Lee watching him with piercing, blue eyes 'He remembers you, you know?'

'What?' Sirius asked startled spilling coffee down his pajama front 'He does? He remembers me?'

Lee nodded 'That why he followed you, I mean he wouldn't follow a stranger to a hotel would he?'

'I guess not' Sirius admitted ' but I didn't think about it, I was so happy that I'd found him '

Lee nodded knowledgeably 'Name's, Levi Danes, by the ways, but everyone calls me Lee'

'Sirius Black'

'Yeah, Harry said that was your name, but he used to call ya Padfoot'

'Was my Nickname at school'

'So what's your story, dude?'

'Huh?'

'Everyone gots a story, I grew up in an Orphanage and sketch on the pier for cash, not exactly gonna be turned into a bestseller but what you going to do?'

Sirius laughed 'So you and Harry been friends for a long time?'

'Yep' Lee said with a tinge of pride 'We've been through everything together, we're tight, ya know? He's my boy'

'He's had an O.K life then?'

Lee frowned slightly ' Yeah...' he trailed off 'I mean, better than some, but he wasn't born for this, he's smart, he could be great one day, I'm talking great, he soaks things up, you know? I mean he's always telling me that I'm talented just because I can draw a bunch of line on a piece of paper, but him... Like, he tells the most amazing stories, all the kids down at St. Thomas' used to gather round and listen, even the sixteen year olds used to listen to this little kids stories'

Sirius looked downcast 'I should have been there' he muttered to himself.

'Can't change the past' Remus said as he approached the counter and made himself a coffee 'You're here now, and that's what matters'

'What the old dude said'

'Old and wise'

'What the old and wise dude said'

'Thanks'

'We had better wake the others up' Lee said and approached Zach's hammock and untied it.

'Ow!' Zach howled as he hit the ground with a thud 'I think I broke my ass!'

'Huh?' Seth said groggily as he stirred from his sleep 'I'm up! I'm up! I wasn't sleeping in, nuh-huh' he walked over to the counter and picked up a apple and took a bite out of it, surveying the room and gulping it down he said 'Man, these classy-digs look even better in sunlight'

'Now just Harry to go' Lee said.

'Men have died trying to wake him up' Zach said 'Better stand an arms length away, man'

Lee grinned 'I know how to wake him up' he lent close to Harry's ear and took a deep breath ' OOPS, I DID IT AGAIN! I PLAYED WITH YOUR HEART, GOT LOST IN THE GAME! OOH, BABY, BABY!'

'Noooooo! I'm up! Make it stop!'

'Why do you always use that song' Harry moaned as he sat up on the couch 'I have childhood traumas of Billy Forest dressing in drag and singing that song'

'I was there to but I'm not scared of the song' Lee pointed out, but he shuddered and added 'Just pink, sequin dresses'

'Billy forest?!' Seth exclaimed 'that hot chick from the beach? As in Billie Forest? Who looks hot in a bikini? Billie forest?'

'Used to be Billy forest, walk around in a bikini with bits hanging out and extremely weird looks Billy Forest'

Seth made a face 'I fucked her! I mean him! I mean, oh my God!' he looked at his apple and flung it in the bin as if it was poisonous 'I am not eating apples for a long time!' he declared and walked from the muttering something about 'Needing to was his mouth out'

'Was Billie Forest really ever a man?' Zach asked suspiciously.

'Hell no! That girl is fine'

Lee nodded in agreement 'Best rack I ever did see'

'You three are scarily like Sirius, James, Peter and I when we were in school'

'So your Uncle Moony, Huh?' Harry said.

Remus nearly dropped his coffee cup 'How did you know?'

Harry shrugged 'I was three when my parents died, I remember you and Padfoot, over there' he nodded in Sirius' direction 'I don't just follow random people to their hotel rooms, they have to be young, blonde and hot, before I'll do that'

'Thinking of Riley Rivers are we, Harry?' Seth asked slyly as he returned to the room 'Oh, Harry!' adopting a high, feminine voice 'I want to have your baby! I love you Harry! Be my Bitch?'

'Sorry, Seth' Harry said airily 'Sloppy seconds ain't my style'

'Ooh!' Lee and Zach said in childish voices.

'Besides...' Harry said defensively 'me and Ri are just friends'

'Ooh!'

'Shut up!'

'No need to get angry, Harry'

'Maybe we should by him a stress ball?'

'Hey, Harry?' Zach asked as he took his friends place on the couch and stretched lazily 'Shouldn't you be at work-' he checked his watch 'an hour ago?'

'Fuck!' Harry said as he pulled his jeans on frantically.

'Don't swear' Sirius said disapprovingly.

Harry rolled his eyes as he hopped on the spot, struggling into his pants 'been doing it all my life'

'Well don't'

'Who shoved a broomstick up your ass'?

'Snape did once' Remus said 'but that was a bedroom accident'

'Remus!' Sirius bellowed disgustedly 'that is sick! Oh sweet Jesus, the images!'

'You owe me ten bucks, Zach' Harry said as he grabbed his board and ran out the door 'told ya they were gay'

'We are not' Sirius exclaimed and ran over to the door 'We're not!' he called after Harry's retreating figure 'We're not!' he told the other boys.

'Of course' Seth said kindly patting Sirius on the head 'It's O.K to stay in the closet'

'I AM NOT GAY!'